>You are a conquistador
>You spent two years in a boat full of smelly musky men
>Survive malnutrition, disease and death
>You finally reach a tropical land with plenty of food and resources
>then suddenly find this
what do?
sneeze
run my trusty sword thru her
by sword i mean the toledo kind
Dá ouro.
cum in her choochie
Eat bananas?
>>73068816
>cof cof
>they all die of tuberculosis and chicken plox
My penis shrink instantly because they are ugly as fuck
>>73068816
have sex with her
>>73068816
Violate the Prime Directive.
>>73068816
put my willy inside her
That's a monkey.
>>73068816
>two years
More like 2 months.Two years would be logistically impossible suply wise
>>73068841
underrated
>>73069318
underrated
>>73069318
fuck off /v/ left over
>>73068816
Kill her daddy and husband, she is mine now.
>>73069228