>your country >your sexual experiences (only kissing doesn't

>>72965934
Get the fuck out NORMIE!!!

>>72966156
Nobody who posts on 4chan is a normie. We're all fucked in the head with varying degrees of autism

Came on a girls face while she was asleep

>>72966301
No you fucking normalfag

>>72966642
Go to /r9k/ loser

1. flag
2. none

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>Fucked an albanian dropout tier chick back in high school
>Fucked her again two years ago
>Fucked a Moldavian prostitute four months ago
That's it

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I lost my virginity to a mulatto girl. Absolutely no regrets

>had sex with the same girl hundreds of times
>got a blowjob in my car
>had sex in my car with a girl in three different occasions
>fucked a girl whose name I didn't know in my car
>fucked a girl like 10 times in her apartment
>got a bj in a public restroom then ate the girl

>>72965934
>flag
>girl said she loved me secretly
>got french kissed
>got to touch the boobs
>got to touch the vagina
>got dick sucked, nutted in seconds
>next day she acted like I don't even exist
normie things are confusing

>>72965934
>Had my dick sucked by a überslut at 17 year old
>Dated and fucked my high school crush this winter
our dating didn't last long as she dropped me out recently :(

I hope to fuck a bit more before dying, I'm still young

>>72968918
>that flag
Well... maybe... you know... Czech girls...

>>72965934
Nice, are you still under 20?

France
Got a terrible blowjob from a drunk girl at 17 at a party. Was jerked off on a beach by another drunk girl at 18.

That's it. I'm 19 now.

>>72969709
How could he be above 20 with only those experiences?.. Man you Finns sure are autistic aren't you

>>72969425
i got no money famalam
besides, losing virginity to a whore is considered low even in this part of the world

>>72970924
I wasn't suggesting you to take a hooker. I was simply implying that Czech girls may be just slutty and not necesarly her being a normie. But then again I'm sure it's moslty a meme and they're not especially sluttier than other Eastern Euro women.

>>72965934
Normie get the fuck out

>>72969384
>before dying
do you intend to die soon?

lost my wizard robes few weeks ago
I regret it

>>72972484
Did you learn icebolt or what? Do you lose it without the robes

I'm pretty normie, lost my virginity at 18, lost count but slept with around 25ish chicks. I'm almost 30 tho

>>72972690
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw always get picked off at third base on the rare occasion I make it that far
>never made it all the way home

Kissless and touchless virgin.
I don't even care anymore. My benis is really small so whats the point of trying

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>>72965934

>flag
>lost virginity at 18, technically at 21
>had sex with a total of 6 girls in my life (with 3 multiple times)
>now have gf, have sex at least 2x/day and not satisfied

>>72965934

flag
couple of blowjobs etc all with the same girl, no p in v game

26 now, it will probably never happen

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>30 years old
>only had sex with two women
>one was a virgin before me and a legit relationship for several years
>the other was an on and off thing for years
Kinda poor sexual history, but both of those women were cute and sexy, so there's that.

Also haven't had sex in two years.

>>72965934
Spajino
None, and not going to happen.

>>72973184
>Also haven't had sex in two years.

Dude. You need to try NoFap

Btw I dated a really cute Bulgarian chick (she was like a clear 8) a year or so ago. We made out alot but no p in v and she ended up being an extreme golddigger and also an illegal alien.

>>72973296
Why not? I watched Spanish gloryhole porn and your women are whores

>kissed a girl who smoked, which tasted aweful so I skipped her
>kissed her friend, but she changed her mind
>lost my virginity to a British chav in Spain
>fucked a bunch of hookers from east europe, who were generally grumpy, which made it as fun as going to the dentist

>>72973362
Oh yeah, I also kissed another two British chav girls in Spain.
But it turned out they were friends so they got angry at me and each other.

>>72973305
>Dude. You need to try NoFap
Yeah, no.

>>72973322
I'm not making any effort to make it happen, so unless women start to literally beg me to fuck them it's not going to. One of them kinda did some years ago actually, and I still didn't fuck her because wasn't interested in her.

>>72973472
Why aren't you making any effort tho

What else do you do? Probably busy with academic achievements or your career, right?

