ikibey edition
old: >>73193339
>>73212953
And then you wonder why Bulgarians are the most shitty posters.
They are literally children.
Except xp*zed, that is.
alo balk ar u ded
I am greek.
>>73212919
more
>>73213192
There you go.
>>73213068
anime
>>73213402
so fucking hideous
Man , I have to start doing cardio.
Why are ypu all so gay?
>>73214150
albanian?
>Asdis Ran Gunnarsdottir is an Icelandic glamour model
>who currently lives in Sofia, Bulgaria.
>>73214582
maybe she's just average in iceland
>Found Santa at the top. Team Iceland. #bansko #skiing #icequeen
>>73213800
you have to start killing yourself you ugly gayreek
>>73214625
>>73214748
That's her.
If you need more you can judge by looking at her hipstergram
/asdisran
>>73214582
>>73214625
Her husband played for CSKA many years ago. He was terrible and I doubt there is a single wealthy bulgarian in Sofia who hasn't dicked her yet. She was pretty famous back then, out there should be also a playboy shootout.
>>73214582
Retarded subhuman
You only like her because she's white. You have no taste
>>73213045
calle means street in spanish
fyrombey broke the captcha
every 2nd captcha is about calle
>>73214826
wtf I hate women now
>>73212939
una faza una raza
this must be a hint makes
>>73210513
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Mutra
>Entitled brat
>Has read only Winnetou
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>EU-worshipper
>Crisis-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Political weakling
>Resigns and runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a problem
>All his governments are sloppy and riddled with corruption
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist, surrounds himself with grandma commies like Tsetska and Rumito
>Worst physique in politics since Delyan "Ten Burgers" Peevski
>Fake media darling
>Doesn't like reforms
>Prefers being an EU cuck to independence
>30 minute boring speeches sent the Parliament to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Tsar Boris
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>Chalga fan
>Gave away the government plane to be used as a Hollywood tourbus
>Desperate to be hip and popular. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an Orthodox Christian. Nobody cares
>Thinks driving an old Mercedes to the elections is cool. It isn't
>Populism stolen from Volen
>Anti-commie rhetoric stolen from Kostov
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted mafia group a "right-wing party" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Stanishev
>Cried about Dogan
>Cried about Oresharski
>Cried about Radan
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Kobrata
>Did absolutely nothing about them
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Tsvetan Tsvetanov
>Performs worst election campaigns in history
>Booked as Bulgarian Prime Minister for over 10 years, stole millions of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "footballer" in Bulgarian history
>>73215014
welcome to the club famalam
http://imgur.com/a/vgFe9
INCEST SHOW IS ON LADS
TUNE IN
>>73215366
oh boy i can't wait for my dose of western degeneracy
short live family values and peaceful coexistence
allah is #1
>>73215441
Is that the Ne taka brat guy? This is what Nova's top executives think an alpha chad in high school is? top kek.
>>73215554
I got news for you nerd
>>73212939
is /balk/ nice? do they treat greece well?
I feel like greece is one of the most bullied countries on /int/, sad.
is this accurate
>>73214964
>defiling your pure aryan heritage by having coitus with turko-vulgar men
Women were a mistake
>>73215041
We have been betrayed financially, but the south will rise again ;_;7
>>73215713
we're all friends here, only redditors care what muslims or northcucks have to say anyway bro
>>73215713
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYM1QrTrUTs
bugare na strugare
makedonce u lonce
siptare u bunare
>>73215713
Which one of you autists did this to Ikbey?
>>73216465
srbe na bukovi
bulgare animale
>>73216534
a-anzu?
>>73216534
haide haide
>>73216297
>trannyfag hasn't replied yet :(
>>73216534
cCc cCc cCc cCc cCc cCc cCc
cCc HAIDE HAIDE TURCI cCc
cCc cCc cCc cCc cCc cCc cCc
>>73216473
hola redit
shiet, just got back from the gym
>>73213192
What happened to him?
