I'm french and vegan because it's more healthy and

>I'm french and vegan
how many cocks do you take up your ass

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>>73131537
Let me guess

You're Parisian, rite :)))

>>73131580
I'm a modern hetero.
>>73131621
Yes, I'm parisian

>>73131537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa7Ob19d5SE

>Dr Ellsworth Wareham
>102 yo
>Vegan since 50 years
>Was a cardio surgeon until 95 yo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellsworth_Wareham

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>>73131537
>I'm french and vegan because it's more healthy and humans should be vegans.
idiot didn't listen about amino acids, you can say goodbye to your health, teeth and physical power

Aren't plants living beings that require soil for sustenance?

Why are you uprooting, killing and eating them you deranged barbarian?

Nice, OP

>>73131580
>t. eats microwave dinners
>>73131916
>from the country with a serious cardiovascular disease problem and a life expectancy of about 27
Oh please, tell us more
>>73131930
I hope you're being facetious

>>73131930
Because plants dont have huge cute eyes anon :)

(((Also they cannot scream)))

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>>73132076
good luck vegans

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>>73131916
What is peanut butter ?

>>73131537
Au pire, osef.

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I think the diet of vegan is very unhealthy. Animal meat is necessary for healthy life.

>>73131649
you make parisians look bad
because of this everyone hates us
in fact when they leave paris i know a lot of people who just pretend that they aren't parisian

Vegans are scum and should be exterminated.
Explain how your diet makes you automagically morally superior?
GTFO

>>73131916
>Russian giving diet and lifestyle advice

Vodka and sour cream is no way to live, son.

>>73134410
this

>french and vegan

Is that even possible ?

>>73134634
In Paris, yes. Elsewhere no.

t. went there with vegan gf

>>73134681
I guess she did not swallow, did she?

>>73134307
This, I am withdrawing my asylum application for Paris, La moutarde me monte au nez

>>73134750
Not as lovingly as your mum, no.

>>73134838
>tfw no sudanbro to help us cure this anon from being vegan

>>73134847
lol

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>I'm vegan

I'm primarily plant based but don't eat root crops for the most part which kills the plant (I'll cook fennel bulb highly macerated because I can't eat onion/shallot/garlic/alliums or cut off chunks of ginger to juice and use)

Fruits, rice/corn/oats, vegetables, nuts, pulses but also beef, fish sauce, shrimp paste, eggs for added flavor

Tbh not eating large amounts of red meat or alliums or dairy keeps you from smelling.

>>73134920
You cannot force a carnivore lifestyle on any patient, in this PC-riddled world, with the exception of Italy's recent ruling, you will lose your license

I say we grind meat fine and trick him into eathing 'tofu'

>>73134998
>Tbh not eating large amounts of red meat or alliums or dairy keeps you from smelling.
Unless you remove the top bun and rub your armpits and crotch with the burger this rarely happens

I hate everyone who holds any sort of belief (religious, dietary, political), because belief is the enemy of pleasure and people possessing strong convictions often seek to regulate how people enjoy themselves.

>>73135066
I am a hedonist

Checkmate non-believers

>>73135005
What kind of meats do you eat over there, by the way?

>>73135138
Beef, chicken and fish, sometimes pussy

>>73135180
>sometimes pussy
Does it have to be halal?

Do İ qualify as a vegeterian if İ consume souls?

>>73135293
I was going to respond with something funny, but I realized oral sex between married couples was considered 'najas' (impure/filthy) and is quite a contentious issue, I am out of my depth here

>>73135326
no, you qualify as a retard.

>>73135394
We should bring you guys some freedom. We need Sudanese porn in this world!

>>73135446
Being mentally challenged has no effect on diet, my jungle friend.
Sole exception is your mum, she's so retarded she puts cocks in her mouth with a fork.

>>73135484
Why would anyone watch Sudanese porn, just imagine Skin Diamond getting railed in decrepit fourth-world locales for not having bus fare

>>73131537
Good for you I guess.
But what the fuck do you eat?

>>73135394
>can rape little boys and goats
>but cant succ pussy
Religion of filth

>>73135591
We don't know the divine punishment for bestiality, or at least I don't

I don't think anyone was crazy enough to try that during the Prophet's time

>>73135055
Habibi, I am not joking meat eaters do smell. Just like when my family visits our relatives in Japan they comment that they smell like milk and most do.

>>73135538
>jungle friend.
hmm no, no jungle here, you should educate yourself before going out to consume souls

>>73135728
Thank you [insert-identifier]-kun, you've been extra nice today

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>tfw eat large amounts of meat of all kinds
>hardly sweat and never smell even when I do

>>73135739
Coastal country with subtropical climate and no jungles? How does that work?

