cum

whats it like being circumcised?

first for manlets

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>>73188013
lol dicks

I never floss

other flags better start respecting us
>>>/pol/119525436

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>I never floss

FREEZE I'M MA BAKER PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY

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this is why capitalism is GAY

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I WANT IT I NEED IT NEED IT TO MAKE ME FEEL HEATED HEATED CAN'T TAKE IT MUCH BREAK IT BREAK IT OFF DOWN WHEN I SAY BITCH

JOSIES ON A VACATION FAR AWAY

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hello from Hamilton, Ontario

I love US propaganda posters

>>73188153
Don't ever fucking tell me what to do

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I really really like this picture

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>>73188176

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2D women will never love you irl

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>>73188176
I saved a ton of them about 2 years ago.

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>>73188013
/cum/?!

more like /bum/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73188167
Hello Roman

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>be outside
>children in the neighbourhood are blasting their sandnigger rap music

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73188258
too far

>>73188182
is that a picture of you?

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these two girls unsheathe their katanas and stare each other down before they do anniemay battle for the privilege of being gangbanged by /cum/
who wins?

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>>73188322
I wish I was that pretty

>>73188337
Both end up in the hospital with major abdominal injuries and die while under medical care
/cum/ attends the funeral and has a sad wank when they get home

There's a psychic readings place at the end of my block. I always wondered how good your psychic powers had to be to start being a professional.

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Anzu would lose one purpose because she is pure,

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>>73188401
>oregon

>>73188258
I look like a bum. I haven't gotten a haircut in almost a year since I'm too afraid that the coiffeuse at the place I usually go to will initiate another banal conversation with me and I'll spill my spaghetti
>wow your hair's really long!
haha, yeah
>doing anything tonight?
uhh, no
my unkempt facial hair makes me look even more like at tramp
>>73188394
>I always wondered how good your psychic powers had to be to start being a professional.
Your scam artist power level would have to be about 400

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im really tired and feel gross

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>>73188451
what about oregon?

>Clack my ass

Is it unwise for me, a blond white American boy, to drive my BMW to and through Mexico to visit a friend in Monterrey?

I've heard stories of highway robbery, corrupt LEOs, extortion, murder, and Americans being targeted for crime on Mexican roads. What's the chances that I lose my BMW and or my life?

>>73188465
welcome to club NEET

>>73188043
Ay bud

Women smell great and feel good to be near
I'm repulsed and angered when I'm too close to other men

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Trudeau <3 ;)

>>73188479
dude, mexicans shouldnt even do that.

>>73188479
don't take your bmw, take a beater car or something, although you're going to be labeled an american anyway since you'll have american plates. chances are you'll be fine, as long as you're not making a lot of noise or aren't obnoxious and also don't drive at night.

>>73188520
wat he doin

>>73188543
being a cutie <33 >0<

>>73188543
Destroying a formerly great nation

>>73188479
>he has to ask

why do white people have ZERO survival sense? I mean seriously, like all the people you see getting captured by terrorists and shit getting beheaded and kidnapped..WHITE PEOPLE, DO NOT GO TO NONWHITE MAJORITY AREAS, YOU WILL BE FUCKED WITH.

Jesus.

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>>73188468
>oregon

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>>73188585
>arkansas

>>73188566
He isn't the PM of Britain silly

>>73188497
>>73188497
ayy

sup senpai

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>a formerly great nation

>>73188609
Are you saying it's still great?

>>73188606
Found out that they don't sell bamboo shoots here

how are you?

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hmmm

This /cum/ is a shitfest.

Step it up you retards.

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>PhD in biochemistry
>shepard
>runs the Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine
Reminder that Art is /ourguy/

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e44_1491322560

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>>73188640
Me on the left, you on the right

>>73188291
They have rap? Has the entire planet been infected by rap music? Is nowhere safe?

