>be Australian
>wake up
>walk outside house
>get fire tornadoed
>>72971072
Is that real?
>>72971109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsyvOYcWgcg
>>72971072
who gives a fuck about a tiny ass bush fire?
>>72972825
just another day in 'straya
>>72971109
we get them too, they are scary
>>72973134
>bullying some random shitty garoo
>not fighting a red garoo
pretty sure this guy likes stealing candies from children too and feels alpha for doing it
>>72973690
that kangaroo looks like he'd steal your girlfriend
>>72973690
Fucker had it coming. It was trying to choke out his dingo. Here's the full version.
>>72971109
Local black mage got pissed and started casting Firaga like a mad cunt.
>>72973809
Heard you were talking shit about me mate.
>>72974330
>Local black mage
Fucking racist.
>>72971072
I didn't know this kind of horror happens.
>>72974330
>casting Firaga
It is alright if doesn't summon Ifrit.
>>72974369
It's not like a white mage is going to do it.
They're too busy casting Esuna on the locals who are blind or stoned.