How do I marry a pure QT religious virgin Muslim waifu? How many

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>>73108494
6,000,000 desu

Join us brother

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>>73108494
Go for a Chechen. They're much less religious than most muslims (they drink and fuck all the time), white and they're alpha as fuck.

I heard they're the only muzzies (along with bosniaks) that you can make cracks at muhammad or islam and not get beheaded.

>believing in the pure unicorn myth(the girl in your picture has fucking make-up while hijabi probably a huge anal cockslut hypocrit)
>voluntary accepting the false trad beta provider role instead of spinning plates
>feeling like 'you' have to prove yourself to the girl
>submitting to a foreign religion

Most pathetic post I've seen all week

>>73108549
You just gave OP the opposite of what he wanted.

>>73108549
Chechens have the exact opposite reputation

They're known for religious extremism

>>73108549
did you even read the post?
>>73108494
you need mummy to find you one, that's the best way to weed out non-pure non-cute ones, the chances of you meeting a good one organically is slim

>>73108494
They exist. Try Indonesia or Malaysia. Lots of modest Muslim girls there and they love white dudes

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>>73108566
>he thinks everyone's life is just like his

>>73108675
>>73108639

They don't exist. When will you fucking virgins realize that each woman will become a slut for a man she considers attractive enough?

>>73108494
Travel to Egypt or something

>>73108783
You seem to underestimate how autistic we are in regards to purity.

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>>73108783
Sounds like you're speaking from personal experiance

>>73108762
You realize that you are Elliot before his Disney like illusions were shattered by the reality that women are just human beings like men?

You are going to lose your shit like him once you are confronted with reality.

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>>73108783

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>>73108813
I know dozens of pure QTs desu. Don't assume everyone is a cuck like you. Just because you had a few bad experiences with women doesn't mean all women are like that

>>73108618
>They're known for religious extremism
Not really.

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>>73108876
Not sure if you've confused Chechnya with Albania, but Chechnyans are very religious.

>>73108853
>I KNOW DOZENS
Yeah, sure.

All girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that? Yeah, I'm fucking her. The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish? Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her? Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck.

>>73108909
I heard they drink and fuck russian qties all day, so they can't be too bad.

>>73109016
Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

>>73109030
And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WANT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything. And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
I'd say you should become an hero, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner, Amerilard.

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>>73109016
>>73109030
>>73109048

Get with a weirdly aggressive campus feminist muslim woman instead, they're both hotter and more available

>>73109061
>feminist
>muslim
Even most liberal muslim women wouldn't touch dumb 'kaffirs' desu.
>t. know plenty of lebos

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>>73108494
>>73108519
>40 pounds of makeup

>>73109030
>>73109016
Damn, I remember this copypasta from back when I still browsed /b/. I feel old now.