>Be white with a tan >Go to Subway >Cashier is Mexican,

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>>73317130
>el POCHO señores

These situations interest me. Do you think she would have spoken to you initially in English if you didnt have the tan? I remember this one time in high school a group of cubans transferred into my school and for that semester a couple people thought I was cuban (Im mixed with black, chinese and scottish). There was this one girl who started singing a Shakira song around me and she said 'you like Shakira dont you? Shes spanish like you' and when I informed her that I indeed was not Cuban she said 'What? But you look so exotic!'

>>73317200
I'm sure she would have spoken English if I had no tan. I've never heard of being mistaken for Cuban when you're part black, though, that's really weird.

>>73317256
Quite a few of them looked pretty mixed actually. Granted before the influx of Cubans noone here ever assumed I was Cuban and then after they arrived it started happening at my school.
Generally though people here have a way of assuming mixed people are related. Many times Ive gone out with friends/romantic partners of mine who were also multiethnic and people ask us if were siblings

>>73317327
That's pretty funny. Thanks for the information, I know only a little about Jamaica.

>be CHI
>speak Spanish to some kid, because I assumed he was also CHI
>He visibly gets upset
>"Why does everyone think I'm Hispanic?!"
>Sorry that you're tannish with thicker lips, dark eyes, and dark curly hair

>>73317386
He was probably Jewish, get ready to be SHOA'D

>>73317130
do u live miami

>>73317487
Los Angeles.

>>73317130
you're pale as fuck mate

>>73317130
>be white with a tan

That's when you're mistaken you filthy chicano cunt

>>73317643
Sorry Juan. I took a DNA test (they're popular in America). I'm 98% European, 1% Indian (India Indian), and 1% Middle-Eastern. There's zero chicano blood in me, except in the sense of having a little Spain.

>>73317496
Well no shit everyone speaks Spanish there

>>73317200
Should would've spoken English and been more rude

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>>73317130

>Be Spanish from Catalonia
>Dream of Alhambra and the glory of the Caliphate of Cordoba and Al-Andalus
>Dream of being a Jew in the ghetto of Leon, writing and discussing the Zohar
>Dream of being an Andalusian Moor, living a contemplative and enlightened life
>Dream of riding a black andalusian horse with a turbant in my head and a scimitar in my hand
>Look at mirror
>Disgusting blue eyes and blonde hair
>Ancestors were retarded occitan peasants

>>73318217
I know a similar feeling, bro.
>Be 50% Jew
>Be 25% British
>Imagine self during the British Empire way more than as a banker during medieval times

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>>73318217

>Be chilean from Concepción.
>Dream about killing spanish conquistadores and burning their cities to the ground*
>Wake up
>being a genetic pool like me
>Be brit (ireland & scot), palestinian & Basque.
>white/pinky skin, blue/green eyes, brown hair

fug u sbein

>>73318455
hello nest

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>>73318460

>>/nido/

devuelvete a nido.

>tfw you've never heard anyone speak spanish irl

>>73318479
Where the fuck do you live?

>>73317130
what does para aqui mean?

>>73318529
for here

>>73318474
hello nest

>>73318479

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C7R3ZGCfxj

>>73318541

For here = Por aquí.

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>>73317643

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>>73318551

>>73318455
shut it texas.

>>73318575
hello nest

>>73318584

hello nest

nidito sidita

Your color skin is exactly like mine, some of your ancestors probably got Brown'd

>>73318479
Hello Hawaiian.

>>73317535
this
more like you have brown eyes and dark hair, shit you probably have mexican heritage or something.

>>73318618
OP here. I have green eyes, but I do have dark brown hair.

>>73317200
r u a grill?

Tomo el bait, estoy aburrido.

Empezaron a llegar los de nido, se pudrio todo, me vuelvo a /tg/

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>>73318217
stay mad whitey, you'll never be cool enough to hang with us

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>>73317130
>white with a tan

>>73318575
Hey, i made that meme who else /owg/ here?

>>73318628
si

>>73318649

Se lo robe a un jamaicANO

>>73317130
If you can get a tan, then you are as white as me.
So not white at all.

>>73317130
>Be Mexican with facial hair
>Go to Mercedes dealership
>Salesmen speaks to me in Armenian
>He's visibly surprised when I tell him I only speak English

I seriously need to get rid of fraction politics.

>>73318723
Lots of white people can get tans.

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>>73318663
>si
Could you please post a picture of your feet?

>>73317200
Kill yourself fucking race mixed shitskin

You shitskins are the reasom south america is bad.

>>73317130
>be white with a tan
lmfao dude, you're not white

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>>73318818
>Lots of white people can get tans.

