>your cunt >five greatest allies USA: UK Canada France

>Israel
Why list puppets as allies. Or am i mixing up who's the puppet and who the master

>>73257541
t. poorer than many African countries

>>73257541
>Or am i mixing up who's the puppet and who the master
You probably are.

CANZ
US
Portugal
France
Norway

Belgium
Germany
UK
France
And we like to believe the USA cares about us

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>tfw no allies
I'm sure if Scotland became independent we could be greatest allies

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Honorable mention goes to France.

>>73257482
>USA
everyone that isnt a commie or third worlder relies on our 24 inch pythons

1. All Anglos
2. Japan
3. Ireland
4. Canine feces
5. Israel

ISIS
ISIS
Bandits
Camo pants
Chinese market

I hate fucking 連合国 so
Germany is BFF, Italy is such a cunt

>we are after Canada
rly rly sad tbqh

Mapuches

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Japan:
Taiwan
US
uhhh others...where? I don't know.

1 UK
2 US
3 Germany
4 Meat shie.. Belgium!
5 Italy

>>73257743
>Japan
we're not even your ally. your dog.

>>73257763
RARE
A
R
E

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>>73257482
USA:
Canada is our only true ally

>>73257482
Germany:
None
None
None
None
None

Allies are only for faggots!

>>73257666
Cute that you think that we are your top 5 allies. The Truth is completly different.

>>73257482
What's an ally?

>>73257849
Inu is man's best friend.

1)God
2)Netherlands
3)UK
4)US
5)Germany
5)

>>73257666
I would consider you my ally, Netherlands, you're all much better than Britain or France ever was.

Bestonia
Iceland
China
Hungary
Russia (sometimes)

>>73257834
>US
>USA
>>73257849
I think so,too.Japan is miserable American dog.See relationship between abe(Japan prime minister) and tramp.
Abe is like American dog I'm sad....

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>>73257902
someone who later stabs you in the back like pic related

>>73257869
>different
Yes it fucking is you backstabbing pieces of shit with your tollroads.

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love you guys(except italy and croatia)

>>73258032
what do you expect from bavaria? nobody here wants that either, only faggot csu want that.

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>>73258013
yess we need revolution

>Perú
China, Colombia, Chile, Mexico and Australia

Hard to call them "allies"

We suck Germany's dick
We have love-hate relationship with Austria
Slovakia love-hates us
Poland doesn't care us, but for us its the closest thing to an equal
And of course we worship USA and obey Israel

>>73258103
CSU is a small minority. It seems CDU wants them too

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>>73258053
who

We don't have any.

>>73258114
well then, find your own Georgian and put him in power. Leave Stalin alone.

>hungary
>georgia

>>73258158
>It seems CDU wants them too
cdu don't want to fight the faggots from the csu and has selled us out till the next elections with this csu maut garbage.

>>73257743
>Canine feces

hey!

>>73258346
It's a very rude move and the only possible response is installing toll roads of our own.

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>>73258258
PolandXHungary is the superior pairing desu

>>73257723
>just noticed australias flag is slightly darker that NZs
TRIGGERED

goddamn the US

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>>73258027
That'd be Poland

>>73258469
wtf I love slovekia now

>>73258386
csu doesn't care about that, they only want to show there voters in bavaria that they still have some power in berlin. it's actually not the first stupid idea from bavaria.

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>>73257482
are u friggin kidding me. why we are not on the list

>>73257939
RARE
A
R
E

>>73258505
nope that would be america

>>73258518
too irrelevant for amerika-sama

>>73258514
Why is the swarthy southerner trying to tear us apart?

frandaasu
waron
furaman
België and nedaland is too complicated

>>73258593
autism, nobody except bavaria takes the csu seriously anyway

Nuclear weapons, army, navy, air force

>>73258518

You're going to be cut loose soon. I can't wait until we start closing our bases there.

Japan is next.

So you'd better ask your grandmother to teach you some kanji. The Chinese will like you then.

>>73258654
When will it be completed?
I will no longer do shopping in Germany.

>Germany
>Germany
>Germany
>Germany
>Germany

>>73258763
Why would we stop closing our bases their? The only reason we have them is for a first line of defense against North Korea, and Kim, is getting worse by the day.

UK
Germany
France
China
Ukraine

>>73258818
not sure, but it doesn't look like it will go through anyway, the eugh will probably stop that.

Pakistan:
>China
>???
>???
>???
>???

>>73258996
North korea maybe

>>73257482
Russia
pic

>>73258945
It's some pathetic attempt after the whole fucking wilkommen situation to appear strong and such.
Our CDU, after being in charge of the blackening of this nation, wanted kids to learn the anthem at school. Like that was their entire plan

>>73259170
i forgot to attach the pic but it turned out even better

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Scotland
Russia
Ireland

The US is an """"ally"""" that always tried to fuck us over after they helped us, whose population never cared about us (see the massive isolationist movements before WW1 and WW2)

>>73259278
What about Poland, aren't you their "greatest" ally?

>>73259278
>russia
sure helped you during the napoleonic wars

>>73257850
Dumb burger we are north america buddies

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>Germany (trading partner)
>Russia (heritage brother and important trading partner)
>Japan (culture sharing and they like our products)
>Sweden (brother, close relations)
>Estonia (^)

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>>73259278
>whose population never cared about us
That's utter bullshit. Americans probably like the UK, France and Canada the most.

>>73258505
He was born in Wilmington desu.

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>>73259468
>That image of a Frenchman
I thought it is just a dumb Hollywood meme.

>>73259564
He's literally the stereotype for a Polish person.

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>>73259369
>Our whole history is a 15 years period when Napoleon was in Charge
>>73259468
Yet when war erupted in Europe America turned a blind eye due to it being "old world stuff" and the government had to enter the European theater despite having few popular support.
Let's not forget that after the war of Independance, from which the French population was hugely interested and supportive of, we were still fighting the brits while you were making trade deals with them.
>>73259620
It's pretty accurate actually

>>73258680
What about Belarussians and Kazakhstan?

Dutch people invented farming

>>73258902
>Ukraine
That must be why Canada bravely defended them in Eastern Ukraine.

>>73258996
>>73259055
You're technically an ally of us but you're a shit ally to us and your neighbor Afghanistan.

>>73259942
Kazakh politics are allahu akbar and playng a victim. Belorussians probably hate us because our king doesn't let them have democracy.

>>73259851
Fuck I meant Wilno. God damn autocorrect.

>>73260121
Wilno is Polish

>>73258148
This is a pretty depressing post. Do you need a friend?

>>73257850
>>73257850
No that rare. Pretty sure trinidadn and tobago have a 80-something percent attendance ratio.

US
Czechia
India
Singapore
Australia

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Finland
Finland
Finland
Finland
Finland

>>73257601
10/10 bantz

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>>73258518
we are their dog, not ally.

>>73257867

If it's any consolation I love you