Son dating an Hungarian girl

>>73137117
They crave food.

>>73137117
Don't be niggers. That's all you need to know.

Do nothing special. Your son obviously didnt put much effort into finding his wife why should you

>>73137117
Ask her to bring some pálinka.

>>73137164
Most people do, yes

>>73137188
We aren't.

>>73137117

In Hungary it's custom to kiss family on the lips. Don't hesitate to give her a big fat Hungarian pusz pusz kiss to make her feel welcome.

>>73137238
>Most people do, yes
BECAUSE THEY ARE HUNGRY

Damn op how old are you?
My son was born 2 years ago

>>73137205
He's been dating her for 9 months and known her 2 years.

>>73137217
She is only 19 and in the US - but that is a good idea; we will order some

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>>73137266
remove yourself from this board please

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They have a border wall too

>>73137293
42

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>>73137117
Well, I can see that you've already read up on European traditions and customs if you know about Easter, so I'm sure you'll be a fine host, OP.

>>73137117
Throat singing.

>>73137409
That's actually a bit more sophisticated humor than I expected. Bravo.

>>73137333
>She is only 19
And? 18 is the legal age to buy booze in Hungary.

>>73137240
Lol, no. Kisses on the cheek is the custom.

>>73137117
The sovietic flag would be a nice touch

>>73137518
>She is only 19 and in the US
>and in the US
>in the US
You only had to read 4 more words

>Hungarian


Bottom of the barrel

>>73137333
She must be very hot for him to marry at 20 and holy fuck im 20 myself cant imagine fucking marrying hoe i date for 9 months

Isn't that just pretend Austria?

>>73137685
As opposed to a chav?

>>73137117
>>73137240
listen to this guy it's true
also slap her ass

>>73137637
Are you not aloud to just carry alcohol in the USA if you are under 21, genuine question?

>>73137751
Both families are very Catholic

>>73137117
Hungarian qts mostly like to listen to Ákos

Buy a disc of him or two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rQm8HOQnto

>>73137945
Airport security could be a problem. And having it in a vehicle with you when underage is a crime.
Yes, really

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PAPRIKA IN THE ANUS

>>73137987
FACT: only women and homosexuals listen to Ákos

>>73137951
so is mine lol who marries at 20

>>73137117
>My son (20 years old)

Highly doubt

>>73138113
that's the joke, don't spoil the joke

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>>73137117
>a barely mobile pile of lard got a magyar gf
>I didn't
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73138147
I did.

>>73138158
feel free

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PAPRIKA IN THE NOSE

>>73137117
Be sure to strew a shitload of paprika over every dish you offer her.

cola with paprika, cake with paprika, pudding with paprika, you get the idea

Make the paprikas krumpli

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>>73138192
here she is

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GOULASH IN THE BUTTHOLE

>>73138225
are you sure you're not mormon instead of catholic?
how many more kids you've got?

>>73138328
six

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PAPRIKA IN MY EYES

>>73138238
>>73138109
what meme is this.

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>>73138109
>>73138113
>>73138238
>>73138378

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>>73137205

>>73138311
that's a tuna bro

>>73138377
nigga you Abraham
you're father of crowds

>>73137117
>>73137217
Also some winter salami. Shit is dope.

>>73137117
One good idea, so worth it
Thanks all - I am leaving work, now

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TOKAY IN MY BRAIN

>>73137117
I bet your wife takes nigger cock behind your back dumb
shit you'll die the soon anyways

>>73138392
WHAT MEME IS THIS

>>73138192
shame on you, what are you waiting for?

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>>73137685
as opposed to the english qts rigth?

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PAPRIKA IN THE BELLYBUTTON

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Put the MAD back in MADžarska by doing a ring dance with the whole family, OP!

>>73138609
WHAT MEME IS THIS?!

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>>73138656
MY MEME

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>>73138622
kek'd
well memed my dear neighbor

American ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Hungarian''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' girl lmao prolly some CHIcana DÓRI RODRIGUEZ DE LA HACIENDA whose great great great grandma was 1/128 hungarian WE WUZ HORSES ARROWS MONARCHY N SHIET

>>73138760
pic saved!

>>73138727
WHAT MEME IT IS?!

>>73137117
It is better to ask in their general thread /kurva annyatok/. Be nice and greet them properly:

utállak mindnyájatokat, ti unalmas, faszszopó, felszínes niggerek.

>>73138392
I wonder how many of those memes are out there.

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>>73137117
Talk about Trianon

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>>73138872
here's another one cos you made me laugh

>>73138941
whoa nigga we just met, you dont have to be so direct just now, lets know each other first shall we?

>>73137945
Cops mostly will just confiscate it, make you dump it out or if your being an asshole ticket you.

>>73137117
no offense but magyar has to be the ugliest language in europe

>>73139098
it is the ugliest because it is weird and overly unnecessarily complicated and so over engineered it is not even google translatable. just like if you switch from java to lisp or haskell or something,

>>73139233
Its only ugly because of the accent, English in Hun accent sounds bad, Slovak in Hun accent is sin, Hun in Hun accent is Mordor

>>73138984
kek

>>73138550
brb registering on interpals

>>73139098
It's not too bad. Maybe a viewing of The Fifth Seal, an artfag movie about a group of urbane gentlemen from the 40s just chatting at a table, will change your mind. A Hunposter used to be very passionate about it, so I gave it a look, and it really is a pleasant watch.

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>>73138527
>>73138972

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its time to end you all. this gone too far

>>73139233
>it is the ugliest because it is weird and overly unnecessarily complicated
yeah, didnt really mean ugly per se, but more like weird, dont want to offend anyone
we're neighbors and i swear i couldnt understand a single word, it's like alien speak
>>73139334
ill give it a try thanks!

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>>73139389

OP, this is an young and impressionable EE girl going to big America. You don't have to do anything special. She will already be blown away by mundane shit yoh take for granted.

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Tisztelt hölgyeim és uraim,
Viktor vagyok, és mindannyiójukat utálom. Önök túlsúlyos, értelmileg fogyatékos, élet nélküli emberek, akik egész nap bumfordi képeket nézegetnek. Önök Magyarország szégyenei. Őszintén, látott már valamelyikőjük valaha is női nemi szervet? Gondolom szórakoztató lehet másokat kigúnyolni a saját szeleburdiságuk miatt, de önök ezt az egészet új szinten művelik. Ez rosszabb, mint lájkolni az MSZP-t a facebookon.
Ne fogják vissza magukat. Jöjjenek csak nekem. Gyakorlatilag tökéletes vagyok. Én vagyok az FC Felcsút elnöke, és az ország miniszterelnöke. Önök milyen sportokat űznek azon kívül, hogy meztelen, rajzolt japán emberekre tornáztatják a fütyijüket? Jól keresek, és van egy csinos feleségem is (éppen most szeretkeztünk, ANNYIRA peták volt). Önök mind melegek, akiknek meg kéne ölniük magukat. Köszönöm a figyelmet.

>>73137117
>having a son
damn man, what are you doing on 4chan?

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>>73139323
good lad

>>73138984
We deserved it desu