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>>72965934
At 19 the closest I've got to a sexual experience was this one girl being flirty with me and reaching for my crotch, I proceeded to cuddle with her for a bit that night but since I am a fucking autist when it comes to sex I wasn't confident enough to go any further

>>72973540
I can jerk off and forget about it for a while, it's way easier. I'm a neet but that's not relevant to the issue here.

>>72973472
>in her.
Wow beta much?

>>72973610
What do you mean?

Sex with 9 women.
1 serious relationship.
an additional 3 blowjobs from other women.
Have fingerfucked/gotten a handjob from an additional 10 or so women. Have made out with like 60 women.

I'm a normie by 4chan standards but a deranged headcase by normie standards.

I met a guy about 3 years ago, when I shook his hand and looked at him he said "dude, you look fucking crazy". I laughed like a crazy person.

>>72973565
NEGRO PERCHE?

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>>72973602
>I'm a neet

Jorge?

>>72973654
No.

>>72973649

>met a guy about 3 years ago

still together?

>>72965934
flag
>lost virginity at 13 yo to a 14 yo black girl at school
>had 2 girlfriends till I was 17
>been in an orgy at 17 on carnival
>had a milf girlfriend at 19
>2 threesomes at 24
>fucked my milf ex's daughter at 25

and that's it, I wish I was a Chad thundercock, but I'm too ugly for that.

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frag

hundreds of times with one (we were 18 so full rabbit mode was in order)
threesome
random ass grill for a few months
a one nighter, somewhat like pic

that's about it

>>72973646
>What do you mean?

Men pursuing women is a metaphor for a man penetrating a woman.

You must enjoy the chase, to truly enjoy the sex. (As a man)

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>>72965934
Got a blowjob from a girl i met at a bar in barcelona with my classmates, i was drunk as hell and we small talked in english, she then proceeds to giggle and lead me out into the back alley, i expect to get shanked but she goes on her knees and buckles my pants for me. I couldnt get it up again after the first shot so i am still a virgin..........

>>72973677
Lol are you actually a neet though

How do you afford things? Or do you just leach off mummy and sit on 4chan?

>Argentina
>2014 lost my virginity at the age of 21 with a semi chubby Jewish girl. It was a disaster.
>2015 I had sex ( twice) with a tinder girl 4 years older than me
>2015-16 Had casual sex with two Tinder whores ( not at the same time). We were having sex within 10 minutes of knowing each other
>2016 Had 3 times sex with a qt girl that looked so innocent but a slut in the bed.

That's it
>Tfw never gf

>>72965934
>Leaf
>Zero (0) (none)

>>72973818
I still don't see how is that related to anything I said.

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>>72973650
I know dutchbro
I'm a funny and usually confident guy but MAN when things start to get all sexy and shit I couldn't be more beta, my autism just kicks in
I still meet up with that grill from time to time and she's clearly into me so hopefully I'll be able to man up for once and actually do something

>>72973820
Last time I was in a Dutch club a girl tried to hit on me by putting an icecube on my forehead.

But I was so drunk that I didn't even feel it or noticed her.
Only when a friend asked why I didn't respond to her I noticed it. But then some other guy was already hitting on her.

Alcohol is bad.

>>72973855
I don't really buy anything, and when I do I use money from birthdays, Christmas, etc. They pay for my food and gym membership and that's it.

>>72965934
>lost virginity when I was 18 during a class trip, it was boring though, 5 minutes with a girlfriend in the same class
>dated a catholic girl, she was nice, had sex with her, but only standard sex, we broke up because of huge distance, I had no own income at this time
>made out with a dutch girl, she was kinky, we had all sorts of sex a couple of times
>be together with slav girl, she is into submission and likes to dress up in all ways, we have some fetishes together, she like to be tied up too, she is more active and sex at least once everyday

>>72973896
>"I'm not making any effort to make it happen"

>You must enjoy the chase, to truly enjoy the sex (As a man)

>>72973738
Unfortunately no. Work relationship. He was a cool dude.

>>72974014
that's fucking psthetic

Do you respect yourself?

>>72974030
As I said I just jerk off and stop caring about sex for a while, and then repeat.

>>72973617
Greentext pls

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1. Flag
2. Handholdless, kissless virgin at 25

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>>72973854
>>had a milf girlfriend at 19

>>72974098
>As I said I just jerk off and stop caring about sex for a while, and then repeat.

