/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

anime

alcoholism

>>73275933
was that a dig at me???

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>>73275906

>>73275947
hahaha wha? nah dude.. never haha

Fuck Drumpf

Mary has quite the job praying for all of us don't forget that.

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Hey guys

I wasted a lot of time on an image I wanted to give to /cum/ but failed to finish it

Its basically a recolor of an anime image with 3 girls in it, but I got bored when I attempted to recolor the hair

Would you guys finish it for me if I post it? I wasted a LOT of time on it

>>73275915
Yes. They wanted to continue the war, not because they thought they could win but because they wanted to negotiate better terms. After the Soviets invaded, the Japs knew the war turned against them. Despite that, they still didn't want to offer unconditional surrender while the allies refused to accept anything but unconditional surrender. They wanted to oust Hirohito from leadership of the country (not replace him as emperor, though). If the nukes weren't dropped, the Japs would still have hope for better terms of surrender. Even after the nukes were dropped, members of the military tried to stop the surrender.

>>73275948
its only because their Asian population are not big eaters

>>73275960
>Would you guys finish it for me if I post it?
no

>>73275969
pls

fancy a wank right now lads

>>73275960
Post it and I'll decide.

>>73275960
>>73275972
Dude no

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>>73275978

>>73275975
just cleaned up bud

>>73275960
do it

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>>73275963
This but they also workout alot too

>>73275985
this is good content

>>73275985
What changes do you even want? Also, post the original.

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>>73275985
Is this what passes for anime these days?

>>73275985
tanned satania is cute. CUTE

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>>73275993
I wasted a LOT of time on it and learned a bit more on how to use gimp

>>73275999
Recolor brown girl's hair to black. She's supposed to be Mexican. This is the original.

>>73276001
DROPOUT IS AOTS

havent vomited in about 15 minutes
shall be fixing that

business idea: get in shape before i end my life

>>73275957
amen

>>73276025
Make a pretty corpse lad

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Gods bless you

business idea: eat a bunch of chicken strips at 2 AM

>>73276048
dont see the profit in this

CHEMICAL WEAPONS

>>73276056
>eat food
>raise moral
>more sales with higher moral

there is no losing

>start up game of DK
>mario sometimes freezes on the ladder
>start up other games
>character never gets a dropped input

god dammit, what am I doing wrong

I'm due to go into the military and I just heard about the Syria thing a few hours ago. Am I fucked boyos

>>73276088
what job did you get or whatever

what the fuck is going on here! Trump sent a message to the world. America is back.
Calm the fuck down all you concern trolls. This isnt WWW3 - its trump putting America first. We need to stop Assad from killing his people. They flee and guess where they are going?
Praise KEK

>>73276088
no (idk)

>>73276088
whats your MOS?

>>73276020
the quality is good enough for /cum/ desu

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Went for a nice run before sunset buds.

>>73276094
Navy AECF. Fire control. I work on missle targeting computers and if they happen to need a fireman I'm there for that too I guess

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The hell's happening in Syria

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If I did a late night redemption pour without my peepee would anyone watch?

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>>73276119
Our president is protecting human rights.

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>I wear timbs

>>73276119
the jews got to trump

>>73276110
why did you run in an industrial lot?

>>73275948
>24
Fuck. I didn't think it was that bad up there.

how bad is working the night shift?

>>73276136
>All of his descendants are either jewish or autistic

what did he mean by this

>>73276144
Quebec and BC are both like 15%. The maritimes have american tier obesity statistics

>>73276127
>>73276136
So is Syria being bombarded or something?

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>>73276133
i copped some vlack timbs

lookin cuhlean

>>73276138
Massive unused lot near my house that's just getting developed recently.

Also it's right beside the riverway path which I run on.

>>73276121
>without my peepee
No.

>>73276167
the official line is that they've launched "over 50 tomahawk missiles" from ships stationed in the eastern Mediterranean at military targets in syria

>>73276164
But BC is full of anglos how they so skinny?

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>>73275985

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>>73276127
>>73276167
The missiles tore up the air base used to carry out the chemical attacks in question, according to the BBC. I believe there were no deaths.

Although this was a very foolish and reckless decision, I do think it is totally justified. Definitely not the worst thing Trump has ever done.

>>73276191
Does Syria deserves this?