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>>73188594
at least we have the prince of thieves

faulkner county booked is purest gold, i have known several people put up on the website of shame kek

>>73188640
>bamboo shoots

it grows wild in some parts around town, nobody sells it because it spreads so fast

just find a patch and dig some up

USA/China/Russia coalition to unilaterally and unanimously nuke NK into oblivion is probably the best plan right?
Could we do it

>>73188658

>12.3% irish
>arkansas
>white

>>73188665
lol no

>>73188640
bamboo is plant cancer, it's the only thing that grows faster than the population of china

there's still piss in my bin from this morning when I was too tired to get out of bed and use the restroom
it's trash day and the big bins are outside so there's nowhere to dump out my piss-soaked trash
great are the woes of NEETdom

>>73188715
The american birthrate is higher than the chinese one

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>This /cum/ is a shitfest.
>Step it up you retards.

>>73188691
>>73188715
I meant for food

https://youtu.be/5MAiVi-l2hY

hello lads

>>73188737
try the asian market on salem by moes

and im like 90% sure ive seen bamboo shoots in kroger

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did this really happend?

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>>73188704
>he doesn't want to research the early detection of viruses through urine tests

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>lads

urine lol

>>73188787
wtf i love urine now

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>>73188766
Me in the foreground, you in the background

>>73188737
they're good in ramen

>>73188787
He looks like a weakling.

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>>73188784
>Cortes brings the word of god to the aztec heathens

>>73188694
>working with the chinks
>ever

>>73188772
I'll do that

>>73188839
I was going to try to make hot and sour soup

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>>73188827
>this pepe took my pepe folder to 555

thank you anon

have this uncommon amphibian

I actually believed at one point our elected officials care about us

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>he doesn't have a muscular representative
embarrassing

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>>73188888
>that picture
>those numbers

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>>73188888
praise kek

my first quints

alright wee man

>>73188888
>people come to check your digits
>"""uncommon"""

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>>73188977
checked yourself senpai

may digits bring you fortune

>>73189000
Good digits

>>73189000
shadilay

Does anyone have the pic of Gowdy with his mustache?

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>>73189000

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>Praise Kek

>>73189038
Bill Clinton is not a rapist and infowars is fake news

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>>73189041
try posting frogs

maybe you'll get dubs

>>73189069
delet this now

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Trump voters might be the stupidest people on earth.

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*enters the thread*

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>infowars is fake news

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>>Praise Kek

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Would you flush?

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>>73189069
>shilling for share-correct-the-blue-record

>>73189101
I always flush.

>>73189101

first a molotov cocktail down the drain pipe

>>73189101
I highly doubt that toilet is capable of generating any pressure

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8WhT9BwpRs

how can you doubt the intentions of this humble water filter merchant

he simply wants patriots to live in freedom and peace

>I highly doubt that toilet is capable of generating any pressure

the autism answer

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>the autism answer

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how do you know if you have low testosterone

>>73189205
you have french or native american or scottish ancestry (or any combination of those three)

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>>73189205
check your flag

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Rate me/cum/

>>73189205
Are you a supporter of MGTOW? Are you missing the urge to impregnate women? Are you craving cock? Do you like anime? Do you like KPOP/JPOP?
If you said yes to any of this, you have low testosterone.

>tfw hi test alfa male

>>73189226
native americans were/are super high test

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If you don't floss at least once a day you're legitimately a subhuman.

I floss after every fucking meal and it feels GOOD.

>>73189230
>>73189226
>implying rural Canucks aren't high test

>>73189252
>he fell for the teeth-string jew

lmao'ing @ you're life scrub

>>73189263
there is literally nothing wrong with being a zionist

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Do people here bully me when I'm not here? Some anon told me you do.

>tfw beard is so long that I can't even comb it down anymore because it hits my neck

Working on becoming a wizard buds. Might as well if I'm going to be ugly.

>>73189252
If you spend more than 30 seconds a day on oral hygiene you're a feminine cuck

>>73189233
How long have you been homeless?