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>>73318852

>Jamaican
>South american

>>73318852
fuck off cunt
>hur dur genetic ancestry of some individuals is the entire reason behind the entire political and economic landscape of an entire continent
fucking kill yourself degenerate loser

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>>73318887
My foot to prove it.

>>73318888
If its under america then its south america

>>73318893
Dude. I just want to protect my people. Im fine with other races as long as they dont mix.

>>73318852
How though :')

>>73318901
I'm the same. It's what living in a sunny climate will do to you, something that leafs wouldn't understand. I spend barely any time outside anymore and when I do I usually wear pants and long-sleeved shirts, but I've still got my farmer's tan from when I was younger.

>>73318918
Because it is proven niggers have the lowest IQ of all the races and black people are ugly and they ruin everything they touch, especially genes.

Kill yourself

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>>73318910

...

>>73318931
I never thought that Australians would have the same issue, though that makes perfect sense. Thanks.
>>73318852
Don't get on someone's case for their country sucking balls. Besides, Jamaica is actually one of the better Caribbean countries, so at least save it for a Venezuelan or something.

I experience the opposite. I'm fluent in Spanish, but I'm white, so they assume I only know high school Spanish and try to insist on communicating in broken English at first.

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>>73318953
Cuck
>>73318950
Not an argument

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>>73318963

i'm bored, expect nothing from me

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>mfw every passing year my skin turns browner

I was so close, but my Indio genes are too strong

>>73317200
Damn bitch, how many parents you got?

>>73317750
>I'm 98% European, 1% Indian (India Indian), and 1% Middle-Eastern

Shiiiieeet. You're not truly white anon. That 1% india? It's from gypsies. Only if you're 99% or 100% European can you claim to be white.

>>73320716
Not OP, but is being gypsy the worst thing in Europe?

>>73320789
Pretty much, though muslims give them a run for their money. If you ever see a thread about gypsies on /int/ you'll notice that though usually we can't agree on anything, when it comes to gypos, every European is in perfect union saying that they're scum.
It's not even racism, because anywhere you go, from Spain to Italy, to Romania or even Finland, gypsies are the number 1 source of crime. Thievery, murder, fraud, fake beggars that's their usual schtick.
There are a few exceptions of course, but the majority of them behave like this.

>>73320975
Thanks hungbro

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>tfw """white""" but it doesn't matter as your whole body is as deformed as my hand

>>73321494
>your
my*

>>73318963
>cuck
Not an argument

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>>73317130
>white with a tan

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am i whyte

>>73321646
wtf how did you get my photo?

>>73318852
Sometimes I really can't tell if Americans are actually dumb or just pretending

>>73321742
they're both

>>73317200
The joke is there is no tan did you see the pic

The spic tried to gringo the gringo but turned into a gringo when the gringo knew even minimal Spanish

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>be white with a tan

k

>>73318852
vgp (very good post)

>>73318852
Jump off a cliff bitch boi.

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How white am I?

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>>73317130
>american standards for white

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>go to Rome
>try to order at a restaurant in a heavily accented Italian
>waiter replies in french

>>73318953
>Jamaica is actually one of the better Caribbean countries
it's literally one of the worst english ones

>>73317200
Come home and be a qt mulatto here pls

>>73317130
>these fingers
fatty what goes

>>73318852
>Jamaica
>South America
Pssst, you're a retard.

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>>73321641
>>73321776
>>73318887
>>73318880
>>73318723

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>>73318852
top kek

>>73328312
Excuse me but what is this supposed to prove?

>>73328385
Apparently that Emma Watson and 99% of native Britons and Europeans are not white.

Only redheads and their hybrids can not tan due to the massive amounts of pheomelanin and lack of eumelanin

People with high pheomelanin can not tan and instead have the lobster look permanently, not only during the first burn but even after years of sun exposure

But most people in Europe, even in Scandinavia, can have a tan after the first burn and usually gain a golden hue instead of a reddish appearance

t.knower (i've seen millions of germanics with blue eyes and blonde hair and literally brown skin due to their obsessive sunbathing here, especially your old fuck grannys)

>>73329113
>lobster look
delete this

>>73317130
America is land of immigrants you filthy trumpet racist

Also there's no national language in USA

>>73329113
I'm a red head and I can tan

>>73318455
wena nido

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I wonder if I went to America with than, if people would think I was Mexican

why would an hispanic even speak spanish to costumers in US.
I'd flip my shit if a wage slave spoke gringo to me here in Mexico.

>>73334047
The US is the 2nd cunt with the most Spanish speakers after Mexico, we're 3rd.