>America throws a nuke on your cunt's capital city 1.

We don't really pay attention to our capital

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Auckland next please

>nuke Brasilia

Happiest day of my life, I swear by God.

i react with indifference

>>73068502
Oh my God, the happiest day of my life.

JUST DO IT

>implying ameridumbs even know what the capital of my country is

>>73071528
Wallawallagoonga

>>73071528
Canberra, we're locked on actually.

Mass confusion.
I'd be quite confused too, super scared, we'd be extremely vulnerable.

You guys would probably nuke Toronto out of ignorance so I'd have to thank you guys for doing us a solid

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>>73068502
No more beta fags, immigrants die, entire country dies by radiation.

Pretty good

>>73068502
Malaysia btfo

nukes aren't really gentlemanlike but I wouldn't object to some good ol' firebombing

people are genuinely happy
I am genuinely happy

>>73068502
Rejoice

>Implying Americans have the uranium for a nuke without us

wew

>>73068502
>America throws a nuke on your cunt's capital city
impossible

>>73068502
>on the capital
I fucking wish

And The capital of Norway without looking it up is?

>>73072074
Kopenhagen

>>73068502
>finally get rid of Paris' dominion over my land
>we have an excuse to nuke the burgers

>jews invent the greatest destructive force the world has ever known
what a surprise

>>73072074
Schnitzel on Reykjavik?

>>73072074
A-Asgard?

>>73068502
1. They celebrate since they hate Prague
2. I explode with rage

The goths rise again

>>73072074
mogadishu

>>73071931
>>73071763
would be very interesting what would happen if Moscow disappeared, would St Petersburg take its place? Balkanize?

>>73072074
Curlingby

1. How does your cunt react
With displeasure.
2. How do you react
I evaporate.

>>73072285
Spb would take it place for sure. Balkanization would be a good thing for this country but it will never happen

>>73072074
everyone knows this though

>>73068502
Everyone in Kaunas celebrates for 10 minutes before they realize that the nuclear fallout will kill them all soon too
I die

serbs become majority likley causing another war, but with 90# less kebab

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>>73068502
freedom, at last

>>73071875
The old fecal matter in your shit mountains would be so strong of a scent that'll you wanna die

Nothing of importance is in our capital. Only lefties and tourists.

Our King, supreme court, government, parliament, ministeries etc are all in The Hague.

>>73072074
Oshinkiholmhagen

1- m-muh colosseo, m-muh pantheon
2- hope the fallout takes out Napoli as well

>>73072476
they're like 30 kms apart from each other, they would both die

>south africa has 3 capital cities

Which one does the US nuke?

>>73072074
Helsinki

>>73068502
- 200k to 500k Turks

I am okay with that

>>73072538
50+km

>>73068502
Wait, we have a capital?

Economy would collapse

>>73068502
Burn down the white house for the second time :)

>>73068502
1. try to get france and UK to retaliate on our behalf, get laughed at, cry a lot
2. cry a lot