>be me, 21 years old
>raised by german immigrants who maintained a traditional household
>love my heritage
>visit germany for two weeks
>cousins tease me for not being fluent
>say they'll find me a nice german boyfriend
>don't follow through with their jokes
>still alone
how do I find a german guy? interpals? I want someone qt to help me with the language who also wants to have nice white german kids.
ur gay
Are you a girl???
>>73006377
yes!
>>73006310
You could start by getting off /int/, Katherina. 2/3 of the >tfw no gf posts here are the direct result of shitposting on /int/.
>>73006310
E-harmony for Germans? Avoid city trash if you can, the more traditional guys come from suburbs and rural areas. Though I've many nice people in Berlin, so don't turn that down.
You could also come to the USA and find a local German hotspot. USA is more of a shit ton of suspensions and colloids than a "mix".
>>73006310
Ich weiß dieses Gefühl
>>73006310
>be me
Failed from outset.
>>73006498
Here's a hot spot chart if that helps any.
>>73006468
tfw no german shitposting bf.
>>73006498
I might try looking at german cities on OKC
>>73006509
I know...
>>73006578
thank you!
you can always find a german (t*rk) even if you're exceptionally ugly
>>73006310
Where in Germany do you visit?
>>73006785
I was an hour outside of Stuttgart
>>73006630
No problemamo. Your best bet probably is Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota. The people are really nice over in Wisconsin, and there is (or at least was) a local German dialect. Wish I could say the same about the other two...
>>73006630
In east germany there life mostly natives in cities like Dresden and the female to male ratio is scewed to your favour so you'll be able to be picky af.
The con is its eastgermany.
Whether you go to Berlin, an east, west or south german town makes a difference.
>>73006630
>tfw no german shitposting bf.
yes, I am listening
where should I send pics of my benis
Fuck off
>>73007877
don't be so homophobic Kevin.
>>73006310
p-post bp
>>73008116
Fäpiss dich
Go back to r9k, leaf
>>73008598
Halt deine Frässe alda
You are not German but Canadian.
Probably have Indians and chinese in your heritage too.
Find yourself Pajeet and Shit him kids
>>73006310
I would gladly risk getting killed by mixing my god tier noble blood(my family hasn't married outside of their ethnic group for more than 6 gens) for nordic qt
>>73009894
well she gets acid thrown at her and you get honor killed for shamfur dispray. Either way a stupid bitch gets what she deserves and a sandnigg gets killed by his fellow tribesmen, so do it plz.
>>73006310
PlanetRomeo
alternatively, Jodel
now >>>/out/, you will never be German, your heritage doesn't mean shit here
>>73009894
Ahh yes, the shitskin that thinks he is yellow
>>73009894
:3
>>73010248
>>73009894
norwegian boys are too busy BLEACHING hot grills of colours, so there are qt's enough for everybody :3
>>73010223
But Im 100% yellow. Infact Im also 420% white and 69% native American
>>73009894
Maybe you would be more happy with your ethnicities women if you wouldnt put them in bags.
>>73010318
fugg forgot picture
>>73010340
b-but you aren't yellow
>>73010374
But why? I though europeans preferred pale grils?
Why are canadians faggots on /int/?
>>73010509
le exotism works both ways.
People in asia obsess about skinlightener, here people go into the spa to get an artificial burn against the paleness.
>>73010566
Human nature at its finest. People want what they dont have
>>73010480
>Posting disgusting b*it pakis
>>73010618
Why do you get to call yourself yellow
>>73010829
Not this image again, answer me this why are you yellow even though I am a hapa and clearly a shitskin
whats up with this paki being yellow or not, hiw cna you be yellow is he chinese
>>73010831
Because Im 69% nordic fin who descended from aphrodite herself
>>73010944
Shhhhh I like to see him get triggered
>>73011050
Oh I apologise, I should know my betters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3hTg1NZ8R0
Opinions on this commoner?
>>73011296
Jesus that was good. I like that guy
>>73011393
Would you keep him around your house to act as entertainment for your guests?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Nt8B5mQGg
Also opinion on this inspirational artist? He is one of your compatriots
>>73011668
Autist/10
>>73011862
This highroller has been doing a whopping £60 worth of coke every night for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yODLqL2xAgY
Quite the the big spender eh?
>>73011927
Drugs are haram. You need to behead him for me