Ok lol less competition for me in Spain i guess

>only kissing doesn't count

Just.

Fuck you, i'll tell you about it anyway. Only sexual thing I did was kiss a transgender boy (body of female, voice of female, skin of female, just asked to refer to him as "he").

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>TFW 20 year old virgin
>TFW seeing all these olderfags still virgin

Is this what too much 4chan does to you? I better get off before it's too late

>>72974072
Not particularly I guess? It's not something I think or care about.
>>72974185
Feel free to fuck whoever you want.

>>72973472
This actually turns off women alot. Even though they might be interested into you. Just saying.

>>72973911
i was at a new years eve party with my closest friends, one of my friends is honestly probably an alcoholic, he drank so much in the end he unzipped his pants and started chasing down everyone in the house, i ran and hid behind a door until his girlfriend wrangled him to the ground, he then spent the rest of the night with his head in the toilet. Drinking a few ciders and a shot or two is enough, no need to get shitfaced

>>72973816
normalfag on 4chan detected, banschluss this guy please he gives us hope of beign normies

>>72974210
>just asked to refer to him as "he").

lmao was this a female to male transgender

>>72974295
Yeah.
Just asked to refer to her* as "him".
Wasn't paying attention to what I was typing.

>>72974239
>It's not something I think about

You don't think about how you're a leech with no accomplishments as an adult?

You don't think or care about your future? Do you just plan to leech off mom and dad forever?

I refuse to believe some of you people are even real.

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>>72974283

>>72974334

So that was technically a gay experience

>>72974340
Nah I'll change at some point, probably.

>>72974380
By magic?

Why don't you just change now. Like I can't fathom how some people on this board live. It's got to be hyperbole or some sort of satire

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>>72974362
georgian girls are virgins until marriage desu

>>72974226
>implying leaving 4chan will help you

>>72974453
That's a good thing, it means there are no whores in your country

>>72974374
You could call it that if you really consider transgenders what they want to be.
I am not attracted to penises or musculanity, that confused girl I kissed was physically a feminine girl, no testosterone. Just a sick mind. I want to kiss her again, since then (8 months) I have been feeling even lonlier.

>>72974463
Being next to pessimists and nihilists all day certainly can't help

>>72974488
there were no whores in your georgia, until you annexed it :(

>>72965934
>USA
>had first kiss and lost virginity to a Brazilian girl living in the US I met on Interpals
>she was my first everything
>first kiss
>first feeling and sucking boobs
>first touching and fingering vagina
>first eating pussy
>first penis in vagina
>first blowjob

I'll never forget her as long as I'm alive.

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>>72974453
lies and propaganda

>>72974425
I'm good right now.

>21 years old
>KHHV

i blame the autism desu

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>>72974591
i wish man ;_;

>>72974502
666 millons of your relatives were gassed for this??

>>72973865

fucking plebian neet

>i know how to have sex but don't know how to kiss

I have literally never made out with a girl before but had sex and got a girl off.
I hate myself actually.

>>72974845
How is it even possible to have sex without kissing?

>>72974502
That's actually pretty interesting, i find traps repulsive because i hate cocks and they all look like prepubescent boys but a tomboyish girl (female) with a male mindset... Hmmm

>>72974783
No, not at all.

I grew up insecure about my height and looks, always stuttered and was shy around girls.

Now I am working on bettering myself all the time. Got my pull ups to 14, I am very happy.
Also currently serving in the Israeli Air Force, for the bright future of Israel, my beloved homeland and shining jewel of the desert.

>>72974904
By not kissing her but still putting your penis inside her.

When I last had sex I was sucking her nipples and then kissing her stomach as I moved down to her pussy to eat her out. From there she told me to go inside her and that was that. We didn't actually kiss.

