>hear mom talking about me on the phone >she says, "he

>>73113640
>virgin walk
I don't understand this meme.

your mother is gutter trash

>>73113640
Thats funny.

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>>73113664

this is the virgin walk

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>the virgin sneeze

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>>73113793
w-what?

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>>73113793
>the virgin wank

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>the vigrin post

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the virgin walk

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>>73114008

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>he does the virgin blink

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>>73114043
>It's actually a thing

>he does the virgin breathe

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>the virgin handshake

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>he breathes like a virgin

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>tfw virgin gaze

the virgin greentexting

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>the virgin nails

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>the virgin smile

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>he has the virgin smell

>he swears like a virgin

>>73114008
>this already exists

i love you anons

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>he does the the virgin post meme

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>he has the virgin laugh

>>73114317
I've had it saved for weeks m8.
The memes flow.

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>he eats like a virgin

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>>73114020
I-is it possible to lose one's virginity and then regain it?

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>>73114339
>he wages the virgin war

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>he rapes like a virgin

>>73115102
Yes, according to world leading scientists Virginicus is a parasite that you get infected with when you are born (excluding Tibetan monks). It will slowly start spreading around your body and only cure is to insert your penis into a vagina which gives you antibiotics to fight the infection. Sadly this is not enough because the infection rapidly mutates, so you need to get antibiotics every 1-4 years. Common symptoms of Virginicus are: self loathing, depression, self hate, harming yourself, accepting your end and at the final stages of the infection the parasite forces the host to terminate itself.

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>>73115370
Thank you. Now I know. But I seem to lack this bagina cure. I can't get any. Not even in the black market (see what I did there?).

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>the virgin writing style
so easy to spot lmao

>he comes from virginia

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>>73115472

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>>73115660
Could smelling used panties cause a placebo effect perhaps?

>he has the virgin zodiac sign

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>>73115731
Perhaps. Most of the knowledge sadly got destroyed in the underground civil war of Europe.

>>73115750
Is libra a virgin zodiac sign....

>he pees like a virgin

>>73113640
>he fucks like a virgin

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>tfw hear mom talking about me
>well he's a nerdy shut-in but at least he fucked a girl at some point, probably
mom comes into your room and congratulates you on your sexual prowess and then there's a lenghty discussion on how clitoris works and how you may stimulate it

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Do you know what virgin males need?
Rapings

>>73114317
What is it?

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>>73118204
>somebody has written 635 versions of different earth timelines all containing erotic content

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>the virgin depression

>>73113640
Of course she knows. A boy's best friend is his mother.

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>he has the virgin vocabulary

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>the virgin union