>“Heya son, what are you doing on such a fantastic Friday night alone in your room on your computer? I'm sure your girlfriend and friends are missing you outside… right?”
>>73324223
>Dad is alive
>Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight
>>73324223
sigh
i remember my black dad phase
>>73324223
How did you get in my house
Why is my dad a nigger?
>>73324223
>Tfw the weather is gorgeous
>tfw need to study for something
ffs
>>73324628
Good post
>>73324237
dad but why are you a nigger?
>>73324223
>Friday night
lay off the drugs, dear father
Yeah, you're right dad, they miss me. I should get out of the computer right now and go with them.
Thanks, dad.
>>73324223
>take the tv but don't shoot
>>73324223
ITT: NEETs still living at home, acting like it's perfectly acceptable
>dad is black
am I black now