If your ancestors weren't vikings, then you aren't

>>73197930
subhuman vikings

WE

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>>73197930
>OOGA BOOGA
>KILL RAPE STEAL
vikangs literally the niggers of early medieval times
But i won't encourage this "white on white" hate jewery any longer

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who /wuz normans n sheit/ here?

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My ancestors are whiter than vikings. We made the vikings.

but swedes are rapebabies of vikings

>>73197930
You owe me cuz your stupid barbaric ancestors founded this c*untry. Fuck you, you l*tefisk eater.

>>73197930
My ancestors defeated the vikings, forced them to embrace islam and fill the harem of our emir.

>>73198077
"no"

>>73197930
and why the fuck he has a sword? This niggers used axes

>>73198040
>he says he is a viking
>as he posts a pic of a cross, a lion, and a text in latin
looks like your vikings got CHRIST'D
don't thank us for civilizing you, it's our pleasure

>>73198188
Fuck you, I am not swede. I am proud finnish!

Search for the latvian city Grobin and Ulf of Borresta, and search the rus.

All swedish-Viking related

>>73198118
the true vikings was norway and denmark
you were just rapebabies, or at least the pussiest vikangz

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>>73198040
Indeed, the Finns look like seals
lol

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>>73198104
They brought you christianity to unite you all, Helga the great in Kiev.
Delete yoru comment.

>>73198346
qt

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>>73198409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Hres93mBs

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>vikings
>white

>>73198152
There were swords too. People used axes because they are easier to make and cheap. Swords are more useful in battle so if some Swen or vyacheslav had enough money, they ordered one.

>>73198614
RARE
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>>73197930
>tfw when I'm part of 10% of iberians who have suebi heritage

Slightly taller, lighter in hair colour with green/blue eyes

Moors can't compete.

>>73198614
¡Uncommon!

>>73198614
Who is talking about visigoths

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>>73197930
>Ruin and pillage Europe for 3 centuries
Literally the niggers of Europe.

>>73199570
Raids against al-andalus and the levant are well documented tbqhwy

>>73200109
That's not what he's talking about rearded nigger.

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>>73199570
Vikings did a lot of raiding my dude

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>>73200769
>Scandicuck science
fix your map. Welcome to real world.

I hate david warner with a fiery, burning passion

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>>73200972
>this level of butthurt

>>73197930
>>73198040
>>73201113
Swedes weren't Viking.

>>73201139
An amusing joke, slave, but I'm not paying you to joke around, I'm paying you to clean my toilet. Get to it.

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>>73201139
>Swedish viking

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>>73201266
"Slaves" burned South Sweden, genocided the Danes, settled in Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Denmark.
Also, "Slaves" ended your petty empire.

Just like now, you're afraid to do anything about Polacks in Sweden.

>>73200972
B-but anon vikings were known to raid and settle along the Volga, and Rurik's dynasty was Scandinavian and formed the initial ruling class in Kievan Rus'

AYO HOL UP....*raids monastery*....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT...*kills unarmed monks*....YOU BE SAYUN LIKE......*fails to develop agriculture*....WE WUZ SUM...LIKE....*rapes farmers daughter*....SUM FINNA....*loses every single battle to actual soldiers*....LIKE SUM FINNA....*sacrifices self to thor*....LIKE....*participates in gay orgy*....SUM....*gets btfo by mongols*....FINNA....*praises odin*.....VIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*converts to catholicism*

>>73201341
>Rurik's dynasty was Scandinavian
Finnic. It means nothing as they got slavicized over time.

And Chernigov Rurikids were R1a, just like rest of Slavs.

>>73201341
>Rurik's dynasty was Scandinavian
you just summoned the KANGZ. everybody, evacuate thread!

>>73201329
>"Slaves" burned South Sweden, genocided the Danes, settled in Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Denmark.
I see you're a fan of alternate history. Just don't confuse it for things that actually happened.

>Also, "Slaves" ended your petty empire.
Recurring stabs in the back by treacherous Danes ended our "empire". Slaves merely provided the endless hordes of cannon fodder that kept us occupied long enough for the Danes to do their backstabbing.

>Just like now, you're afraid to do anything about Polacks in Sweden.
Poles serve a vital role performing tasks that are beneath the dignity of Swedes, like toilet cleaning and prostitution.

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>>73201470
>I see you're a fan of alternate history. Just don't confuse it for things that actually happened.
Read your own Viking Sagas, mongrel.
>Recurring stabs in the back by treacherous Danes ended our "empire". Slaves merely provided the endless hordes of cannon fodder that kept us occupied long enough for the Danes to do their backstabbing.
Russians fucked you beyond redemption.
>Poles serve a vital role performing tasks that are beneath the dignity of Swedes, like toilet cleaning and prostitution.
At least our women get paid for it. Yours do it for free. lmao

Is it OK to post real posts ITT or am I just going to get meme:d?