>>73216297
Kek.
>>73217413
he stopped posting
good lad tbqh
>>73215366
Ko? De?
>>73217322
fuck you nigger
>>73217607
nova
you missed it but selqni den i nosht is on now
Am I the only one that likes to carve or paint small swastikas in toilets and other public places just to piss hippies off?
I drew a small swastika in a coffee toilet, and I saw a "fuck you NAZI!" right next to it with my little swastika painted over.
It's so fucking funny.
there's this bulgarian dark skin qt that i want to date but im afraid of her father
what do I do?
>>73217747
I also tried with the pentagram and the Star of David, but got no reactions.
>>73217747
dude where the fuck you've been all these years
i've been drawing + placing stickers over commie flyers for 5 (five) years
>>73217766
post pics
>>73217747
i find it degenerate and barbarian to destroy things
>>73217766
let him fuck your greek ass
bulgarian gorillas are calmer after they've nutted
plus your prostate will be stimulated from getting teased, so when you fuck the qt you'll cum buckets too
>>73217821
I'll start writing "Hitler did nothing wrong"
>>73217874
dude that's nothing
just write
"Που είναι ο Παύλος;" and then a swastika
im telling you the same day you'll see 50 people watching over that spot for the next week
There's only 1 gender. Women are objects.
>>73217941
I want to reach a wider audience, the point is pissing everyone off, not just the Greek hippies.
>>73217985
oh well if you need any tips just tell me
>>73218058
where you from, maybe we can start a small toilet campaign
>>73218090
i live in the center of athens
im planning to make new stickers too
>>73217869
this
it's kinda sad that our nationalists are hooligans
shows arab admixture
>>73218090
>greek toilet meetings
why aren't anticki makes calling themselves paeonians
is it because they are reminded of their peon roots
>>73218151
well I'm from thessaloniki, do you think I'll get in trouble if I ask them to print me 1000 Hitler did nothing wrong stickies?
>>73218260
That's a big image for me.
>>73218288
it depends from where you order them
try to order the from outside of greece
>>73217869
That's because you're not a Gr**k subhuman.
PAY DEBTS
/balt/
/luso/
Caucasians are so easily subjugated. They are the cucks of the world.
>>73218260
Check em
Why haven't you converted to the one true religion and the word of the prophet (pbuh) yet anon?
DEATH TO WHITES
DEATH TO EUROPE
DEATH TO THE WEST
>>73218505
>>73218697
>Mfw Greeks are actually white
Hmm?
>>73218505
reeeeeeeeee
>>73218851
Faggots stop
>anon is it true you said Belgium is a non-country
>>73218643
ha loser
>>73218925
ez
>>73218799
stfu immigrant
>>73218920
but ofcourse
>>73218920
>anon is it true you said B*lgium is a non-country*
>>73218796
kek, the shitstorm from the original one was amasing
Hey Faggots,
My name is Kamen and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day arguing about stupid shit. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even gotten any pussy? I make 6-7 figures every month and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just finished blowing me btw). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for reading.
Pic Related: It’s me showing what you deserve.
>>73218925
>>73218958
Pathetic. Leave doubles to me
>>73219012
Can you even
the doubles belong to the Greek Nazis
Sieg Heil!
/balk/ is not a real general.
>>73219040
>>73219012
Ill show yu dubs
>>73218260
You like Phil Collins?
Allah doesn't grant dubs to infidels.
>>73219089
>>73219063
>Greek
>Nazis
That's like saying Uncorrupted Balkan politicians
>>73219063
greek nazis aka collosal cucks
>>73219150
will gayreeks eveer recover
>>73218920
can't tell which is flatter
belgium or her chest
Tengri will fetch the dubs
>>73218962
do you miss Constantinopel white man?
Serious now
Check em guys
Бeз paзликa дaли cтe oд Ceлoдpoм или Чaиp, cитe cтe фиpoмци глyпи, јa дa ви кaжaм.
