What do you call masturbation in your country? In Canada we say:

>>73356918
Contacting the overlord

Wrestling the one-eyed snake.

gokke

Shaking off the otter

>>73356918
meeting god

>>73357140
although it's less popular than saying "shaking off the goose"

>>73356918
Flogging the dolphin.

>>73356918
Havin' a bat
Havin' a fap
Havin' a wank
Havin' a toss
Havin' a stroke

>>73357317
All of these, but they can be used as verbs too (batting, wanking etc)
Also jack off and jerk off are both used

>>73356918
A sin.

runka

>>73356918
Pounding off
Tuggin it

Se branler
Se masturber
Se taper une queue
Se lustrer l'asperge
Se pignoler

>>73357417
J'ai cruse for us Quebecers

nut, nutting, busting a nut

>>73357527
Isn't that ejaculating, not masturbating?

>>73356918
runke, dra i tissen, onani onana, henge seg

>>73356918
Illegal

>>73358508
This can't be true

>>73356918
jerking off, beating it, fapping

opening up the batting

masturbación
darle al manubrio
hacerse una paja / hacerse un pajote
sacudir la sardina (beat the sardine)
agitar la nutria (shake the otter)
gayola
darle a la zambomba
hacer escupir al calvo (make the bald one spit)

>>73358508
That fact that it's illegal makes me want to fap even more. It's the taboo man.

Beat the aeroplane
Cocking the pistol
Self-defense (for some reason)

Clean the asparagus

None. Haram.

Fisting my mister

>>73358357
I'm not into tantra

Slapping the hotdog

White genocide

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Ahorcar el Ganzo
Jalarsela
Tocarse
Toquetearse

>>73356918
>>73360460
Manuela