>>73198614
>visigoths
>fighting an emirate

Get a load of this fatbrained nigger

>>73201502
>Yours do it for free
Yes, that's how it works when you're not a prostitute. It must be a novel concept to someone who only knows Polish women.

>>73197930
>Being a rapebaby doesn't count
i didn't want to be white anyway

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>>73201570
Your country is a dying socialist shithole.
Insulting you is like kicking people with down syndrome.

I will stop now.

Honestly if you're not America or not a romance country and you use Latin in your creeds or coat of arms, if you have the eagle as an animal of might, or modeled every aspect of your culture after Italy you're a Cuck. Descendents of cucks who gave up their fathers ways

>>73197930
KEK, vikings were niggers then, their descendants were russian rapebabies and as it seems will turn to niggers in the future.

scandinavia is known for weakness

>>73201383
>>73201387

I'm 1/4 Danish and have done extensive research on my ancestors

>>73201604
>I will stop now.
You mean you give up because you know that even if Sweden was to burn and all that was left was ashes and ruins, those ashes and ruins would still be vastly superior to Pooland.

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Swedish "longboat"

>>73201846
XD

>>73201857
These things were amazingly fast and weighed so little you could you toss it from river to river.

Too bad we replaced our sailing culture with a more typical military.

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>>73201868
>said he would stop, but his butt hurt too much so he had to post something in response

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>>73201857
Danish longboat.

Real vuikings are Danes, historical sources know raids of Danish seafarers, not Swedish, Swedesh even never have proper boats for sea, they are just Fingols raped and civilized by Danes.

>>73201962
they literally look slavshit

>>73201983
And the English

>>73198152
>and why the fuck he has a sword? This niggers used axes
Probably stole it.

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Swedish girls = Fingol girls

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>>73202109
Swedes are just Fingols. True Scandinavians only Danes.

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>>73197930
My Ancestors aren't white in the first place

>>73202250
WTF I'm now a frank

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>>73201993
And he just keeps going.

>>73200769
even in algarve, deep south Portugal there's a sunken viking ship

>>73202133
>True Scandinavians only Danes.
THEY DONT EVEN LIVE ON THE PENINSULA HAHAHA EVEN RUSSIAN ARE MORE SCANDINAVIAN THAN THEM!

>>73202439
Nope, you're either a , or a Thuringian, a Swabian, a Bavarian, or a Frisian, there were no Franks in Germany except in Thuringia for a few years and along side the rhine river.

Anyway, your brownness isn't natural but the Result of Charlemagne's colonial policy

>>73197930
i dont wanna be a viking, those guys were shit fighters and believed finance is wizardry
HRE best

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>>73203075
HRE had varangian bodyguards LMAO

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>>73201983
hey we were vikangz too

>>73203342
did they really? sounds interesting, can i get a source for that?

>>73203342
wut

>>73203342
HRE is the Holy Roman Empire, you're thinking of the East Roman Empire.

>>73200972
This

>>73200769
This mape is false

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>>73203496
>>73203457
heh, maybe I was just pretending

>>73200972
Rurik was a Swede from Roslangen, where Russia got its name from, who pretty much founded Novgorod. Novgorod even had a Norse name once, Holmgardr

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>>73203548
really makes you think

>>73198275
Seals are really cute. They have those dog like heads which make them cute

>>73203548
you're cute

>>73197930
my ancestors :)

>>73201344
very good post

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>>73201983
>Real vuikings are Danes, historical sources know raids of Danish seafarers, not Swedish, Swedesh even never have proper boats for sea,
Our history as vikings is literally written in stone. We have countless rune stones telling tales of viking trips to England, France, Russia, Byzantium, etc.

>they are just Fingols raped and civilized by Danes.
Bitch, please. We are not some mutt race like the Russians with unclear and mixed origins. Swedes are the original Germanics, pure and undiluted. Unlike weaker peoples like the mutt races of Russia, no foreigners have ever been able to force themselves into our land by force of arms and thus we are the same people now that we were many millennia ago.

>>73203858
>no foreigners have ever been able to force themselves into our land
yeah, but you living in a frozen shithole and also you have french dynasty though

>>73204204
>yeah, but you living in a frozen shithole
That'd be you, not us. Sweden is heated by the Gulf stream and has quite a pleasant climate.

>you have french dynasty
We'd had to depose one king for incompetence and then the next one was about to die without an heir. Naturally, he wanted to leave the kingdom in good hands and so he sought out and adopted one of the greatest military minds in the world at the time. The Bernadottes then spent the next couple of generations mixing in as much noble Swedish blood as they could, making the current royals direct descendants of nearly all previous dynasties.