>>73219277
you mean instantbull?
>>73219277
checked, and i cri everitiem
>>73219277
No i want that shithole nuked and turned into radioactive dust. Hbu?
>>73219277
>when the sandnigger gets the dubz
Dubs dammit
* blocks your path *
the dubs hirohito
give them to me
woot
>>73219487
>>73219089
I'll fucking kill you hirosima nagasaki micropenis slant eyed korean rape victim
>>73218796
praise xpozed and his proxies
>>73219554
>
>/balk/ has sunk to /balt/ tier "dubs" posts
caucasians must be exterminated
it's an imperative
>>73219543
>>73219572
>>73219627
kys fag losers
I like the serb that posts half asian qts.
This is the bright future I live for.
>>73219666
Aaaaaaa aaaaaaa
Checked
Aaaaaaa aaaaaaa Devil
>>73219696
>half
full serb m8
>Romania si Bulgaria au interzis unor aeronave MiG29 oferite de Moscova Belgradului sa survoleze spatiile lor aeriene, au declarat surse apropiate dosarului, citate de Serbia Info. In aceste conditii, aeronavele ar putea fi livrate sub forma de piese, scrie news.ro.
xd
>>73219711
Finally got dubs yea
>>73219380
That's what it is now, I was just wondering if you miss what it once was?
>>73219735
No, that's impossible.
>>73219666
>>73219753
haha take that servs
>>73219666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_tjxz4yS_U
>>73219666
hail santa
>>73219753
Now post the google translate.
>>73219865
>Romania and Bulgaria have banned aircraft MIG29 Belgrade Moscow offered to fly over their air space, said sources close to the dossier cited by Serbia Info. Under these conditions, the aircraft could be delivered in parts, writes news.ro.
>>73219755
miss what? the city was called instabull in the past too?
>>73219805
lol
>>73219865
sebs got cucked
STOP
Post Nasheeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk
>>73219921
Kek, can't believe our government manned up for once about the Russian problem.
>>73219340
Tи мoжeш кypoт дa ни гo јaдeш тaтapчe
>>73219921
natocucks desu
>>73219921
So what they can route them through Turkey and Greece.
>>73220075
>taking orders from Westernfags
>manning up
>>73219921
also
>It seems that Mig 29 aircrafts which Belgrade received from Moscow will have to be delivered in parts, as Romania and Bulgaria, both members of NATO, have not allowed overflights, reports Dnevne.rs, citing Serbian daily “Alo!”.
>>73220123
triggered russian ape
>>73220123
>they can route them through Turkey and Greece.
can't wait
>>73220123
We are in charge here.
>>73220166
>We are in charge here.
In some parallel universe, yes.
>>73220167
>>73220123
They can also transport them in ships and deliver the Migs in one of Serbia's seapo--oh, wait.
>>73216465
srbe na vrbe
hrvate na ____?
slovence na ____?
>>73220433
What's the official reason for not allowing them through?
>>73220163
u dont get to bring plens
>>73220433
doesn't belgrade have a port on the danube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHNnFjr3Qvw
r8 me lads
>>73220504
Russian military planes not allowed in NATO airspace.
>>73220570
>>73220505
We should bully people more often.
>>73220570
What if they transfer the ownership beforehand? Is it even possible to do that though?
>>73220433
>servia has 1,000 sailors and 400 support personnel
>16 ships
where the fuck do they keep them in lakes?
>>73220570
So they'll have to go by Ro-
Oops Romania is Nato too
Then obviously by Hung-
Oops Hungary is Nato too.
Then Cro-
Oops Croatia too
Then Gree-
Oops
Then Alb-
Oops
>>73220713
kek ebin cucking
now montenegro needs to go too
berry berry nice
g'night faggots
>>73220552
Kamzali/10
>>73220661
might have fixed their problem (?)
