This is for my secret love, New Zealand http://vocaroo.com/

kys kiwiboo trash

>>73361233
die faggot

mentioned

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>>73361247
>>73361268
I did it for him, that's all that matters

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>>73361233
what the fug?

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>>73361233
yeah ta m8

>>73361285
<3

>>73361233
You sound like the frenchie on friday's vocaroo thread.

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When I went to Auckland
I went to Countdown
The poor cashier standing there
Had a massive frown
I said "you okay bru"
She said "yeah I'm fine"
Instead I went to Foursquare
To BUY HAGEN

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We should do Karaoke sometime amerifriend

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>>73361363
You're welcome, love

>>73361394
My genepool is mostly French so that would explain alot of things.

>>73361406
>unironically drinking hagen

don't drag us into the weird thing you guys have for aussies

>>73361468
is cheap

>>73361511
its also shit
you want cheap you by dobros

>>73361488
lol this is going to be an asian twins porno

>>73361233
>KiwiAndYankForever.jpg
No, just No

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>>73361521
we can just make it a lezdom thing

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>>73361560
This desu. Americans have Australians

Kiwis are for Canadians!

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>>73361641
But Australia's a dick, Kiwis only deserve the finest lovers, which are Americans may I remind you.

>>73361690
>But Australia's a dick
That's partially because you are a little manlet and partially because you cannot handle the bants

Besides Americans are more rude and obnoxious than the Aussies and the leafs

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>had an american teacher in highschool
>fucking wore shoes that had individual sockets for his toes
>always spoke like an autist

americans BEGONE

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>>73361769
B-but New Zealand, I thought..

I thought we had something together.

Are.. Are you breaking up with me?

>>73361233
Thankyou America
We in NZ love you too
Ignore our deranged libcucks who want to emulate eurabia
Most citizens of NZ love America

>>73361849
shut up u egg

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benis

>>73361769
Nobody in the south "bantzzzz xddd" that's an aussie and pommie thing
Maybe northerners are different
Aussies are fucking rude cunts and leafs are doormats
Every American I've met has been genuinely friendly and brotier

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>>73361892
A true boyfriend

>>73361864
HORI OR COCONUT DETECTED

>>73361641
Canada and Australia are literally twins
One is a vast frigid wasteland inhabited by shitposters and grizzly bears, the other is a vast torrid wasteland inhabited by shitposters and dangerous creatures

>>73361944
what ever happened to cococunt

>>73361823
Please refrain from posting under this flag

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>tfw nz replacing australia as america's favourite country because they've found out that aussies are obnoxious trash while kiwis are bros
u mad west island fags?

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>>73361892
>meet yankfriend in Franz drinking beers at backpackers
>get on the piss
>talk about guns and trump
>meet 4 pommy slags
>trigger them about guns and trump
>take them to glow worms walk I know of
>me and yankfriend each get pussy from pom slags

yanks are all good in my book

>>73361991
pls no bully me

>>73361952
idk but i liked him. I remember he got BTFO'd so hard he stopped posting.

everyone in this thread is a chink except for me

>>73362032
niggers

>>73362051
And me

>>73362032
newfig

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>>73361991
It was destined to be, my friend. We both spite the cancerous leaves and Aussies, and they are jealous of our strong bond which we have made together henceforth.

I always knew, deep down, that you were my greatest ally.

>>73361991
Et tu, Kiwi?

>>73361233
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG AMERICAN

>>73362001
What's west coast like?
I've never been there but I've heard it had great nature
Also I didn't know pommies were easy lays for kiwis and yanks, I thought they only whored for aussies
I have never hit on a pommie girl so maybe I should to see what happens

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Why was this a meme?

fuck off yanks

>>73362064
Thanks

>>73362073
*new to /int/
Used to mainly post on /v/ but there hasn't been any games I've been into the past couple years

>>73362121
PALMY MENTIONED?????

>>73362150
>mainly post on /v/
kek
KEK
hello underage

>>73362085
stay out of our waters

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>AMERICANS ACTUALLY THINK WE ARE A WHITE COUNTRY
hahaha lads wait till they realize LMFAO

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>>73362114
best in NZ if you dont mind rain and sandflies. best hunting and fishing. shoot deer from the main road in the mornings, surfcasting for rig or ellys every night. No chicks on the coast so have to get good at pulling tourists, and poms are filthy slags.

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>>73362121
high content of shitposters (students)

>>73362085
One day we will wage a crusade against slant eyed chinks
We'll slaughter all the males and repopulate the nation with hapas by breeding with the women, then we'll liberate them a second time and slaughter all the hapa males, and breed all the hapa cuties

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>>73362090
He's mine now, Bruce, you may as well fuck off with Canada roflmao

>>73362164
I used to be underage (couple years ago) and mainly posted on /v/ and /an/
19 years old now and mainly post on /int/ and /an/

Reminder that it IS the Chink century
Reminder that BASED National will cooperate with the Chinese to OUR benefit, while retards like America quake in their boots dribbling over muh factory jobs
Reminder that YOUR children will speak mandarin thanks to based globalism
Reminder to take the TRUE redpill, the chinkpill

>>73362231
t.Johnathan "I am of course a Kiwi for a was born here" Wong

>>73362190
The entire internet thinks we are white for some reason
Don't they know that we're the second least white country in the western world

>>73362231
hello jack ma

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>>73362121
P A L M Y
A
L
M
Y

i miss palmyposting

>>73362226
yo kiwi, isnt that still underage?

