>mom and dad are going on vacay WITHOUT me >have to wake

>>73186797
>not using this as leverage the next time you need something from them

>>73186797
You have the house for yourself, hire some prostitutes

>>73186872
Or plan some terrorist attack

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>>73186872
my brother is throwing a party
I'll be locked up in my room

>>73186872
>>73186909
use it as a rape dungeon

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>>73186797
>Dad keeps going on vacations with his new wife
>Never once even mentions asking me to go with them

>>73186797
This >>73186872, except the prostitutes. It's nice to have the place to yourself.

>>73186925
Crash his party.

>>73186797
let them fuck in peace, aspie neet

>>73186797
>>73187540
They are going on vacations to get away from you to have loud violent sex. That's why they don't invite you.

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>>73186797
beat them up

Why do your parents still live at your place? I would demand rent or kick them out.

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how old is everyone here?

>>73186797
you sucked your moms tits for years, the least you can do is give her a ride.

>>73188074
>for years
uhm

>>73188074
>years
>literally two months
what

>>73188005
Quite possibly this.

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Fuck family mooching you airport rides. Gas and tolls aren't free you cheap fucks, you paid $7500 for vacations abroad but are too cheap to pay for a $22 Uber ride.

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>>73188086
>>73188105
>not suckin on that tit till you're 9
How does it feel to not be loved?

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>>73188105
>>73188086
I'm not talking about breastfeeding.