Why don't Americans use bidets/water after shitting? is

>>73178986
I just have my gf lick my ass clean after a nice hearty shit

>>73178986
we shower every day unlike a lot of countries so theres really no need unless you are going to give someone a sniff that day

>>73178986
I like the cheap bidets you put under your toilet seat.
Shit's tight.

>>73179072
that's fucking disgusting

The lube I use cleans away the shit from my ass.

>>73178986
i never got this Wojak. wtf is he supposed to be doing with that pose?
WTF DOES IT MEAN??? SO FUCKING ANNOYING PIECE OF WOJAK SHIT!!

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>>73178986
Because we're Easterless savages if you want a non-meme answer.

/thread

>>73184230
He's a wise wizard Wojak.

>>73184395
OK
thanks! still don't quite get it, but i guess it is an answer nonetheless

>>73178986
It's an anglo thing I think, we don't have them here either

>>73178986
>He doesn't shit before his morning shower
Soap and water is a lot cleaner than just water.

I usually shower at least twice daily and eat lots of fiber so I get a fairly clean pinch when I'm shitting.

>>73178986
Why do you care so much about American asses? Seems kinda gay

Wtf is a bidet
Here in NZ, people only use toilet paper

>>73178986
>muslims wipe their asses with bare hands and call others customs unhygienics

>>73187018
You're talking about indians
Muslims are actually clean

>>73187018
we use a lota

>Be 7
>Find streaks on my undies one day
>Feel like I smell forever
>Use wipees ever since