American on holiday here. How do I properly false flag and shitpost as a German?
>>72993821
Are you a Greek?
>>72993821
Are a Greek(Turk)?
Eat shit, literally.
>>72993821
Go to Hamburg buy yourself a burger.
Post in turkish. Or post gibberish and claim it's turkish, no one will know the difference.
>>72993821
Leave germany alone, they had a rough week
>>72993821
>insult everyone
>then say you are greek
or
>shill for EU as hard as you can
>especially in British threads
Boast of having mosques.
>>72993821
Go to /pol/ and shill for Schulz. Guaranteed butthurt.
it's simple, really
>>72993821
Just say you are a greek
>>72996759
kek it's always German mother and not the other way around
>>72995240
>shill for EU as hard as you can
>especially in British threads
basically this
>>72997059
yes, i love these
i have a german penpal and he hates it
>>72997059
Not necessarily, a lot of Turkish women in Germany date German men because Turks are more progressive than other Muslims.
>>72998129
>>72997175
I do it ironically because I get at least 4 (You)s every time.
It's really funny.
>>72993821
Tell really bad jokes
>>72998321
Your country is one.
>>72993821
Tell everyone the good news about our lord and saviour Martin Schulz
Be greek
This is actually pretty difficult because around half of all German posters already are non-Germans/immigrants/army brats/travelers shitposting.
>>72993996
>no one will know the difference.
most "germans" will know
>>72993821
https://youtu.be/VqXaXNpYVb0
its for merkel