>Living in Australia means you have to have 12 bottles of

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>>73005341
>all the legs and everything crawled around my finger"

>>73005341
Why haven't the australians orchestrated a spider genocide yet?

>>73007105
They tried it with the Emus once before, it diddnt end well

>>73007105
Without the spiders we'd have fucking christ knows how many more shit like flies, mosquitoes and other small insects like tiny turks, etc.
As fucking repulsive and horrifying as they are, spiders are vital for the ecosystem.

>>73007451
Why don't you genetically modify spiders to only release poison that kills animals and not humans, and then breed them with the regular spiders

Like those mosquitos that chinese company made that don't carry diseases.

>>73005341
Is Australia a meme? surely a place like this cannot exist?

tfw no qt spider gf

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>>73007105
You unleash an army of spiders to kill the spiders.

>>73007451
Genocide the ones you have there, and import innocuous ones from Europe. What could possibly go wrong?

>>73008223
I don't think non-aussie spiders can deal with the rest of aussie wildlife

>>73005341
>australia
disgusting these creatures who lives there, the spider on the other hand is cute :3

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>>73005341
>Living in the UK means you have to lock your 12 year old up in case a Paki rockspider tries to finger them

>>73005341
spidey dindu nuffin !!

Where is the rest?

>>73009341
Here you go anon

http://nypost.com/2017/02/24/boy-miraculously-survives-spider-bite-thanks-to-quick-thinking-dad/

>>73007641
>Why don't you genetically modify spiders to only release poison that kills animals and not humans
Biological war is rarely ever a good idea. Before you realize it they mutate and develop an exclusive interest for humans and shit is even more fucked than before

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>>73005341

>>73009921
>Lola Hutton came home from school complaining of an itchy leg and within hours she had developed an agonizing lump “about half the size of a Ferrero Rocher,” a round chocolate treat a little smaller than a ping-pong ball.
What the fuck, why even make a comparison with Ferrero Rocher if you're going to compare it to another object afterwards?

>>73010776
The people that encountered it/parents or something, described it as such. Then the person who wrote the article explained the comparison, using another that is more well-known.

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>>73011595
[supressed urge to make a Chinese immigration joke]

m-muh HDI!!!!!!

>>73009074
cute desu

>>73007451
>tiny Turks
Nice

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>>73005341
>It sort of clawed onto me, all the legs and everything crawled around my finger and I couldn't get it off
That's literally scarier than the most terrifying thing Ive ever thought of before

>>73008223
>cane toads and those rabbits

lel

>>73005341
Did the venom, liek, melt off a part of his arm?

uh huh, huh huh

>>73012246
just crush it with your palm you baby

>>73005341
>all the legs and everything crawled around my finger
Oh Jesus, that sounds fun

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i know a kid who got bitten by a centipede that looked similar to this but smaller

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>>73011842
good post

>>73005341
If you could choose, what would you pick - spiders or muslims?

>>73014758
Spiders 'cause then maybe I'd get bitten and get sweet spider man powers and see through walls n shit

>>73014758
Do spiders explode? If not I choose them

>>73007451
can't you repopulate with civilized old world spiders after you're done?

>>73014758
Spiders because they're closer to human

>>73007641
>poison that kills animals and not humans

>>73008223
they tried it with humans and look what happened

>>73010254
Bio-control is actually incredibly common across most of the world's agriculture. Releasing predatory insects is almost always chosen before reverting to pesticides, which pests can quickly adapt to. Also, behavioral mutations like that would take an incredibly long time and need to be selected for. They don't "just happen" like in the movies. The spiders would need an actual fitness advantage to hunt humans, in which case they wouldn't unless they become 10 ft tall.

also >>73017559

>>73017614
I consider Australians an improvement, when looking at Abos

>>73019111
this

>>73012817

did he died

>>73008159
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A

Spiders are total bros I have a spider in my apt he's usually chilling in the corner just eating all the little rascals that show up.

>>73012817
he got blacked in a rare way

>>73005341
Hospitals carry it, you're in and out in the same day most of the time
t. bit by a snake and two spiders

>>73023506
This. There's some stat about nobody having died from a spider bite if they got to a hospital in time since the 1980s.

How often do the spiders of doom show up anyway? I imagine they're relatively common in the bush, but do they show up in the cities as well?

No one has died of a spider bite in fucking years

>>73007451
Why not move 2bh

>>73027490
australia is literally the greatest country in the world

>>73027502
That can't be true if you can get rekt by box jellyfish, other reef creatures and spoidahs if you're just trying to have fun outside

And Abos getting compensation that they spend on gas fumes

>>73027662
all eastern state problems

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>>73027662
I could but up with the deadly wildlife, but the commie infestation in Australia is just beyond the pale, and this is coming from a guy whose country is trying to stealth implement sharia law.