>>73220990
>can't tell if iki or nigri because both are fucking retards
GUYS GUYS!
I just remembered.
Does Shasko the Sqiptar aka Alexandr the Great still post here?
>>73221073
I'm here buddy
>>73221189
How have you been my friend? Still shitposting when you can?
>>73221189
hi sashko im corfu
>found an ex of mine that dumped
>she dates someone that kinda looks like me
>only 20cm shorter
>mfw
>>73221615
>after 3 years still trying to find my replica
>>73221694
>>73221615
where do I subscribe
>>73221746
nowhere, I'm a non profit expedite
>>73221806
>non profit expedit
so dare i say that you do it for fr*e
>>73221858
yep
>>73221889
>Asparuh
>>73221902
>>73221599
>>73221055
>>73220725
>>73220571
>>73220167
>>73219674
>>73219430
>>73218812
>>73218682
>>73215402
>>73213567
>>73220864
luv u <3
>>73222166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MpNm8fW4pA
assad must go
where's /tv/ ? who fatkino in here? starts in an hour or something
>>73219554
kek i almost forgot about that shit
i remember trying to compete with 100 cykablyats with proxies
impossible task. i think i must've given /balk/ at least 50 votes
Romania is one of the very first countries which will nuked into oblivion by Russians in case of war
>>73222957
name one (1) thing that will be missed
>>73223018
Desu I really dont know, maybe the qts
why does Kendall Jenner look so albanian?
>>73223072
ugly white whore
>>73223092
>implying your 18 year old ass wouldn't bang her
>>73223159
im 22 and no i wouldnt
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I have taken the paranormal as a joke and made a horrible mistake that I don't know if I can ever manage to revert. I learned about tulpas and while researching at my local Hippy shop I ended up meeting a guy who told me he could help me make one. Naturally, I accepted and over the course of 3 days, I created a Jackie Chan Tulpa, because of the joke people make where they make one to beat other tulpas up. I guess I am a little messed up in the head because he's been violent, really violent. He chokes me, threatens me and shouts in my ear whenever I am trying to concentrate. Obviously, I knew I had to fix this.
Through the pure idiocy that is humanity, in particular, myself, I have created a cyborg Bruce Lee to combat him. It's been a pretty even battle. My concentration was way worse with the bruce lee, but by making him bruce lee and robotic, I have created a significantly powerful being.
Here is the problem, they haven't stopped fighting. It's awesome to see, but it's been going on forever. I get worried brucey boy might loose, or that it will never end and all their screaming and the sounds of fighting constantly keeps me up and distracted.'
What do I do?
>>73223215
Yeah sure you are
>>73209618
>>73210291
>>73223339
not me
>>73223215
gays not welcome
>>73223215
>tfw ywn be 22 again
>>73223369
but you still wouldn't bang this prime American qt?
>>73223450
sush xpozed you got a wife n shit
>>73223598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8
>>73223822
>tfw ywn be xpozed
>tfw ywn have a wife
>tfw ywn have kids
>>73224347
xpozed doesn't have kids. He's sterile.
The main reason I laugh hard when a Greek calls me a Bulgarian is that you were calling us Macedonians or natives in the first few years after your occupation. Then you've started calling us Bulgarians cause that was the only way to get rid of us - throw us in Bulgarian territory, cause if you have called us Macedonians you would have to send us to Macedonian territory which was actually the one you were occupying. You can watch hundreds of documentaries of Aegean Macedonians who witness the Greek Propaganda saying how surprised they were when Greeks began to call them "Bulgarians", because Greeks themselves used to call them Macedonians. These documentaries also include Greek Historians who admit the Greek genocide in Aegean Macedonia. You can't claim that this was your rightful territory Kosta, think objectively, even if we were Slavs we were the majority in that land and there were no Greeks (except for some Southern parts of Aegean Macedonia). How can you claim that territory to be yours since there's no Greeks there? So we should ask for the territory Alexander the Great occupied 2300years ago? That is a stupid reason to conquer a territory.