>>73276156

the store will probably empty, or you'll have the very less desirable coming in and harrassing you, or assholes coming in with 10 minutes before you close and planning to go on a 45 minute shopping spree

>>73276195
Too much wilderness around here to get fat.

>>73276215
assad did nothing wrong
>>73276195
active lifestyles+ asians arent fat

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>>73276208
aesthetic

>>73276215
I don't think anyone on 4chan can accurately answer that

the middle east is pretty fucked up

>>73276218

probably be empty*

>>73276215
Syria doesn't deserve anything which has been happening for the past 10 years.

Bashir al-Assad and the syrian government deserve to be six feet under.

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>>73276208
>Mexico is an African country now

>>73276218
i mean working the third shift, like 10 pm - 8 am, at a factory

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>>73276250
whats the brownest a Mexican can get?

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>I watch anime

>>73276258
cool

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>Why yes, I am Thread Poster Number 24

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We need him more than ever now

>>73276215
No one died, so why not? Teach that fucking asshole Assad a lesson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbi28TTuP8

as unfortunate as that was for the guy his commentary is hilarious

>where are my glasses

>where are my glasses

>thanks for my glasses

>gotta have my glasses

*puts glasses on as if he were covering up exposed boobies*

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*BUURRRRP* "God's not real Morty"
>the redditor begins to chuckle
"L-life is pointless Morty, your *URP* parents are fucking idiots"
>the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
"W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me"
>the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
"WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT"
>The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
"mmmm get schwifty"
>the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

>>73276257
There are black mexicans over here, dont get me wrong
http://remezcla.com/culture/afro-mexicans-legal-recognition-constitution-mexico/

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Im tired of Syria already, who cares about some sand niggers, nothing will happen until a country capable of not only defying
the US military but also that brings a way of life better than the one the US preaches (democracy and """free""" markets) exists.

>>73276292
I had an idea that was similar to rick and morty before it came out

except

>Rick was a heroin addict and a philosopher instead of a scientist

>Morty was a hyper-sexual loli anime girl

What's a good charity to help Syrians?

>>73276305
this sounds much better

>>73276308
US government bonds

>>73276308
Make a cuck foundation

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>>73276293
>afro mexicans want recognition
>even though the mexican government doesn't recognize any race (no race census)

AHHHH

I REALLY
REALLY
HATE
NIGGERS

>>73276255
Any third shift job you work goes against your biological rhythm and will fuck with you physically in ways you aren't expected for, people who work night shifts for an extended period of time have clear shorter lifespans
If you have a good opportunity take it but night jobs are in demand for a reason, be prepared for how much it fucks with your day to day life, hope you don't have to go to the bank or post office much
Ideally start at a night shift and build experience to get a day shift

>>73276308
ACLU

>>73276255

oh well I dunno

I was talking about retail

>>73276292
I unironically like Rick and Morty, but like all fanbases, its fanbase is cancerous.

You can't hate something for its fanbase

Rick and Morty is a pretty good show.

>>73276352
Good post

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>>73276308
Invest in Raytheon

>>73276352

sup reddit

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>I *SCHWIFTY* unironically *BUUUURP* like *SZUCHUEN SAUCE* Rick *WUBUDUBADUBA* and *UUURRRP* Morty

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h-have you kissed a g-girl before, /cum/?

>>73276386
Yes. My mom :)

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Tomorrow when the NYSE opens check the lockheed and boeing stock.

then you will truly know who is behind all of this.

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>>73276386
I have kissed a number of girls, yeah

Banged a couple of them, too

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>>73276386
Yes

Rate this autism

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>>73276385
Good post.

Why does anyone dislike Rick and Morty aside from the fanbase?

>>73276294
china will grow larger

>its another "captcha takes 4 tests to clear" episode

>>73276413
light 7

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>>73276413
Oops, forgot the autism.

>>73276413
8/10

Shin Godzilla is the best blockbuster of the last 20 years.

>>73276403
>>73276412
im jealous

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>>73276386
>manage to persuade some tinder whore to fuck
>go watch a movie
>go to my place, kick the roommate out
>start kissing and shit
>couldn't take the lead
>even asked me if I was a virgin even though I wasn't
>taught me how to kiss
>this happens with the next two tinder whores

>>73276426

I want to FUCK canada and beat the SHIT out of mexico!