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>>73189263

>>73188520
that's not that impressive, it's all about center of gravity. almost anyone can do that

>>73189249
they can't grow beards or handle alcohol
very low-test

>>73189278
nobody thinks about you when you aren't around

>>73189294
I'm impressed by the desk being that sturdy desu

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>watching youtube videos of people screaming at each other or fighting
I don't know why I do it. Genuinely breaks down the little faith I have left in humanity.

Got a haircut

>>73189302
So why are scottish considered low test if they can do both of those?

>>73189309
Dumb nonredditflagger

>>73189311
Wow you're mom did a good job lmao

>>73189310
When I watch chicanos do it it's cringy and gross, when it's blacks doing it, it's disgusting, when it's white people doing it, it's unbelievably hilarious

>>73189278
No one likes you

What's it like being the strongest nation the world has ever seen? Any Chinese anons here?

>>73189375
rude

>>73189351
nice when they shave your neckline

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>>73189375
Don't really care to be honest my friend

>>73189335
they can't beat anglos or frenchies

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>>73189379
trying to take another million dollars from the communists arent ya trudeau?

>>73189205
just go to your doctor and ask for blood work. It's free and takes like a week.

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Felicity

>>73188064
If i see that fucking bebe one more time!

>>73189398
Why did you ask then you cretin

>>73189430
kinda inaccurate because your T levels flucuate all the time with different factors

>>73189430
I got my blood taken today desu

hopefully i dont have low test

>>73189437
Seems like the Spaniard faggot is a little bit angry today. Did your boyfriend chap your ass after not using enough lube?

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>People are starting to identify themselves as Republican or Democrat instead of American

>>73189466
>"Hey, where are you from?"
>"Oh, I'm a Republican."

If you use facebook in 2017 you're legitimately a subhuman

>>73189466
>not being from any of the queen's colonies

>>73189489
Says the guy who literally no social life to speak of and will die alone

>>73189466
Good

>>73189501
how is that good

do you want to crash the union with no survivors?

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my dinner

>>73189489
>posted at 04/04/17(Tue)20:55:40 on the basement dweller ecchi network

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>>73189508

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>>73189433

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>>73189508
No, he's just edgy politically and also EXTREMELY homosexual

>>73189508
Because maybe Cali will finally fuck off

>>73189498
>If you don't use facebook you don't have a social life.

Social media isn't a replacement for a social life you troglodyte. Talking to people on your phone or computer is not a 'social life'

>>73189536

rude

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gf just sent me this

i like hentai but not anime

>>73189536
so you do want the union to collapse

>>73189450
Im no endocrinologist but I'd wager that there's a way to test for a meaningful testosterone level, and you can just ask for that!

>tfw remember waking up early on saturday to watch Caliente on univision to see the Chica Caliente segment
yo quiero

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>>73189549
>>73189558
I want to restore the Union

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>celtics in the playoffs
>bruins in the playoffs
>red sox #1 in their division
>patriots just won the superbowl

It must really suck being a sports fan from anywhere besides New England.

>>73189570
democrips would go on maximum gerrymandering overdrive if that happened

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>I dont like anime

>>73189585
>democrips would go on maximum gerrymandering overdrive if that happened


implying that is even up to them right now

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>>73189585
>implying they'd get the chance
Silly dumb commie scum

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>>73189578
>Bruins

>>73188037
Terrible

>>73189578
aren't most of the people on their teams not even from New England?

>>73189601
>>73189598
>implying i care about how your circus sideshow politics "works"

>>73189553
Is that a water dog?

