>Australians start their day with a "long black"

>Canadians start their day with a "long black dick" in the morning

>>73315735
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_black

>>73315735
Wow such a clever and unobvious joke how did you ever think of that one you greasy disgusting fat black ameridumb

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>banter australians
>american comes in to defend their honour

Never fails.

>>73315735
How will Canadians ever recover from this?

>Canadians start their day with a Starbucks® Double-Whipped™ Deluxe Ice-cold Coffee Frappe®

>>73315971
You mean Timmies® (now owned by Burger King)

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>>73315971
>Starbucks
>Canada

Pick one.

>>73315999
You mean McDonald's Canada (owned by McDonald's America)

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>>73315735
zoz

>>73315735
That's the joke, Hernandez.

>>73315735
Canadians BTFO eternally lmao

>>73315716
Nah a Flat White, but I usually have a cuppa tea.

>>73315735
lmao leafs got fucking RAKED jajajajaja

>>73315735
so this is american subtlety...

woah....

>>73315735
wreckt

>>73315716
>North Americans only drink a large half strength triple chocolate caramel latte with whipped cream, 3 sugars and chocolate sprinkles on top

I'll never understand how Americans and Canadians can look at themselves in the mirror

>>73315735
This will end up screenshotted on reddit with 10 million upvotes and it's just a regurgitation of the OP, americans are the absolute worst people in the history of the universe

>>73315735
how will canadians ever recover?

>>73315735
epic. simply epic

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>>73315735

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>>73316455
Everyone I know starts their day with one of these.

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>>73315735

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>>73316581
I only have two for breakfast and two more for dinner.

>>73315735
Classic American sense of humour

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>>73315735

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>>73316581
>Sodium 1770mg

>A long black is a style of coffee, commonly found in Australia and New Zealand. A long black is made by pouring a double-shot of espresso or ristretto over hot water. Usually the water is also heated by the espresso machine

literally just an Americano

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>>73316455
>implying I don't go full hipster and roast/grind my own coffee beans and brew my own black coffee

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>>73316581
>295% of your RDI for saturated fat
>pic related

>>73316890
>brewing your own coffee at home
>hipster

Holy shit, you anglos are insufferable.
That's not hipster, that's just called making coffee.
Hipster is having a tumeric latte (it's starting to get traction here in Melbourne)

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>>73315735
lol EPIC! put me in the screenshot as well! :)

>>73316890
How's that hipster? I do that whenever I have coffee
Literally only hipsters go to coffee shops faggot

It's a better name than an "Americano"

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>>73315735
Not even a good post but fuck Canada

>>73318366
>Not even a good post but fuck Canada
the only reason anyone is even responding to that post kek

>>73315735
RAKE'D

>>73318299
>Americano

lel

do yanks have a gay version of a flat white too?

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>>73317623
>tumeric latte

>>73317014
good post

>>73315735
bad post

>>73318477
no we call it a flat white

for your info its called an americano because that's what the italians called them in WW2

>>73315735
El topo keko

>>73318507
>Italians named the shittest coffee after you
It must be an honour

>>73318493
There's no coffee in it
I'm fairly sure you boil milk with tumeric and nutmeg in it
I drank one, it was actually pretty nice
would drink again/10

>>73315735
Canada has been decisively BTFO permanently throughout every iteration of the multiverse

>>73318574
>have nice drink
>don't get addicted to caffeine
wow i wish the shithole i live in was more hipster

>>73318695
there are positives and negatives to living in a pozzed city

For example, I'm sure you actually see white people once or twice a week.
I don't get the same experience