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How to speak Norwegian:
>Learn swedish
>Do the following changes to the swedish language:
>Change every A to an E
>Change every Ä to an A
>Change every Ö to an O
>Combine 2 swedish words together, make a memeword, make some more memewords up afterwards. And use them occacionaly when refering to something very specific.
How to speak Danish:
>Learn Swedish
>Learn Norwegian (see: above)
>Do the following changes to the norwegian language:
>Remove most of the memewords
>Change back the Norwegian O and A to Ö and Ä
>Put an object in your mouth that severily restricts your ability to pronounce certain letters, preferably a potato.
Your welcome;)
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>he stays up writing these posts on a friday night while mohammed rapes his sister
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>>73311005
You need to go back
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>>73311350
>getting baited
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>>73311005
>>73312048
Leave sweden alone, fatass
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How to speak Portuguese
>Learn Spanish
>Do the following change to the Spanish language
>Change every Ñ to Nh
>Change every J and Ll to Lh
>Change every Ue to O
>Put a "sh" sound everywhere
You're welcome
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>>73310109
You forgot the most important part:
Replace all the modern words with their archaic, outdated equivalences. Also don't forget to sound kooky as heck!
But tbqf I actually like norwegian, charmingly stupid as it is. Unlike Danish, it doesn't actually sound ugly
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What is keeping you awake must be the fact that the entire existence of your nation, language, culture and flag is a silly copy of the superior Denmark.
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>>73311005
cant we just have some fun here?
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>>73311005
>>73312048
Cringeworthy posts tbqh
Seppos cannot into proper bantz
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>>73310109
saved for future educational purposes
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Danish sounds the best desu. German speaker here. Danish sounds like a fun language to speak. Norwegian and Swedish are basically gibberish as far as I'm concerned
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>>73311005
>implying these tips are not meant for mohammed so that he can interact with OP's sister and easily rape her
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>>73314701
This, I'm half Norwegian but every time I hear the language or try to learn Norsk, it just sounds all snippy and weird
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>>73315603
You're not half Norwegian
You're 100% fat yank retard
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=wX45Td-HEcI
Norway/Sweden, how much did you understand?
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