>>73188046
I don't either and I've never had a cavity either

>>73188037
Sucks tbqh

started wearing sunglasses around campus and I've noticed that I get a quick side eye when I pass people

makes me feel confident

>>73189639
fag

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>>73189626
Why did you post about it then dumbo

>>73189598
>implying that is even up to them right now
Obama even said that """fixing/whatever""" gerrymandering is one of his concerns right now

>>73189639
Post a stock image of sunglasses

gerrymandering is such a cool sounding word

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>>73189649

>>73189622
>being a literal retard

>>73189627
probablee
https://youtu.be/eY52Zsg-KVI

>>73189682
Fuck off
>>73189690
Fuck off

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>>73189666
just some knock-off wayfarers. They're black tint but I'm always paranoid people can see my eyes some how and I just want to people watch without being judged

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>>73189678
mhmm

>>73189690
fuck off randy
>>73189707
fuck off todd

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The mods on /mu/ deleted my shitpost thread

Not everyone can be todd howard. Very hard job.

>>73189690
fuck off randy
>>73189707
fuck off todd

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>>73189737
what was it?

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>>73189737
>tfw got a global ban for racebaiting on /fit/

>>73189755
stop posting coal burners

>>73189737
shitposting is symptomatic of an empty life. Why not do something productive or fun? If you're incapable of these things there's something wrong with your life.

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STOP MAKING FUN OF TODD HOWARD

HE DID HIS BEST OK

FALLOUT 4 WAS AN OK GAME! IT JUST WORKS OK

just rembered I did something really embarrassing earlier today

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My gf is successful

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>>73189755

@73189796
everyday*

>>73189796
what did you do?

my gf is non existent

>>73189797
umm... that's MY gf btw

>>73189809
Fake news

>>73189826
no u

>>73189812
misspelled "remembered"

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>>73189816

whomst'of ever invented kids clearly m ade a mistake

Fuck Drumpf

*posts in /cum/ while completely nakey*

hehe

>>73189853
put on some socks you delinquent
there are baby Canadians ITT

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beast coast>waste coast

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>beast coast

>>73189873
Oh my goodness that looks comfy

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>>73189909
i love north eastern rowhouses

The west coast? More like low test coast

How many miles of dick has Swift taken?

Around at what hour DHL stops delivering?

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>>73189932
A lot cuz I banged her for the purposes of making qt kids

do you know a female virgin?

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>>73189932

>>73189966
no

>>73189971
why do rich people dress like shit

>>73189966
my mom

>>73189993
FASHION BRAH

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>>73190008
Taylor has good fashion sense

>>73189966
me

>>73189932
How doth the famous whore make her followers bigger
and pour the waters of her nile on every kenyan nigger
how cheerfully she seems to grin and neatly spread her hips
and welcomes little cummies in with a gently moisten'd lips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OXxISQaJko

haha word, f*ck mexicans and taylor sw*ft

>>73190025
her butt looks square lol

>>73189966
I'd be surprised if she was a virgin but I wouldn't if she wasn't either

I've never flossed my teeth and I have zero cavities

I hate the Taylorfag

>>73190060
The only good that that happened from flossing as a kid is that is straightened my teeth a bit

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>>73188167
Hello from Laval Québec!

>>73190083
There's like 4 of them

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Just ordered one these, buds.

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>>73189966
the gf

>>73188167
those financial buildings are nice
>>73190092
are you near the orange line?

Something you like?

more like

fucking idiot

>>73189966
my sister

>>73190129
Yeah really close.

>classes are canceled tomorrow due to severe weather
didnt even know a storm was coming, gonna drink tonight then

>>73190129
BTW don't come and spy on me.
>>73190060
It depends of your saliva and diet. If you never ever eat sweets and soda, you're fine.

Some saliva and bacterial flora are superior to protect against cavities.

*cucks you*

>>73189205

Low energy and low sex drive are good indicators.

If you've lost muscle mass as well.

Be aware the testosterone supplements can fuck you up.

Try eating dark green vegetables like broccoli, get plenty of exercise and sleep well.

>>73190182
I'm in the market for a bull desu.