>>73027964
what did he mean by this

Tb.h are spider bites and any other nasties really a problem for the Aussies, or is it an overblown meme?

>>73027964
>the commie infestation in Australia

???

>>73027502

This. DESU

Deadly critters are a small price to pay.

>>73027976
Its means your non english if you don't know what beyond the pale means

>>73023989
The spiders are always there. Watching. Judging. Whenever an Aussie fails to shitpost properly the spiders descend upon them as punishment.

>>73028547
that's not what I was asking about

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>>73005341
>>73005900
fugg

>>73022207
it's just a high HDI thing bro
>>73027964
>commie infestation
the fuck are you on about you nonce

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>>73028925
the cricket world cup was fun

>>73027964
>commie infestation in Australia
cunt what
The country literally degrades in business and general quality due to capitalists essentially having free reign; rampant tax evasion, control of media, control of policy-making, and a lot more. There is virtually no communistic/marxist/socialistic sentiment/motive/thoughts/movement at all, neither good or bad. It's just not existent.

>>73005341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLKZ_YkbQjY

>>73027490
Australia is expense as shit so it isn't easy to save up and have enough money to move to another country, let alone have the required skills and background to be able to get work and live there.
The people who expatriate tend to be the ones who were born into a stable family and an easy life which allowed them to end up in a situation which allowed them to actually move out of Australia for good.
Most people don't have that and it is getting harder and harder for younger people to afford to pay rent, let alone go overseas. There isn't much mobility.

>>73027502
That's what everyone who hasn't been and experienced nations aside their own say.

>>73032288
t. 12 year old

Why are people acting like straya has it the hardest with spiders and other critters? Doesnt Brazil have "screaming" spiders that can jump? or some shit like that...

>>73032815
they probably won't kill you as fast as a funnel web

>>73007365
why not? seems fairly easy

>>73017559
Caffeine does it

>>73009074
We call those wolf spiders. I don't think ours are poisonous.

>>73005341
Australia is literally an MMORPG.

You go outside to fight spiders and snakes to eventually go into a dungeon and kill a fucking Demon with a party of 10 and fight over who keeps the good loot only to get killed by the healer who decided to stop healing you when the Demon was almost dead, leaving you all to die and getting the kill himself.

>>73023620
I was bitten by a what the doctors believed to be a redback, felt nothing, not even the massive fucking welt

>>73027964
commies.. wut?

>>73033187
>Instead of drinking coffee you get bitten by a spider

>>73017559
when I used to live on a farm we'd kill scorpions by pouring a bit of goon on them

>>73007641
the english have already fucked up the australian ecosystem enough by trying to manage fauna here.

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*blocks /int/s path*

>>73033854
*steps on you with lead boots*

>>73033854
Is fine he has a little roach friend, he won't bother me while he's busy with that roach

*steps around*

>>73033979
this is like a fucking text adventure game

>>73033854
pats with delight knowing he's free from flying cockroaches for at least a month

>>73033942
but why!

he can't do no harm look at him! nawww

>>73034295
kys

>>73007451
>tiny turks

dafuck lol

>>73031986
case in point: you.

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>>73033942
Hah! Can't step on the fridge
Oh and I found your pet mouse

>>73033854
call him a turkophobe and leave

>>73007451
t. spider

>>73007641
>Why don't you genetically modify spiders
Staap, the world has enough with burgers playing with mosquitoes.

>best country on the planet
>snail internet

>be australian
>putting on shoes is a life threatening experience

>>73007451
more like tiny Somalis amirite hahaha

nobody is laughing
i'll see myself out

>i'm not Obama, his dad was luo, shut up

>>73007105
Remember how the Emu genocide went :^)

>>73034623
>pointing out reality makes me a commie
Unlike you /pol/tards I know what Communist, Marxist and Socialist actually means (you'd know too, if you read any books) and yeah, Marxism and Communism is a bit retarded, at the very least heavily flawed. So no, far from it.

>>73007451
>australians defend their deadly spiders and emu overlords

>>73009319
He wuz always a good boi

>>73033854
how cute, he is killing roaches
confirmed spiderbro

>>73033854
thank it for making the world a better place one less turk at a time

>>73035064
That mouse has to weigh so much more than that spider. That must sustain it for weeks

>>73039508
That spider may need it to lay eggs, I guess

>>73005341
Reminds me of the guy that got bit on the benin by a spider...twice