So, I am going to my grandpa's funeral and apparently, he

>>73091156
Have you ever read Usagi Drop? Use that as a template, albeit the age difference is quite a bit less extreme.

Anyway, my aunt married some 19 year old Turk, she's 52, so that's definitely the weirdest.

You are more related than first cousins I think.

>>73091156
R u gonna fug?

>>73091301
wew at germany

>>73091301
KEBABED

>>73091357
"My little aunt can't be this cute" the series.

>>73091301
Business idea: marry rich old German lady

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>>73091301
>Germany
Even though your post is quite possibly bait

>>73091401
>>73091418
>>73092008
Yeah, I get it, fucking roach got into the family, but at least he cooks kebabs good. I'll take a few Turks over some Frogs.

>>73091588
Leave it to the mountain jew to find the money in the equation.

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>>73092371
> Leave it to the mountain jew to find the money in the equation.

Why I am almost certain something of this sort exists in German language as a proverb?

When I think about the relatedness again then probably you're as related to your aunt as I am to my first cousin.

http://apps.nolanlawson.com/relatedness-calculator/index?q=aunt
> For instance, if A is B’s uncle, [...]
>calculate 1/2 x 1/2 x 1/2 or (1/2)^3. [...]
So the relatedness is 1/8

What about first cousins?
>But this is only part of the relatedness between A and B. If they have more than one common ancestor we have to add on the equivalent figure for each ancestor.
>First cousins, for instance, have two common ancestors, and the generation distance via each one is 4. Therefore their relatedness is 2 x (1/2)^4 = 1/8.

>>73092538
The only common ancestor we share is my grandpa.

>>73093161
I thought a bit more about it. Your aunt is your parent's half-sibling. And the relatedness calculator knows siblings, half-siblings, cousins etc.:
http://apps.nolanlawson.com/relatedness-calculator/index?q=parent%27s+half-sibling
>Relatedness coefficient: 12.5%

http://apps.nolanlawson.com/relatedness-calculator/index?q=cousin
>Relatedness coefficient: 12.5%

Who else thinks that incest is hot if the relatedness is not mire than 12.5%?

>>73093282
> Who else thinks that incest is hot if the relatedness is not mire than 12.5%?

So there's this '''''cousin'''' I have

I guess her father is my grandma's brother. I'm not sure whether he's an actual brother or a cousin too. Me and my ''''''cousin''''' are almost the same age though. I want to fuck her, that would be a novelty.

>>73091156
My grandpa is like 70 and he had a daughter with some Guatemalan girl that ran away alone. I'm 25 and my aunt is around 11.

>>73093620
doesnt this bring out some desires in you guys?

like because of it being so unusual and taboo...

>>73093785
Not really, not for the child.
I had crushes on some cousins older than me I almost never see, but of course I'll never try to do shit with members of my family.