ITT: post interesting facts about America >recently took airplane

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ITT: post interesting facts about America
>recently took airplane to New York
>lots of americans on the plane, returning home I assume
>lots of commotion when the seatbelt light lights up
>two women and one man can't fit the belt around their stomachs
>loudly arguing with staff about fatshaming them
>the biggest one of them are screaming at the 19 year old stewardess that it's unfair she needs to book two seats just because of her size
>jesusfuckingchrist.jpeg
>plane eventually takes off
>every american, every single american is trying to make small talk with their neighbour
>shaking hands, introducing themselves, start talking about their family life
>constant rassling and russling from bags of snacks
>two seat beast has three bags of nacho chips around her
>constant bodily noises; burping, weird panting, mouth breathing etc
>whine and bitch about airplane food that's served
>american next to me tries to strike up conversation again and again after I shut it down with short uninterested replies
>tells me the reason we're not speaking german in sweden is because "his granddad died on the beach of Switzerland"
>5 hours of flight time left
>ohgodihopewecrash.mp4
>plane eventually lands
>all americans unironically clap their fat, greasy hands
>try to get off this plane of terrors but blocked by a long line of americans
>they're in queue to tip the pilot
FUCKING AMERICANS