How does English sound to Germans? Between American and British,

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are u a submissive thai-boipucci?

>>73073347

weak and kind of gay

male: American
female: British

>>73073347
British accent sounds better but yeah
as >>73073489
English sounds pretty weak and flat.

I always wondered whether Europeans understand American English accents or not. Americans tend to speak unclearly or shorten certain pronunciations randomly.
If I go to Europe, like France,Germany and Belgium for a vacation will they understand my English?

>>73073347
American English sounds like youre shpeaking wif a hot bodado in your mouf

Most of us are taught British English in school, then socialized with American TV shows. Also, most girls get their panties wet for a British accent.

>>73073650
We're accustomed to a much wider range of dialects, your American accent is not that much different from standard English.
Try not to mumble though, speak clear and crisp. Americans tend to mumble.

>>73073650
American accents are usually understood very easily because of how popular Hollywood is

>>73073347
It sounds like an American dick in a British ass.
Both are gay but british is even more gay.

British English disgusts me.

>>73073347
It depends on the accent.
British accent sounds gay but is also a sign of intelligence and good education.
Normal American english sounds just normal and kind of cool.
Redneck accents sound retarded.
Scottish accent sounds funny and a bit more manly than the others.
Australian accent is almost comedy-tier but still good to hear.

It also really depends on your voice.
If you have a beta voice then all accents sound like shit.

>>73074996
Northern English makes me hard.

I wish I talked like Sean Bean.

>>73074921
>>73074257
>>73073861
>>73073592
>>73073489
Ah, Germcucks.

I see you're all just pissed that we ANGLO all your women, because you're all cuck-kings.

>>73075521
My cousin has a british wife.
Thanks Mr.Anglo.

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>>73074257

>>73073650
american accents are more understandable than brittish accents

>>73073489
>German, the leather assless-chaps of languages, calling another language weak and gay

>>73079164

t.

https://youtu.be/rbU65uCUzTs

>>73079334
Pump your brakes, Fritz; that's how Keith Whitley died.

>>73073347
American English sounds a bit uncultural to me. Especially since Trump became president

British English sounds kinda posh, except that u wat mate kind of English. That just sounds kinda retarded.

I was thought British English in school, went on a school exchange and prefere the language over American English.

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>>73080667
>Especially since Trump became president

>>73080871
Even as a supporter of that guy, you have to admit that he isn't exactly Shakespear.

>>73075159
At least somebody appreciates Yorkshire.

Which tier is Chesterfield?

>>73080928
>When one opens their heart to patriotism, they'll find no room for prejudice.
Can't believe you don't see this as the pinnacle of the English language. Sad!

>>73073489
>be German
>ask nicely for a cup of water
>turns out sounding like an angry autist who wants to kill everyone

>>73081116
Never heard that one before

>>73080928
>Even as a supporter of that guy
Never stated I'd support him. On the other hand I'm not judging a whole Commonwealth based upon a leader "they" were choosing.

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>>73073419
Yes.