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>>73362202
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

>>73362252
>>73362262
spotted the seething whitebois allergic to truthbombs

>>73362231
fuck yeah looking forward to it cunt

already cracked a changshan

>>73362231
whoa...
I LOVE the chinese now

>>73362305
it was /cric/ tier and it was on /int/

>>73362192
Thanks for the info
Sounds frontier as fuck
What is the scenery like?
I heard you have glaciers etc

>>73362261
Maoris are alright

>>73362292
your latin is shit :^^^))
but deus vult anyways.

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>>73362261
>tfw from SI

>>73362324
fuck I've been found out

>>73362329
Mexico pls, I'm trying to talk dirty to my boyfriend

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>>73362340
i hope when the north island errupts into blacklivesmatter tier racial violence that you will of course be accepting white refugees? :)

>>73362325
god tier scenery

>>73362327
Maori can be algood, but they are arrogant as fuck

>>73362340
Me too
North Island is definitely a nonwhite country, but South Island is still white
Scared that once north island goes down the gurgler, all the nonwhites will move here

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>>73362190

>>73362231
>N*tional party
>globalism
>Based
kys zhang, (You) alongside the butthurt neo-liberal diaspora from America and Europe ruined our cunt

NZ would be better off as a isolationist state then be a globalist cuck

Why the hell did we allow the kiwis to take the most generic island names?

>>73362403
algoods, I will definitely plan to visit west coast one day

>>73362421
Simmer down.

>>73362425
It was that or something like Whakapakatupuni

>>73362408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-SmF6l5y1I

We also get some real fucking dropkicks over here
>>73362470
That honestly would've been better

>>73362425
we are forgetful

>>73362432
if u eva cum to west coast ill fukin stab u kunt nd steal ur wallet dumb palangi hahaha

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>>73362408
they are not welcome

>>73362421
That's right buddy, tell it straight to that chinky fag. Also shit in his rice and piss in his snake wine if he even drinks that.

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>>73362340
>tfw lower north island is unironically whiter than the upper north island

Wellington, Manawatu, Taranaki and Lower Hawkes Bay should break off from the rest of the North Island and become our own cunt.

Also NZ balkanization when?

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Time for bed wagies :^)

You're gonna need to get up for work extra early tommorrow, afterall it is a MONDAY.

Enjoy working whilst I snuggle and sleep until 1 o'clock, and enjoy my dole money!

>>73362517
>nigger hill
>baldy stream
>surveyors knob

you guys are worse than us at naming shit

>>73362567
>8pm
>bed time
not really no

A S H H U R S T
S
H
H
U
R
S
T

>>73362495
There are no Islanders on the west coast.

>>73362571
fuck off mate surveyors knob is a classic

>>73362599
No, but there are maoris which are essentially worse

>>73362517
Saving that topography btw, very nice

>>73362571
>nigger hill
named after the stations best heading dog, Nigger
>baldy stream
some bald cunt died there?
>surveyors knob
haha benis

pretty descriptive desu

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butts

>>73362637
Less than almost everywhere else
?

>>73362648
boobies are more preferable to buttocks

>>73362663
Low T. cuck detected

>>73362648
Where in NZ are girls with big perky buttocks and tight waists?

>>73362699
nowhere

we have some of the ugliest women in existence and that's not even including the maoris and pacific islanders

>>73362717
Where should I go to in the world to find beautiful women with THICC arses and tight waists?

>>73362663
A real man loves his girl regardless of butts or boobs, only betafags like you give a shit about the whole "boobs or butts" thing

>>73362754
somewhere else

>>73362754
South America

>>73362754
latin america

promise one housing and food and shell probably come with you i guess

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>>73362717
kek, there are a few good ones

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>>73362699
there aren't any cunt

too many families of shit-tier english/irish/scottish stock bringing the bar down overall 2bh

your best bet is to find a half-maori girl or something

>>73362791
>>73362797
Thanks guys, I'll have to trek through South America to pound some THICC bootylicious sluts

>>73362788
>>73362816
This is sad to hear

>>73362231
>Reminder that it IS the Chink century
When is that gonna start? Kevin07 went on about it, but we still tend to follow the seppos lead over the chinese and there is a whole coalition in South China sea with India and Japan?

>>73361363

fuck this made me laugh aye

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:^)

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>>73362905
i'd recommend argentina.

>it's another shit thread gets scavenged and made into a de facto /nz/ episode

i aint mad

>>73363017
Never seen so many NZ flags in one thread before

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girls bums are just neat

>>73362990
Niiiice
Whose ass is that?
Is that an Argenitine girl's ass?
Did you take this pic?
I would kiss and smother my face in that ass nonstop, then fuck the shit out of that perky shapely booty

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>>73362990
weak

>>73362990
btw, the red dots its because i was spanking the bott

>>73363067
>btw, the red dots its because i was spanking the bott
h-hot

>>73363067
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
I'M JEALOUS
Also what nationality was the grill you fucked and spanked?

