>meeting up with a German friend >be 15 minutes late >he's

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>>73245896
I'm triggered t b h

>waiting longer than 5 minutes before going home and deleting all contact info of that person

probably diaspora family.

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>go on holiday with German friend
>go to the beach to relax and enjoy sunshine, brother
>he spends the entire day digging holes and is exhausted when we leave

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>Staying over at German friends house
>Put garbage in the plastic recycling bin
>Blame Poland

>>73245896
Max? Is that you?

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All these people having german friends.
And I am still lonely.

>>73245896
>>he's visibly angry

And so he should be. Punctuality is important. Fuck you.

>>73246758
t. Hans

>Dad's new wife is a German
>Having to deal with that autistic shit for one entire month
>Never again

>>73245896
Everyone gets angry if you say a time and don't show up. You tell me we're going to do something, then it takes you five minutes to actually do it. You are wasting everyone's time. This does not mean you should show up early or do anything before the time you said it. Just do it on the precise time how fucking hard is it?

>>73247100
What if there is a massive traffic on the way and my mobile is discharged?

>>73247242
You should have drove earlier, then waited for the time you said.

>>73247242
Very irresponsible to not account for traffic, to not find a better way, to structure everything better, to not have your mobile phone charged or find a way to charge it or find a way to contact a person etc. Very very irresponsible, I hope you get shot by a favela monkey for such levels of irresponsibility!

>>73247242
that should all ready be included in any plan, you must allow for traffic/delays/unforseen circumstance

>>73247309
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>>73247299
Calm down, meeting friends for a night out shouldn't be a logistical nightmare. And it's not like I would blame them if they get there late.

>>73247488
What is this degeneracy you speak of

>>73247242
>>73247488

No wonder Brazil is still a third world shithole.

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Thinking about cooking him dinner and forcing him to just sit there while I do all the work

30 minutes of pure non-productive activity

Everything will be misaligned too of course

>be 15 minutes late
>be 15 minutes late
>be 15 minutes late

>>73247769
Fucking asshole.

You don't know what kind of thoughts I get when I'm bored.

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>>73245896
>meet friend at 17:00
>be there at 16:45
>14 minutes wandering around
>at 16:59 go at your meeting point
>said that you just showed up

this is proper czech way

>>73247009
I agree with the smelly Canadian. Don't be a dick.

>german friend comes over to play video games
>he says he'll bring the game, it's his favourite
>it's forklift simulator

>>73246005
Who the fuck is that?

>>73248674
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/assburger

>>73247718
None of us ever turn up on time (if we can even be fucked) to anything, and yet we're still more relevant than fucking Canada.

How does that make you feel? People would rather go to a desert wasteland filled with spoidahs and snakes than be in the vicinity of fucking leafs.

>>73248674
spede, god of the finn

for work i'm always 15-30 minutes early and for social i'm always 15-30 minutes late

justnormiefeels

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>get sent to Germany for a few days for work
>talk to people on public transport to/from the office every single day

>meeting up with Nigerian friend
>be on time
>he's visibly shocked

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>>73245896
Be early or don't be there at all bogan...

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>>73248866
Oh jesus fuck that's going a bit far

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>meeting up with an Okinawan friend
>be 15 minutes late
>he is 1 hour late

>>73248968
Heh.

>>73245896
Uruguayans are known for always being late.

If you say 11 then people will be there at 12:30

At least 5 minutes late for class

If you're in a hurry then maybe 15 minutes later.

>be angry with a german
>kick his balls
>shit on his face
>he's happy and he's asking for more

>be a southerner
>think it's okay to waste someone's time by being late

This is why you swarthy fuckers suck

>>73248787
>How does that make you feel? People would rather go to a desert wasteland filled with spoidahs and snakes than be in the vicinity of fucking leafs.

Considering the Australian Bureau of Statistics shows 7,428,600 foreign tourists coming to Australia in 2015 while 27,554,943 visited Canada, you are not only retarded, you are factually wrong.

>>73245896
>wanted to meet my german friend
>5 minutes late
>he gets angry

>decided to meet swiss friend
>5 seconds late
>he calls the police