>>73190174
informative Canadian poster strikes again
let the memes consume you already

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>>73190149

>>73188167
there’s something mildly different between american and european cars. American seem wider and more oblique, but I dunno if that’s actually true.

The idiots from high school get jobs in sales, customer relations, and account managers--spend billions every year just trying to justify their meaningless roles.

>>73190174
i can count the amount of times ive been to laval on one hand and i dont intend to return desu

>>73190210
americans tend to be wider, yeah

>toilet just won't unclog no matter how much I try with the plunger
wat do?

>>73190216
hwut

this song but about killing federals instead of brits

https://youtu.be/nHY14OVk7r0

>>73190229
is it because of large poop or too much toilet paper?

>>73190210
besides the trucks, i think most of those brands are japanese

Christ I can't even tell if I'm depressed or not I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me anymore

>>73190250
a literal giant brick of a turd

I'm frankly not sure how it even came out

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>>73190202
I can feel some negative ebergy coming from your post.

Are you depressed? You should see a doctor and start getting better eating habits!

It's all in your guts and bacterias my friendo!

But seeing that you are american, you'll have to prostitute yourself for healthcare and consider pizza as a fruit, so not much I can do for you.

>>73190263
get a clothes hanger that you can just throw away(or anything really) and cut the poop in half

>>73190210
>American seem wider

>>73190229
are you sure you're getting an airtight seal with the plunger? try pouring boiling hot water down the toilet. if that doesn't work, you're going to have to buy some sort of twine or snake like thing to try to poke the toilet open.

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>>73190220
Laval is the Saint-Lawrence crown jewel buddy.
The cherry on top of the Montréal sundae.

>>73190272
No, I just radiate negative energy naturally
Most leafs tend to be blatant shitposters, I appreciate your informative posts
Now give me a hug

>>73190263
throw a grenade down there

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>>73190257
main symptom of depression is lack of motivation. If you can't bring yourself to do things that are difficult but benefit you in the future, like studying, work, and being on top of chores, you're probably depressed. General feelings of suicide, hopelessness, and apathy.

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>>73190289
Sure bud!

>>73190282
>>73190226
you leafs do realize he was commenting on a picture of canada right?

>>73190306
I WANT TO JUMP IN THERE WITH THEM AND FALL ASLEEP

some dumbass bumass crashed his fucking car right outside and started swearing very loudly like a fucking mook

>>73190288
more like a turd, westmount and outremont are the crown jewels desu

and Longueuil is more of a model suburb, lying just across the river, 10 minutes from downtown montreal by train and 20 minutes by bus. also there is more densification around the metro station on the south shore plus the university campus.

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>>73190312
>>73190306
Post fat cuties

>>73190210
yeah it's true for some models. I think the ford focus is one of them (as far as width is concerned). Obliqueness could have to do with crash ratings since american roads tend to be faster (on average) than european ones

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>>73190306
and now it's time for the kiss!

EYO

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>>73190330

>>73190353
baconfest

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>>73190381

>>73190353
the topless fatty in the middle is actually kinda sexy

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>>73190353
imagine how that water tastes

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>>73190402
have a fap and then come back and reassess that opinion

>>73190352
i hope you fucking drown in all dat rainwater then im coming over for vacation and im gonna fuck ur girls nigga

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>>73190404
>water

oh ho ho no anon

it stopped being that soon after the last hambeast started stewing

thats rich thick pork broth

>>73190404
Hotdogs

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>brush
>floss
>scrape tongue
>use mouth wash
>do it twice a day
>mouth still stinks by afternoon

There's just no point.

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>nigga

>>73190473
how can you tell if it stinks?

>>73190481
>>73190481
>>73190481

>>73190448
nah it just filters into the aquifers. After it rains the water is gone in like an hour and everything's humid (like your mom)

Think one of my fillings just came out while flossing buds

I don't want to go to the dentist tho

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>>73190404
i feel like its reached a cheese fondue consistency at this point

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What should I know about Jewish girls?

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>>73190427