>>73362990
>>73363067
That's a dude isn't it? I don't trust random asses on the internet anymore unless I see between the legs

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here, have another one taked by herself while i was out buying breakfast
>>73363054
Argie art student at mexico.
yes i did take the picture, in a really weird position desu.
>>73363056
holy fuck

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>>73363050
They only needed love and attention, Leaf. Something they never got on /int/.

And I rallied them to this cause.

After all, can't let my greatest ally sink into oblivion.

>>73363113
>unironically mounting your router on the wall

>>73363113
Jesus Christ
I'm moving to Argentina
That ass is gorgeous

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>>73363123
I'm not gonna roleplay with you yankedoodle fuckwits. Just know the USA is our bitch and don't forget that.

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>>73363095
Didnt had an smartphone of my own at that time senpai, so i couldnt really take vagoo pics or at least ones with my dick on it, all i got is bare butt and pantie butt.
>>73363093
see
>>73363113

>>73363050
this is how kiwiposters have always operated on /int/

also these are real anzac hours

>>73363113
>afiches de anime

en la papelera ella va

>>73363153
smac dat like button faм who up?

>>73363132
Im sorry, i got a dog and a cat,
not really a place where i can actually
place it on something and expect it
not to be mawled, sat on, or break,
thats why i had to mount it on the wall.
>>73363185
those are mine 2bh, its my room.

have a pic of the face of cuteness.

>>73363123
thinly veiled "make Canada jealous" thread only it's not gonna work because we don't care.

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L E S F E S S E S
E
S

F
E
S
S
E
S

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>>73363235
i really thought i attached the goddamn picture.

>>73363250
wow, she looks like she has a great personality

>>73363251
shit haircut

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Big pale titties>>> Buttocks

>>73363250
honestly, the back and the hands make me think its a trap, and i had my share of those too.
>>73363274
i kinda like it though

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>>73363150
I'm sorry but I won't let you deprive me of my precious NZ posts. So go away, leaf.

>>73363251
ruined

>>73363251
Is that her?
Fuck that makes her hotter
Wacky liberal arts feminists girls with amazing shapely bodies under the clothes perfect for ravaging and fucking like a sex doll

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>>73363251
>the face of cuteness

jej

>>73363288
>and i had my share of those too.
Explain??

>>73363326
you thirsty bruh

>>73363288
traps can't get ass like that brehthlehem

>>73363405
squats and oats

>>73363281
MILKIES

>>73363419
don't do this to me pham

>>73363339
>he doesn't have a fantasy of fucking a crazy lefty semen demon's gorgeous body

>>73363320
Come on, she's a flat chested big ass qt.
>>73363320
Yep i know the feel, i did ravage the shit out of it and did the usual
choke/spank play.
>>73363339
What's there to explain anon, i got variety on my menu,
i even use to manwhore myself to milfs at times when
im short on cash and the freelancing hasnt paid.
>>73363405
Oh yeah, believe me, they can.
>>73363336
isnt it true desu?

>>73363326
i fucked up the quote, but see the second answer.

>>73363496
>i did ravage the shit out of it and did the usual
>choke/spank play.
noice

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>>73363496
>i even use to manwhore myself to milfs at times when im short on cash and the freelancing hasnt paid.

>>73363496
Mexico wtf, you're stealing my friends. This was supposed to be America+NZ, although I suppose we can add a third for a delicious threesome.

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>>73363582
mexicans>americans

>>73363634
t. china sympathizer

>>73363582
North America is Zealandia's continent bro
Australasia a shit
Americans and Mexicans are both loved by kiwis

>>73363582
i wouldnt mind s-senpai, do i get the D or i can gib it?
also there's no conflict when talking about the bott, we can be
men of culture, and talk about this >>73363152 delicious gap

>>73363724
But can we share our love, equally?

>>73363812
>do I get the D or I can gib it?
Well since you're brown with a dig bick I would prefer the latter.

>>73363724
Friendly reminder that: Kiwis are the most POWERFUL race in the WORLD.

>>73363970
Seconded

>>73363935
>brown
>trigerred
welp, im fine with that then so it'll be spitroast i guess.

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>>73364031
Fuck us hard Pablo, I want that big brown DICK inside of me. We're such filthy racists, you need to punish us witebois
;)

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>>73364101
pic related and also
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Us24gvbwFW mood

>>73363935
Yes, we can all share our love with each other equally

>>73362121
P A L M Y REP

>>73364158
>>73364212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L6lESrZKsF

I orgasmed

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>>73364746
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L6lESrZKsF
Hell, i can tell.
here moist yourself with another old picture
(im bored and im whoring myself, post)

>>73364875
>do reverse on my own pic
>iq gives out weaboo shit and hentai with 48% rate
>google gives out ragnbone song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk
i kek'd hard

>>73362231
S T A T S G O D
T
A
T
S
G
O
D

>>73361233
actually enjoyed listening, despite anti-aus connotations and distorted audio, thanks OP