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>Shin Godzilla is the best blockbuster of the last 20 years.

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>>73276426
now just slap the usa bikini on it

i want to fuck AND beat the shit out of mexico!

>>73276430

s'pretty great

Do you know if the blu-ray release has english subtitles or if its moonspeak only?

>>73276419
China doesn't bomb in Syria

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>>73276431
I would come out and tell you virginity doesn't matter, but it sure as hell boosts my confidence at the end of the day.

But really, it doesn't matter if you can dump your big fucking ego

ah yes
the ol' vomit

>>73276459
I don't have an ego, though. Although I have too much pride to admit to my insecurities IRL

Who doesn't know what I'm talking about
Who's never left home, who's never struck out
To find a dream and a life of their own
A place in the clouds, a foundation of stone

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eating until i'm SICK

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>>73276426
>that shoulder glare
nice work anon

>>73276505
why did i laugh at this image fuck you

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>i laugh

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>i

fuck ive destroyed my city's transport network three times in cities skylines

>>73276526

ive always hated el risitas because is impossible to understand even as a native spanish speaker.

*eats a piece of cheese*

>>

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>>73276483
That is your ego, bud. Ego, pride, whatever you want to call it.

You wouldn't be insecure about these things if you didn't have it.

What others think of you matters nothing if you don't have pride. Why else would you care what anyone thought of you? You have this distorted sense of self you keep stoking. Seeing yourself as you really are is impossible given pride.

You can abandon your pride to save yourself from these pains or you can use your pride to achieve things. You can imagine yourself as a lion and accomplish great things if you wish, you just have to lie to yourself to have the motivation to seek it.

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Rate my cowboy hats

>>73276547
*eats a piece of your cheese*

last two overwatch games I played were over in under 10 minutes

I cant play competitive games anymore, its just so fucking shit

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>>73276451

>>73276572
Gira/10, pardner

>>73276572
You had one of those robotic dino things as well I see

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>>73276576

>>73276572
right when looks like bent plastic with electrical tape around it, left one looks comfy. Dont have my collection with me right now

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>>73276579
What is your rank? Mid plat is still kinda gay but I rarely even have a game that is under 10 minutes

>>73276588
>You had one of those robotic dino things as well I see

Woooow, really nice catch, breddy cool toy.

now would it be considered a form of mental illness if i intentionally make myself sick because i like the feeling?

>>73276582
nice, what program did you use?

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>I play overwatch
>I play ranked overwatch

>>73276621
Photoshop

>>73276618
Surely

Well I'm glad Trump betrayed his core base. It's not like we didn't support him through his hard times or anything. It's not like everyone who hates Trump also wants to go to war with Syria. We probably won't even get a wall. I hope this traitor strokes out soon.

should prbably go to the hospital
but i shant

>>73276604
plat

season 2-3 I was mid plat, this season I havent even bothered to go past 2600 because the games have been so awful and one sided lately

>>73276643
iktf

>>73276632
where did you get the torrent?

>>73276643

row row fight the powuh

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>>73276610
>really nice catch
That's what you'll say to your sister when she marries me

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>>73276658
>torrent
I just use a cracked DLL.
Also, I fixed the leaf on it.

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>TA for a unity class
>professor told all the students to zip their entire project folder and upload it
fuck

What drives someone to fedorapost?

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>>73276647

What's the point of trying? Myself, I only ever care about playing competitive these days when I get really caught up in trying to get to diamond. Otherwise, I just get really pissed off and then I get bored, then I start sucking.

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>What drives someone to fedorapost?

You're all gay niggers

Prove me wrong

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>>73276604
>>73276647
>>73276694
>being plat
Lmao nerds

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>What drives someone to fedorapost?

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>Unsheathe ye sword, fedoraposter, and tell me why ye post fedoras. HAVE AT YOU!

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>>73276684
Insecurity
>>73276702
Exactly

>>73276556
I don't care what people think about me though, most if not all the insecurities I have no one has ever said anything about them before, so im not sure desu

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>Exactly

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>>73276723
>>73276718
>>73276713
Maximum insecurity

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>HAHA HE'S WEARING LE HAT HAHAHAHA

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>>>73276684
>Insecurity
>>>73276702
>Exactly

>>73276674
>it made all the colors darker
I hate when Photoshop does that

>>73276711
>check skin
>black
>check internet history
>https://e621.net/post?tags=large_penis+muscle+-female
hmm yes you're not wrong

>>73276694
I was trying to get to diamond season 3 and almost made it. Solo queue is a bitch

I only like these games for the competitive side but I'm done now, it just sucks with 5 randos

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>Maximum insecurity

>>73276734
Why are you insecure about them, then? What exactly runs through your head when you contemplate your insecurities?

