This American tourist is lost in a city in your country and asks

>>73133430

Give him directions.

I help him because Americans are people too

FOY

get shot

>>73133430
Probably something like "Retourne dans ton pays de merde enculé"

>>73133468

good friend

>>73133588

very rude

>>73133430
I was passing through the gates of the Acropolis once when this fat American put his fat hand on one of the ancient pillars to pose for a picture when there was a sign right next to him that clearly said not to touch the pillars.
Americans, not even once.

>>73133430
Give him directions. Offer him free weed.

Help him and then tank him for being a legend

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depends on how polite he asks and what overall vibe I get from him. if I get even a hint of negativity, I will bash his skull in. jk, I will just ignore him or smile smugly at him and keep walking.

Invite him to have a beer with me in a local pub. Every American I've met has been a bro

>>73133677
This happened to me in Mexico

>>73133430
rob him

>>73133430
say FOY in my head then help him

>>73133430
Lead him to the nearest slum

>>73133919
So you'd just walk away?

>>73134061
after rob him, yes

>>73133778
did you accept the weed?

>>73134565
yes then i walked back to my hotel