>>73135539
Don't underestimate human perversion

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>>73135816
I don't know. Pic related. whole uy looks like that. plain empty green fields. Max height is 500m.
This is not a meme

>>73136070
>Max height is 500m.
Oh, that's why.
Would change with you desu. It's mountains everywhere you look in this fuckplace.

>>73131537
how do you live without milk and eggs?
I can't imagine not having those

>>73135591
>I like to succ pussy
top cuck

>>73136430
you should work on your reading comprehension skills, m8

>>73136516
you should work on your comprhension skills m8

>>73136576
NO, U

>>73135784
Remember Beta Israeli, we talked a lot on /afri/ or are you a new Sudani?

>>73136610
ME?

U!

>>73135789
No you smell, just your nose is acclimated to it and others eating like you don't notice as well.

>>73136625
What a minute are you Geinrich? Have you normalized? Otherwise thats another guy because I remember rich people talking to me

>>73136677
H-how can you get rid of the smell? I eat meat 24/7 for every fucking meal

>>73136701
No he was obsessed with meeting me in NYC with that wealthy Bagdhadi Jewish boy. I'm different

>>73135789
You smell like indian curry Im sure

>>73136737
It comes from your pores, it doesn't go away.

It's like eating asparugus and peeing or sweating afterwards.

>>73136749
This sounds like the beginning of the male version of 2 Broke Girls

Either way, good luck in life Israeli-kun

You know doctors from all over the world are starting to speak up to this brain cancer that is veganism right? I mean, idgaf, be a fashionable cunt and eat flower petals and other non-nutritional shit for all I care, but pls don't force your bullshit on anyone else, especially children.

/blog reply

>>73136737
How tall are you ? Height and weight

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>>73131537
this

>>73135005
Never tried tofu before until this weekend. Vegan friend of mine served it with teriyaki sauce and veggies it was actually pretty good

>>73136879
1.85
92kg
halp pls my diet is complete shit

>>73136859
Blog reply too

"It is the position of the American Dietetic Association that appropriately planned vegetarian diets, including total vegetarian or vegan diets, are healthful, nutritionally adequate, and may provide health benefits in the prevention and treatment of certain diseases. Well-planned vegetarian diets are appropriate for individuals during all stages of the life cycle, including pregnancy, lactation, infancy, childhood, and adolescence, and for athletes."

From a gov site

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19562864

>>73136938
couch 2 5k

>>73136932
But it seems expensive, like only upper middle class white people only buy it

If we had whole foods here, it would just be 'foods'

>>73136677
>>73136776
Its been commented on numerous times by others and its one of two things I've ever had complimented by girls

>>73136932
Try quorn if it's not too expensive or green jackfruit if possible cooked.

>>73136984
You know even the most iron clad medical studies are subject to bias, and potential financial influence?

Tomorrow I could be selling cyanide and I could publish peer-reviewed studies about its amazing new health benefits

>>73136984
I don't have any research to post, but in today newspaper there was an article about the doctors who specialize in pregnant women and infants and they specifically stated that veganism during pregnancy leads to your child growth being stunted, developing anemia, heart failure, nervous system malfunction, brain problems and all of this even before you are born when real hell begins.

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>>73137019
WHAT'S THAT?

>>73137027
They could be smelling undertones of red meat and that turns them on. Who the fuck knows, I think it smells horrid with me but with my ex I loved it.

Your mileage may vary. Tbh I just personally think most people would do better with less meat.

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>>73136859
Thank you, Homo Ignoramus, you are hired.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6180753.stm

>>73136984
>and may provide health benefits
Over what? A fucked up "normal" diet?
They should compare their "appropriately planned vegetarian diets" with appropriately planned normal diets, or be clear about it. This is just vague bullshit.

>>73131537
Hoomans are carnivorous predators in the animal kingdom, proteins from meat cause intelligence.

>>73137059
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

>>73137360
It probably means putting in 1000x times more thought into what you gobble up to make up for all the nutrients that you're not getting from "normie" food. Plus dietary supplements. Calcium and iodine come to mind for example.

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>>73137427
>Cain detected

>>73131580
> humans should be vegan

Out canine teeth say otherwise.

>>73131537
I eat like 200-300g meat/ weak.
I love meat, but not garbage tier meat like Döner meat or Wiener meat

>>73137619
Predators have eyes up front (humans, cats, dogs). Plant-eating species have eyes on the sides of their head (cows, elephants etc)

>>73137444
This>>73137619

Can you under controlled circumstances, guarantee that a vegan diet will provide the necessary protein nutrition, and essential amino acids, that one needs for growth and maintenance?

I wouldn't take that bet

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>>73137666
WHAT

AM

I

??

>>73137682
A well-controlled non-vegan diet is probably always better than a well-controlled vegan diet. Seems pretty obvious tbqh.