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>Maximum insecurity

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>>73276746
Alright lets hope it didn't fuck the colors up this time

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>1478869005143.png

Who else happy to not be a burg atm

>>73276753
Agreed, and trying to find a solid team is ridiculous. It's just not worth it

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>>73276748
>a gay nigger from tennessee

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>Maximum insecurity

daily reminder that satania fans hate christmas

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>>73276770
>1.93MB
Fixed it, buds

>>73276776
I am a burg in a safe, nuke free zone. Plus, the assault was totally justified. No one died and Russia isn't going to retaliate. Assad is going to learn to not commit crimes against humanity

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>>73276783
>>a gay nigger from tennessee

>tfw people have paid me to boost their ranks on Overwatch

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fedora is just a simple piece of clothing I don't know why cum makes such a big fuss about it

>>73276761
when I think about i would have to say shame & rejection, something i can't handle well especially rejection. my nerves get fired up and i have bad panic episode, goes with a lot of situations. Usually the reason why i don't socialize with women tbQh

>>73276804
is that you, brother?

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>>73276809
how do you find people like this? I could only get them to plat but I could find some trashy silver players and make some spending money

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>fedora is just a simple piece of clothing I don't know why cum makes such a big fuss about it
>>73276839
Friends of friends. I've boosted Silver players to high Diamond.

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>fedora is just a simple piece of clothing I don't know why cum makes such a big fuss about it

>>73276663
powah

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>Video games

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>>73276838
I am much better dressed.

>japanese videogames

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>>73276876
impossible, that man is the supreme gentleman

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>I am much better dressed.

>>73276799
We will see if draft begins in your country, otherwise I agree

>>73276902

>spent all that time on gains
>still has shit taste in waifus

sad! many such cases!

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>>73276822
So then you do care about what others think. You care far, far too much what they think. It doesn't have to be what they really think about you, just what you think they think about you.

Given your situation, I doubt abandoning your pride would be easy. I'd get some nice drugs to numb your nerves if you truly want to bed women.

First, though, you need strong motivation. This generally is supplied by strong pride, allowing one to envision oneself as a king among men. This confidence makes you far more attractive to women and employers, but the problem is you must lie to yourself.

So, you must think long and hard and come to a hard decision. Don't let indecision paralyze you. You must decide if you want to abandon your pride and live simply or if you wish to mold yourself into something you would be astounded by.

goodnight choon

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>white people clap on 1 and 3

I played Overwatch with my girlfriend before she was my girlfriend

>>73276902
shit taste in battleships

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>>73276906
I could easily avoid the draft. I still think about suicide on the daily, and it's not exactly a secret to those around me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_V_2BFWahc

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>I could easily avoid the draft. I still think about suicide on the daily, and it's not exactly a secret to those around me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ArN5p-8_JY

>>73276924
>drugs

I use to take benzos but they just numb me out too much, took away my sexual desire couldn't even get an erection most days and made me zombie like emotionally.

I guess i don't have a strong sense of pride considering i have very little motivation to do anything, all and all i just blame the 'tism. (something i didn't mention) Although i think you'd make a good therapist

alri lads jus wanted to say good job on invading syria

>its an alberta-kun smells like he pooed his pants
though to be fair i may have

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>>73276963

Where are you from?

>>73277026
youre not the only poster in alberta, calgary-kun

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>I post pictures of fedoras because I'm too stupid to express opinions with words

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>when a brit posts near you

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>>I post pictures of fedoras because I'm too stupid to express opinions with words

>>73277054
*stokes you*

>>73277059
is that a fishing hook on his head?

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>>I post pictures of fedoras because I'm too stupid to express opinions with words

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who /malt liquor/ here

>>73277072
>stokes
fuck meant stroke

>>73277040
its a holdover from days previous

>>73276963
How could you avoid the draft?

