1- How did Britain fuck up your country? 2- How did Britain help

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I don't know I'm not a genius

Britain was an oppressive piece of shit.
We made you fuck off and then built this country up to go beyond your own.
Sasuga, SHITain.

>>72971525
1- They don't want us as another rival so they put us down everytime before we reach the final form.
2- ???

brb, grabbing some popcorn

Yeah eat shit fag hahahaha

>>72971525
1. the meme war 30 years ago
2. they built trains and bought our meat

>>72971525
1. Treated us as Lebensraum and continued the export of food from Ireland even when the island was in famine
2. Contributed to urbanisation

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idk

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Article 50.

>>72971525
We got fucked up in the ass quite hard during WWII because we were their colony.

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>>72971525
i don't know, i'm not some history nerd

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>>72971525
1. They persuaded us to suspend mobilization in '39, so half of our soldiers didn't make it to front in time.
2. IDK. Halp.

>>72971660
Tennessee
kek
you can thank the french for the shithole you live in

>>72972216
>yfw Malta actually voted to remain part of the UK

>>72973081
What are you talking about? If you're referring to the integration referendum, that didn't pass.

>>72972675
I'll make you one

>>72971694
It's not that; it's that you were being autistic so we had to handle you like the carers we are.

I mean, what you're suggesting is that autismos have some sort of final form that is only stopped by the intervention of carers. Preposterous!

>>72971525
1- ?
2- thx for Kongou-chan

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>>72972761
HA.

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>>72971525
Fuck me I love Karen. I'm gonna go fap on my dakimakura of her right now.

>>72975327
Pls, don't...

>>72971525
It gave up the empire

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>>72971525
>how did Britain fuck up your country
The Balfour Declaration, dragging us into WWI, and WWII by extension.
>how did Britain help build your country
You settled the colonies

>how did Britain fuck up the world
By setting up Israel

>>72971525
> when ordered to leave Icelandic territorial waters by Þór's commander the three tugboats initially complied. But around two nautical miles (4 km) from the coast the Star Aquarius allegedly veered to starboard and hit Þórs port side as the Coast Guards attempted to overtake her. Even as Þór increased speed, the Lloydsman again collided with its port side. The Þór had suffered considerable damage by these hits so when the Star Aquarius came about, a blank round was fired from Þór. This didn't deter the Star Aquarius as it hit Þór a second time. Another shot was fired from Þór as a result, this time a live round that hit Star Aquarius's bow. After that the tug-boats retreated. V/s Þór, which was close to sinking after the confrontation, sailed to Loðmundarfjörður for temporary repairs

Reparations when

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>>72979422
>in January 1976, when HMS Andromeda collided with the Þór. Þór sustained a hole in its hull, while the Andromeda's hull was dented. The British Ministry of Defence said that the collision represented a "deliberate attack" on the British warship "without regard for life".

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>>72979827
cod war memes

oh boy

Send soldier for south korea in korean war

>>72971525
We were originally a British colony.

>>72978822

I thought the empire was dismantled after the second world war because india became more uncooperative and the money just wasn't there to keep things going because the war head bled the UK dry financially.

>>72971525
>1- How did Britain fuck up your country?
They didn't
>2- How did Britain help build your country?
By leaving us with a stable Government instead of just hitting the eject button,

>>72971525
Dragged us into multiple wars through a misplaced sense of attachment to the crown to none of our benefit and at a large cost of life. Utterly failed to deal wit the Quebec Issue when they controlled us, leaving a permanent cultural rift in the nation that almost resulted in civil war several times. Fucked up Native rights and assimilation attempts even harder then the Americans leaving them nothing but a whiny shit stained drain on our economy.

Aside from that it's all been bretty gud.

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Shipped a bunch of petty criminals (e.g. stole a loaf of bread) and some soldiers to lay the foundation of our country, with absolutely no regard or care for the native population.

Nearly completely fucked us up in WW2 by almost diverting reinforcements from South East Asia, despite the fact that it was under threat from japs

Conducted nuclear tests in the Maralingas and Montebello Islands in the 50's, pretty sure we let them thinking they'd give us some, they didn't