>>73220713
So basically serbs paid for goods that cant be delivered
Remember no refunds
>>73224487
>paid
No, planes for free, maintenance for €.
I would assume.
>>73224433
>triple dubs
xpozed BTFO
Fuck you greeceee i Love being turk<33
okay guys so im making a new imageboard just for greeks and balkanians
the main goal is to redpill the peninsula
i already bought my domain it will be up probably next week
are you going to stop by and post some shit?
>>73225103
thank you mr roman
>>73225046
nta
>>73225046
evet komşu
>>73225046
im gonna ddos that shit
>>73225046
>okay guys so im making a new imageboard just for greeks and balkanians
>>73225203
cec
>>73225203
t. xpozed, the grumpy old fag who ruins all parties by calling the politsia
>>73225046
fuck off nigger you are not getting my ip
>>73225203
I have bunker firewall from albania
>>73225264
That's not xpozed, it's that one m*ldovan autist who always ruins everything nice.
>>73225269
>good things are always made with bad intentions
>>73225269
>you can do so many things with an IP
also
>2017
>not having a VPN
>not having basic Internet culture
plebs tbx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW5a16059f8
>>73225427
>Vpn
We're not China.
Yet.
However once Gruyo proclaims himself supreme leader might go that route.
Лeкa нoщ пpeятeли
>>73225498
нeбeзнeбeзocпoкojaвaн cпpoтивoдeн
>>73225498
Have sweet steppe dreams.
I bet you fags can't download this fully copyrighted® meme©
ever wondered Ikibey's methods of ban evading?
>>73214690
>>73226172
why would they ban him? he doesn't break any rules the majority of /int/ doesn't either
>>73226249
he used to spam random letters and numbers at some point
>>73226383
ya i'm talking about his regular shitposting
>>73226249
mods usually ignore minor rule breaches, Ikibey mastered this into elaborate shitposting
In all seriousness, he's supposed to be banned for the past 2 years. I don't think any of his bans ever expired
>>73226619
too long lol. tldr that shit for me
>>73226683
Sorry I can't.
>>73226847
jebem ti mater
>>73226924
>>73226619
There's a theory I've read sometime ago which stated that the reason there's radio silence by alien civilizations is because supposedly there's some great filtering process that any civilization needs to pass in order to progress
Good till now? We don't know for sure if we have successfully passed this test or not. Maybe we had and we're all alone on milky way or maybe we hadn't and we're drifting towards our impeding doom and this is why we heard nothing from others, who might have perished before
>>73226619
i read it all
>oy vey goy, lose all hope
fucking jews i swear
>>73227072
I read another theory - that other civilizations mask their comms, so it's impossible for anyone to decipher it, because it's basically white noise.
Tell me once again why t*rks should be allowed to exist. They are not human. They are literally as dumb as the dumbest animal.
>>73212939
>"Never call me black"
So guys do albanians in your cunt also get offended when you call them by their natinality(albanian)?
>>73227374
>Albanians (Bulgarian: aлбaнци, albantsi) are a minority ethnic group in Bulgaria (Albanian: Bullgaria). Although according to the 2001 census they only numbered 278
wouldn't know fampai
>>73227469
their actual number in Bulgaria-proper is 500,000 (;
>>73226619
That's kinda retarded, since if some alien shits throw stuff at you, that's basically violating the NAP, so nothing stops you from throwing stuff at them. Also, I'm currently watching Isaac Arthur's videos on YT about the Fermi Paradox, so the problem is not that some ayy lmaos will shit on us, but that there probably aren't any intelligent ayys close to us.
>>73227374
You mean shiptar?
Here is how it goes as told to me by actual shqips: yes, if you are a complete stranger to them they'll most probably get angry,
no if they know you.
There's also the fact that shiptar is commonly used as a derogatory term such that decent Albanians are called - Albanians instead of shiptari.