I had a surgery so I can't lift heavy weight (well I do and its fine but I'd lie)

I'd kill myself too if they somehow forced to to draft, iktf

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>who /malt liquor/ here

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>>73277035
Oklahoma, southern/midwest/bible belt USA
>>73277010
Thanks, I am a student of psychology so I hope I would.

Though, I do not know enough about autism to give you much advice at this point. Sorry bud, but if you could find better drugs that could numb your nerves that might help. Best of luck to you

Your pride, however weak, can still be a gift or a curse depending on how you use it.

>>73277053
This is correct though

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A kid arrived to his new neighborhood, so instantly he went to the park.

There, he met 3 kids whom he played all afternoon with, at the end of his playdate, he asked the kids names, to which they replied

>I am drop of water
>I am snowflake
>I am bowling ball

The kid obviously interested by those weird ass names asked why where they named like that ¨We will ask our dad tonight and tomorrow you with have your answer¨

So next day comes by, so he starts asking

-So drop of water, why are you called like that

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a drop of water

-Really nice, and you snowflake

>Because when i was born the first thing to touch my head was a snowflake

-Oh i sense a pattern here, your turn now Bowling ball

>>I post pictures of fedoras because I'm too stupid to express opinions with words

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>>73277106

>>73277106
screeching

>>73277106
This doesn't work bc black people can actually pull that look off

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>>73277089
I can't drink very often, but I'll try that. Never really had any
>>73277104
I present my extensive history of inpatient and outpatient care and they'll probably wonder what good would come from giving me a gun. At the most, they'd stick me in a boring behind-the-scenes position out of combat.
>>73277126
You come up with that?

I have a black professor who said he's cancelling class next Friday to go to a Gucci Mane concert.

>>73277170
I guess he's touring in university towns, he came here a couple weeks back

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>This doesn't work bc black people can actually pull that look off

>>73277164

Sadly, yes.

>>73277184
Not bad

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>Tfw mom said "I always knew you wouldn't become a doctor or lawyer or even make something out of yourself!"
>That sentence keeps playing over in my head
>Want to jump off a cliff now

>>73277182
haha it's 4chan man doing the 4chan dance
get got

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>haha it's 4chan man doing the 4chan dance
>get got

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>>73277206
>mom says "don't go to jail"
>haven't gone to jail yet

jinx from teen titans sexually confused me as a child

>tfw my older sister and younger brother both dropped out of high school
>>73277234
Why? Are you a girl (female)?

>>73277234
didn't know you were gay yet?

can finally put down water without vomiting buds

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>>73277230
>Dad says not to smoke cigarettes
>Start smoking at 17

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>>73277206
>tfw mom died before I could remember any of her words
Not bad. I may or may not be a disappointment to her

post tunes, buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Tam9lv1KQ

>>73277228
I sincerely will never know what drives men to dress like that. Doesn't help that he's fat.

>>73277259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

>>73277246
>>73277247
no i'm a guy, i just developed a fetish specifically for girls with white skin and pink hair

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyI635o2pmk
tune and a free image

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>>73277249
Good. Get well, you fucking fuck

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>>73277285
>tfw one girl is basically the entire foundation of the type of woman I like

>>73277285
what about that zone animation eh

>>73277285
>white skin
>pink hair
I have the same exact preference. I think maybe Jinx did that for me, too, but it's been like this for years. I know some crazy girls are identifiable by their colored hair, but it's difficult when it's pink and it works.

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>>73277206
>hehe tthanks my family has never done anything like that
>start remembering how outside of my house everyone tells me how smart i am
>inside my home never anyone has call me smart, start remembering all those times my mom called me "pendejo", basically just being called an idiot everyday by everyone
>start crying

thanks for ruining my night anon

>>73277307
>hey turbo-geek, need an oil change?

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Am I the only one here that hasn't been to a funeral? I'm 20 and no one in my immediate family or close relatives has passed. My grandparents on both sides are in their early 80s and healthy too

Kind of weird that i'm this old and haven't experienced death of a loved one/grief yet, and i don't fucking want too

I honestly wish i had experienced it when i was like 4 or 5 so i wouldn't fully understand and just get over it as a kid. Thoughts?