Some people will argue with >muh morality but that's another debate

>>73133766
that looks horrific, japan

>>73136984
>healthful
I vomited a little on the inside

There's no such thing as a truly vegetarian animal; even a cow will ingest large amounts of bugs while grazing.

>>73131537
No it's not I was a vegetarian from the age 12 to 24 (year and a half ago) and my doctor advices to take a hair mineral analysis to see which minerals I was lacking which I did and resulted in a heavy mineral deficiency.

>>73138125
What did he prescribe? Heavy metal?

>>73137961
Agreed

>>73138120
Yeah but its a ruminant with 4 gastric chambers, it has plenty of time to sort things out, and its passages are so flimsy the fly might survive ingestion

>>73138188
There are plenty of trace minerals but the most prominent ones that caused the lightening, weakness, fibrillation and curviness of his hairs are selenium, zinc and copper

>>73137023
Well it's not that expensive here because we have a lot of vegans. You can make your own with garbanzo flour
>>73137057
will look it up, thanks
>>73137139
http://www.c25k.com/
It really works. I lost 10 kilos in 4 months with it + eating proper of course.

>>73138188
No actually I'm getting rid off those. Eating meats

>>73138509
I'll look into it along with the other cheap gluten-free options

>I lost 10 kilos
Stop showing off, I had 3L of Soda today, literally 6 small bottles, can't resist malt beverages and Mountain Dew

>>73138509
>running
I want to kill myself now, I run like a tard, oh well thank you Chilebro I'll try.

>>73138603
Sale gros

>>73131851
My great grandmother was 103yo and died from old age and smoked and drank every day.

Wouldn't you prefer being a bit less healthy, living a shorter life but without caring about all those shenanigans, enjoying your time on earth?

>>73138603
I was going to say that you seem like a healthy guy who's well aware of diets and then you say you drank 3 liters of soda......

So did you go gluten free?

>>73138758
Actually eating meats probably makes you healthier. Vegetarian diets are filled with carbohydrates.

>I had 3L of Soda today
Stop. Drink delicious water.
>>73138675
I never ran IN MY LIFE before starting the c25k. Couldn't even sustain 5 minutes. Now I run 5k every other day. If I could do it, everyone can.

>>73138698
Is that like 'salutations' in Romance languages or is it actually 'Dirty Wholesale'? Am I 'Dirty Wholesale'

>>73138814
>>73138866
Oh no, I do unhealthy things and take health risks because I am a doctor and I know all the consequences and medical bullshit they need to feed patients, and how to get myself out of a pickle if I need to

I went gluten free, for an aeon of 2 days, and then I realized that the consistency in bread was too good to give up, now I just abuse my body with the expectation that stem cell therapy will mature enough by the time I have a coronary or stroke

>>73136932
Tofu and soy are detrimental for you. Filled with estrogens and phytic acids.

>>73138952
Here we go, the xenoestrogen debate begins, lets include soy milk

>>73138950
Yes gluten consistency is hard to match. Here in the states we have more alternatives but nothing like it. I went almost a year without gluten and had pizza in Argentina, I noticed the effects better and have kept GF since I came back. You should avoid harming yourself regardless m8

>>73138950
Gros = big/fat
Sale = dirty
Literally dirty fat in english
Dirty fat guy if you préfér, my friend

>>73138952
Didn't see soy for some reason

>Phytate/Phytic acid
Worst case scenario in real world? Forms complexes with heavy metals like Fe and Ca and you get mild iron-deficiency anemia or osteomalacia/porosis

>Estrogen
I'll leave this to broscience, too much has already been said

>>73139158
I'll give it a whorl, more committed attempts made me feel positive, something about its possible inflammatory signals in the brain and ADHD and other non-confirmed sciency stuff, it's absence gives you clarity and peace

>>73139166
Okay, I probably deserve it, then again 'Sale Gros' might be a legendary French pornstar, amirite?

>>73131649
>I'm parisian

I G N O R E D

>>73139290
It does the times I ate it I felt
1)bloated
2)brain fog
And yes absolutely phytic acids inhibit mineral absorption.
Take care of yourself you seem like a nice lad

>>73139827
Thank you bro

>>73131537
depressing

personally i just ate pasta 5minutes ago, which has egg inside therefore not-vegan
i couldn't live without my pasta
for some people staple food is potato, if you are a chink it is rice, if you are a nigger it is semolina
well for me it is pasta

i didn't have much in the fridge, not enough to do a proper recipe so i just added olive oil, parmesan, pesto and some smoked ham

it was delicious, i would rather die 10 years earlier than stop it, ever
i don't care if it makes me sweat
that is why i am not vegan

thank you for reading my blog

>>73139915
>I-I am not an angry Italian what made you think that!?

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>not being a follower of Kane

>>73140001
>t. Juan Rossi