>Le Pen: "You shouldn't pretend to be something

>>73191715
this debate was shit and made my head hurt

Am I the only one who thinks Macron looks like a psychopath, whereas Le Pen looks comparatively calm and reasonable?

I hope Le Pen wins. The amount of German butthurt would be very much worth it.

>>73191794
Macron has a slight lisp and married a woman with the age of his mother. He's a total assburger.

>>73191892
>Macron is married to Brigitte Trogneux, who is 17 years older[71] than him and was his teacher in La Providence high school, Amiens.[72][73] The pair first met when he was a student in her class, aged 15, but were only officially a couple once he was 18.[74]

Wow.

Diddled by his teacher.

>>73191961
This is France. Teachers fuck their students. Tutors fuck their students. Professors fuck their students.

No one gives a shit.

>>73191961
>>73192025
>tfw my good looking teacher attempted to seduce me multiple times during secondary school, but I was too autistic to realize it until a lot later
Oh well.

>>73192309
When I was in Texas, my 40-something blonde English teacher literally took my hands in hers and started rubbing them when I was telling her I was going back to Thailand.

Pretty sure if I had asked her if she wanted to bang in the back of the nearby apartment complex, she would've said yes. :(

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>>73191961
Damn.

Is it Macron vs Le Pen then? I ain't no /pol/ fag.

Isn't that Thatcher vs literally Hitler?
Cos if they have to choose between their gibsmedats, lmao, she'sg gonna win.

>>73191794
But seriously.. We can't let her get her hands on the nuclear codes.
Memes aside, no, you're not wrong.

>>73192385
It's more like Hitler VS. Blair without his Christian faggotry.

>>73192429
wtf I love Hitler now

..but seriously, if it's Macron vs Le Pen, it's GG no RE for you Hans.

>>73192478
Literally the biggest market crash in human history the next day.

>>73192491
If Le Pen wins* Though it won't happen.

What are their platforms? Sorry I don't speak frog

>>73192491
Yea, but it's not like we've had no warning..

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>>73192506
>Though it won't happen.
Where have I heard that before...

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Melenchon will bitchslap the neoliberal bankster and the Nazi whore in both rounds.

Can't spook the Jean-Luc, bitches.

>>73192517
>Le Pen: reinvented "meme" option. NatSoc basically.
>Macron: literal Thatcherite scum: the establisment option

AKA Oy Vey it's another Brexit / US Election

>>73191794
Obviously
She's supposed to win

>>73191841
>>73192385
of course she's going to win its so god damn obvious


>>73192506
>implying

>>73192517

They are like polar opposites.

Macron is a pro-EU, free trade social liberal while Le Pen is a eurosceptic protectionist Welfare Chauvinist.

>>73192581
>of course she's going to win its so god damn obvious
Starting to come round to that idea to be honest.

>MUH ANTI ESTABLISHMENT BILLIONARES BE LOOKING OUT FUR ME

>>73191794
Its the other way around for me

>>73192585
Hm. Yeah, sounds like the neoliberals are going to take another loss this round.

>>73192640
>flag

>>73192585
It's actually really comical if you think about it.
All the categories they differ.

>>73192641

>Trump governing like any other Reagan Republican except on immigration
>Tories probably using Brexit to cut NHS and labor laws
>Le Pen probably won't reverse austerity

Some "losses". But Bernie, Jezza, and Jean-Luc will give both them and the fascists hell this year and in 2020.

>>73192754
wow, holy shiznay, did you ever consider KYS?

>>73192478
>>73192581
I've heard le pen doesn't have chance though? And I know we all said the same thing about trump, but it just doesn't seem like the same situation at all.

>>73192025
Like my old school....

>>73192025
>this is why foreigners think
That's why we don't like you foreigners. You think you know the french people and say so much bullshit

>>73192025
I do

Le Pen and Fillon are pro-Russia, Macron isn't. That's all I need to know.

>>73196387
dont need to feel special there, it not something that uncommon.

>>73193036
Its the exact same situation
I was saying trump was gonna be president years ago, I know Le Pen will win. I know