>>73277307
>tfw we'll never go back to 200X Newgrounds

>>73277259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa-ae6_okmg

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>>73277315
>family calls me smart
>friends think I'm smart
>graduate high school
>do nothing but burn thousands of my own monies and waste years of my life being a depressed shut-in

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>>73277318
>>73277336
wew

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>>73277320
If your mom died when you were that young, like mine did, it would have left you with a much more seriously fucked up world view. Plus it would have left you with any number of personality disorders, probably.

Trust me, it's better that you didn't experience it.

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>>73277089
AH SHIT, SENPAI! That's why I'm brewing on rn.
My bro got a 12 pack of the 12oz.. I usually get a tall-y 24oz tho.

>>73277320
I've been to a few.
Earliest one was my great grandmother who died when I was just a little kid, around 4 or 5 like you said. I had a good doughnut and everyone was crying and I never said a word.

>>73277164
Yeah I'm in and out so I'd hopefully get a lab tech job making ebola to drop on our enemies

Practicing my handwriting, give me some sentences

>>73277320

Grandparents hit but they don't hit as hard as people make it up to be, and i really loved my grandma desu.

my balls really hurt
think i might have a slight case of torsion

>>73277375
What about a gas that turns people gay?

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>>73276624
>I suck at Overwatch

Why isn't there a canadian overwatch hero wtf even Mexico has one

>>73277320
>tfw 3 out of my four grandparents are dead
>my great grandfather is still alive and outlived most of his kids

>>73277389
Sure why not, I'll try for both, one big gay death gas

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>>73277358
>>73277320
You are supposed to be able to feel very hurt when someone close to you dies. I have been to a number of funerals after my mom's death and none of them really did anything for me. I hardly feel anything when I visit my mom's grave. I am a shell of a human, who has very serious issues with trust. I am incredibly emotionally blunted from the experience.

When your family members die, please cry for them.

>>73277359
hell yeah nigga
24 oz is what i get, too, more often than not since that's what my main store carries

>>73277320
i haven't either. My great grandmother and grandfather died last year but i couldnt make it to the funeral due to it being on a weekday

I remember in high school there was this kid that everyone made fun off and when his mom passed away everyone felt bad for mocking him.

Two of my friends were the biggest dicks with him and one went and the other didnt (he did show up because his mom forced him but never said hi), of course because he said "He doesnt wanna look at me right now".

Who was on the right?

>>73277461
The kid who got mocked had a right to not want to look at the kids who were the worst to him.

>>73277417
I have a feeling that I wouldn't cry when my parents die and i'm at the funeral, probably from emotional shock. But I would probably break down at later state though

>>73277496
That's actually incredibly common. A lot of people are still in shock for a while.

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>>73277496
I think that is pretty common. It might hit you all at once when you may not expect it.

>>73277461
The kid who got mocked had the right to tell him to fuck off

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>>73277417
consciously I glide straight through ghosts and past remorse
they can take my hope, thieves of dreams but not my soul
I'm the mystery, nostalgic for sweetness and tea
the taste of being free
I've seen I've heard I've wrote, and now I long to truly know
the truth as I know my home

countdown to 4/20 has begun

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>tfw cant sleep early even though im tired as shit

what did i do God?

>>73277507
>>73277529

Or other emotional happenings, my step-father's father used to beat him and abuse him all the time, he still loved him though but didn't shed a single tear at his funeral and hasn't think. my mother and I think he's emotionally scarred though.

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mel looks really scary in this pic

like an evil musketeer

What time is it
Cum is pretty active

>>73277609
bedtime

>>73277609
almost 3AM

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>>73277609
real nigga hours

>>73277618
Lol go to sleep nigga

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>>73277530
What, you want me to solve this?

And why did you post it with that in reference to that song?

You the wisdom guy?

We should spread the vaping picture posting to other threads. Let's try to make it a 4chan meme.

>>73277609
3am

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Lafayette, we are here.

Is probably my favorite military story ever.

>>73277644
It's a reddit meme

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>reddit

ah yes to ol' vomit
how i missed you

I forgot how small girls were. It's strange, you see pictures online and they look normal, but then you go out in public and my god it's really weird

>>73277706
shorties

[=]$[-]$[=]$[-]$[=]$[-]$[=]$[-]$[=]$[-]$[=]$[-]$[=]$[-]$[=]

>>73277659
when did reddit become so good at making memes?

>>73277643
>>73277530
Great non riddle. 1 minute of googling proved you really are just fucking with me.

Why on earth do I still come to /cum/