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>>73203858
>Our history as gays is literally written in stone. We have countless benisc stones telling tales of gay trips to England, France, Russia, Byzantium, etc.

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>>73202578
I will

>>73201502
sauce?

>>73205000
What's with all the butthurt? You can't still be mad about Russia being founded by superior Swedes ruling over inferior slavs, can you?

>>73205236
Didn't you say you were gonna stop over two hours ago, you weak-willed cuck?

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>>73203858
>no foreigners have ever been able to force themselves into our land by force of arms and thus we are the same people now that we were many millennia ago
Yeah, now go save your race little swedie

>>73200972
Even if that was true that we didn't found russia (it isn't btw), we still settled and fought in the baltic

See: Grobin

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>>73203858
>foreigners have ever been able to force themselves into our land by force of arms

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>>73205675
Maybe you should concern yourself more with your own problems and less with our comedy skits.

>>73206220
I know it must be a strange concept for a mixed race rape-child coming from a long line of mixed race rape-children, but we have never had foreign conqueror dynasties or even foreign armies marching across our land to do what they will with our women.

>>73198582
And Slavs in turn where the ones being pillaged by nomads and krauts. Such a mighty race.

I've read about Danes in England, Norwegians in Ireland but what the fuck were sw*des doing? Sucking cocks?
>muh russia
>get fucking invited by the betacucks so shit even we raided them prior to 12th century
>WOAH WE WUZ WARRIORZ AND SHIET

kek

>>73203858
>no foreigners have ever been able to force themselves into our land by force of arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hAleep6uBI

>>73201344
kek

>>73206704
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grobiņa

>>73207149
>Latvia

who?

>>73207404
>who?
You know, one of the places that the swedish vikings raided in

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>>73206404
>epic failed Swedish invasion into lands of Balts.
>we are warriors

kek, swedecucks as usual.

>They besieged the fortress of Apulia (Apole) but met heavy resistance. After eight days of bitter fighting the Vikings were desperate and scared by the inability to take the fortress.

https://latvianhistory.com/2009/07/09/curonians-aggaist-vikings-the-tales-of-battles-and-raids/

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>>73206404
>or even foreign armies marching across our land
Your country is one of the best in the world but you are still salty.

>>73207547
>swedish vikings

who?

>>73197930
>Being a rapebaby doesn't count
like hell it doesn't

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The most alpha norsemen either fucking died in battle of integrated with locals like the ones in Normandy did you know who stayed in Scandinavia? The biggest faggots who couldn't lift a shield and dumbfucks who would kill themselves with their own spear. The same betas spreaded their seed because women had no one else to fuck, each generation more sissy than the previous one and now we have picrel saying ''we wuz vikangz and shiet'' while their ancestors were bullied by Chadson Trollcock at best case scenario.


I'm a history major and you just can't make this up.

I never understood why white nationalists sucked the dick of Vikings so much. They never accomplished jackshit. All the great European accomplishments came from Anglos and Mediterraneans

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fucking wallonian gypsy blood on mothers side

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Gardar Svavarson was swedish and one of the first to Explore Iceland, and he was for certain the first to Explore eastern Iceland

>>73208266
anglos are partly descended from vikings

>>73206592
Never happened.
They were assimilated here in Poopland by the natives, that are here since 2800BC.

>>73209910
>anglos are partly descended from vikings
Not really.

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>>73210015
ummm yes sweetie

the average anglo is around 10% scandi

>>73210145
The anglo part of anglo-saxon is primarily located in Scandinavia though

>>73209974
Polacks were slaves just like they are right now.

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>>73210192
this is also true, but the previous image means l1 heritage

>>73210266
>Polacks were slaves
Source?

>>73210145
>>73210287
l1 belongs to pre-IE migration paleo-hunter gatherers.

nothing to be proud of, they were cucked by IE.

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>>73210509
don't know what your point is because it was still brought over by the norse

Do you visit /b/ sometimes,lads? I do,but only because a certain type of thread gives me the best fapperinos.

>when yuropeons engage in MUH HERITAGE as if they were trailer serfs living in some dilapidated suburb of Austin, Texas

Oh I am laffin'

>>73210385
slav means slave

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>>73210786
>tfw only Slavs kill all their aristocraitic slavemasters despite all world around continue suck dicks of their elites
Really make you think.

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>>73197930
if you haven't seen this viking animu, then you aren't alpha

>>73210786
That's been debunked

>>73210786
It doesn't.
And West Slavs weren't really called 'Slavs' up to Pan-slavism boom.

>>73211335
You're right the new theory is that Slav means Shit.

>>73211335
The word "slave" literally comes from the word "slav".

>>73211517
That's been debunked tho

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Guess Swedes arent white then.

Not really a surprise I suppose.