Are you guys doing your part for the upcoming WWIII? >Brit

Aren't Brits going in their own direction now?

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>>73121417
watching all of you murder each other from the safety of my home.

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>car with russian plates
>i scratch the paint with my keys

I'm going to move to Spain

>>73121467
*murders you*
*inserts a joint into your anus*
>sorry druggie, nothing personal

I wish I lived in Spain desu

>>73121595
sorry, no eurospics allowed here until the war is over

>>73121539
t. el friegaplatos

No, I will do what I can to stop it

>>73121636
who wants to visit your country besides pedophiles, ricespic?

have a Spanish gf, gonna make her lick my sweaty English bumhole tonight, I love rimming

>>73121464
kek

>>73121637
>dishwasher
I'm a pure blooded Anglo. I want to immerse myself in your language and ways so I can be of service to my country in the upcoming war.

>>73121417
>>Brit tourist ask for directions
>>Told him I didn't know
>>I actually did know
not sending him in the wrong direction...fail

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>some Swedish lady who is accompanied by a nigress asks directions for a cinema
>we are right at the door of the cinema
>tell them to go around the building
>mfw I sent them to this shitty Russian shopping center that's full of angry gypsies and overpriced blingblings
>mfw it wasn't even intentional, I just forgot where the fuck we are

>>73121773
too cruel we're civilized here

>>73121744
>I'm a pure blooded Anglo

You shouldn't admit to be a genetic abomination, lad. Now if you were a norman.

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>>73121417
>be louisianian who escaped hurricane katrina
>get cucked by fellow southerners in the playground
>tfw they mocked me and called me a "redcoat" when I proclaimed sympathies for britain
>had an excuse to immediately ostracize me
>never felt the same
Fucking Georgians, they're just like Australians except American style

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>be Québécois
>anglo asks me for directions
>pretend not to speak English
>say something like "I... euh... euh... de... de boulevard it end dere, so you... ow you say, you ave to tourner à drette là-bas"
>of course, he doesn't understand what I'm saying
>in reality, I'm actually a native anglophone
>mfw

>>73121678
>ricespic
DELETE

>British tourists wants to buy some weed and asks where the nearest coffeeshop is
>send him into a random direction
>there are coffeeshops in all directions
Fucking Amsterdam. How do I send them into the wrong direction?

>>73122390
tell them it's at the better of the canal

Alternatively, give them a bottle of alcohol-free beer and tell them it's "weed beer with 10% ABV" or something like that.

>>73122390
tell them all the best coffeeshops are north of the river

>>73121417
I don't know what you're talking about.

wtf....

>>73122436
>tell them it's at the better of the canal
fuck's sake

bottom* of the canal

>>73121464
underrated

>>73121503
nigger tier behavior

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>>73122514
>car with russian plates
>i kick the side mirror off

>>73121678
you guys were one of the first ones to visit here so you kinda shot your own foot there bud

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>>73121417
>Tourist with thick English accent asks for directions in acceptable German
>seems pretty proud of it in front of his wife
>answer in my broken MMO-English
>Give wrong direction

Fucking Anglos get out of my town.

>>73121417
i do this too but with chileans
i've gotten at least two of them lost on purpose

>>73122583
>>73122514

>>73122015
that sounds cute tbqh

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>see finn on a bus
>talk to him

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>polish backpackers ask for directions
>i show them how to get there
>in the end i went with them myself to make sure they found the right place

>>73121417
I am doing my part for the upcoming politionele actie.
>indonesian tourist asks for direction
>send him in the opposite direction
fucking bersiap niggers

>>73121417
I'm still reluctant if we're gonna be allies with the commies on the north and the chinks by the bay so I ain't contributing anything yet.

straya cunts seems chill but they might put it in our butt so I don't know senpai. help me out here

>>73122735
what the fuck, that sounds a bit over the top

>>73122735
FUCKING ANIMAL!

>>73122847
I'd rather be neutral desu

>>73122735
DELET YOURSELF

>>73122735
omglol you monster

>>73123102
considering that our lands are good strategic bases if you were to attack SEA and neighboring countries, highly doubt none of these big assholes are gonna use us.

>>73121417

call Jorges psychiatrist that hes on the internet again

>>73122735
Just the thought makes my skin crawl...

>>73122735
I think that's forbidden by the Geneva cinvention.

See you at the Hague you war criminal.