Lately though there has been some attempts by the hipsters (read those NGO fucks and their friends) to call all Albanians - Albanians, all cigany - Roma etc because "le hate speech, le intolerance" and other bullshit.
>>73227178
might be this case too, it's like having a caveman looking at an astrophysics book. We wouldn't know what we're seeing without the proper knowledge and tools
>>73227687
No I mean when we call the "albanians" in greek they get offended
>>73228072
>>73227524
>>73227178
>>73227072
or maybe there is God and ayyliens dont exist you retards
>>73227178
>>73228072
They still wouldn't be able to mask infrared radiation. Unless they have some sort of magic entropy defying technology, in which case why would they try to hide from inferior species like us?
>>73228259
>They still wouldn't be able to mask infrared radiation.
Nigga you wouldn't know this. Your Earther brainlet is too small to comprehend such things.
>>73228331
>you can't know nuffin
go back to >>>/lit/
>>73228376
Hundreds of years ago ppl KNEW that the Earth was flat. So fuck off.
Nice song for Eurovision, Bulgaria!
Greek here!
>>73228259
explain entropy like im five
>>73228477
I'm too lazy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy
>>73228584
yeah but im a fucking brainlet and dont quite get it
>>73228638
you can watch these to get a better understanding
http://theoreticalminimum.com/courses
who smoke cig here?
>>73228764
I would never...
>>73228764
me.
i smoke silk cut
>>73228719
jesus i feel so stupid dude. i was a total shithead during my school days and skipped shit tons of lessons and now im pretty dumb when it comes to mathematics and physics.
do they even teach entropy in schools anyways
>>73229072
They do. In serious schools at least...
i smoke my grandpas ashes
>>73229095
i dont think they did in mine but even if i did i probably skipped them. jesus i regret being such a retard. wish i could go back to school and learn shit
>>73229121
I just hope to get older...
>>73229121
they taught me entropy in like 8th grade of the elementary school, i doubt bulgaria is much different
>>73229172
do they teach you at school that Alexander the great was Serbian?
>>73229202
not quite, as a historian i can tell you that most of historians here are so hellenophilic that it hurts
>>73229103
tell us more
>>73229072
>>73229121
doesn't matter, just watch the videos and do the exercises here
https://www.khanacademy.org/
for math, then go onto the physics lectures(also clips) in the other link I gave you
it's never too late to stop being stupid and learn something
>>73229234
here they say that he was Greek and it hurts every time
He was Albanian God Dammit
>>73229281
that's strange way of spelling bulgarian
>>73229247
yeah i'll give it a go once i have more free time.
>mfw im as dumb as a highschooler
>>73225046
are you really, because i need a yuchan replacement badly
>>73229511
dont get your hopes your up buddy, im ddosing that
>>73229584
dont you dare or ill load up loic and take the bulgarian communications network down for the next year
>>73229383
good post
>>73229616
its totally happening bro
>>73229616
loic won't help you, our comms network is pretty robust, it runs on gypsy beggars and is backed by spinning dogs
>>73229678
why is /balk/ so funny it's 4 AM don't you guys have work/school tomorrow, it's thursday ffs
>>73229694
we are all neets here
>>73229745
>all
not true, literally half of /balk/ goes to work or university
>>73230140
they have to go back to plebbit then
>>73230156
what's your story famalam
>>73230156
plebbit is for true neets, 4chan is our ground
>Μαkεδονία
>we're oppressing turks
I don't know what's worse, being brain dead or being an antifa
>>73230394
both aren't mutually exclusive
they claim we want to turn the Aegean into a "a Greek lake" and that we do it in order to destabilize and encircle Turkey
I wonder if the fellas are receiving a monthly check from the Turkish Ministry of Defence. I want blame them in such case
>>73230461
I was meant to quote you for here
>>73230620
>>73230620
pou ta kanoun post ola auta?