>>72974845
Same

It's a weird feel. I've always been scared of kissing but have had sex a few times.

mines pretrty good please read

>be doing a masters degree
> asian woman on in her 30s
>think she's hot
>hang out with her but she's not really interested in me
>whatever, befriend her anyway
>after the degree she needs a place to stay whilst she hunts for jobs
>let her stay with me whilst my parents are away
>platonic, until the last night where she orders me to get in bed with her
>she keeps saying 'would you sleep with me'
>then she makes me take off her clothes and rub her naked body, sucking her breasts, rubbing and kissing her whole body, whilst she touches my dick
>dont have sex
>she moves away to different city to search for jobs
>doesnt like it there
>Asks me if she can come
>ok
>put her up in a flat my parents own
>end up as bf having really crazy sex (definitely not vanilla) and lots of emotions and love

going to her country to visit her

>>72975262
Same. It's a fear of kissing because of inexperience.

For some reason girls can wrap their heads around a guy being bad at sex, but being bad at kissing is somehow baffling to them.
So naturally it makes one less likely to kiss a girl, especially because girls can't keep their fucking mouths shut and proceed to tell everyone on earth that you can't kiss. Then they all think you're broken or defective and wonder whats wrong with you for never getting kissing experience.

Basically, it's fucking shit.

>>72975014
i wish you the best anon
pls kill as many palis as you can
show the leftards who is the boss

I'm a 21 yo virgin lol

Wizardry in five years time boys

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>>72975768
same here

>>72965934
>always too depressed to get with women despite many offers
>lost virginity to oneitis at 25
>slept with girl from night club 2 months later
>slept with girl on holiday 3 months later
>slep with girl from night club 3 months later
>has been 2 months since ive had sex

>>72975761
>swede
>virgin
really ? you have like most spontanous girls.

>>72965934
I've only had sex that I've paid for. The last time I did it I was so scared of an STD I paid about a thousand dollars in STD testing over 5 different tests. I'm just going to stick to jerking off to anime.

>lost virginity at 14 to a one off
>lots of sexual tension between a few people b4 then
>Year after that started dating indian girl for a year
>so much sex cannot even count (she was really submissive)
>Broke up after a year
>A few months after that got with another girl
>Been dating/fucking since then

21 now and still going strong, hopefully gonna get married in the next few years

>>72965934
I fucked a prostitute at 19, that's all :/

23 kv

>>72975594

Dude I don't even like kissing, I do pecks or suck on their lips.

>lost weight and got tall during puberty after being a fat loser kid
>for about 4 years in my teens I was able to pull qt's very easily
>never had sex but did pretty much everything else
>once I hit 19 started getting fat again
>it's been 3 years and I've had no action

>>72965934
Never kissed a girl
Still virgin
Never had a gf

One time I sat next to a girl on the bus

Russia
None, not even hand-holding
>>72965934
You need to fuck off to normie.com

>>72965934
I hugged a girl once, rate

>>72965934
>18, lost virginity to highschool sweetheart, both chaste & dumb
>had sex twice a day, for around 2 1/2 years
>tfw something something redpill wore off thx to [[[college]]] she started screwing other dudes secretly, dumped her 2 weeks after finding out thx to dumb [[[kikebook]]] msgs
>got AIDS tested, clean and healthy
>no sex since Dec 2014
>only girl ever

"She was the one until {{{education}}}" -t. faggot

>>72965934
Sex sounds really disgusting tbqh

>lost my v-card to a girl I met at a music festival, she came to visit me couple times later (we lived in different cities), eventually broke up because LDR fucking sucks
>dated a girl I met though my friends for a while, broke up because she was a dumb bimbo
>had a FWB-tier relationship with a 30yo woman (I was 18 at the time) for a while, good times
>went on Erasmus, boned 5 chicks there
>and that was the last time a girl touched me in a sexual manner

I've had sex with three girls.

I basically can't even jack off without thinking of one of them. It's annoying.

>tfw the only cunt other than mom's i ever touch is the cunt of my 7 years old cousin when she sit on my thigh.
i wish i was joking, and no, i didn't enjoyed it at all

>>72975761
>swede
>virgin
really ? you have like most spontanous refugees.

>>72992284
>is the cunt of my 7 years old cousin when she sit on my thigh.
What a coincidence, me too
1 was my 7 years old cousin (i was 14 or so at the time), was in charge of playing with her and her little brother. Came up with a game that involved them needing to climb a rock but they needed my help to do so. The boy i carried normally but i grabbed the girl between her legs and rubbed her ass and pussy while i carried her. My dick has never again achieved such level of hardness. Even now i still jerk off to the memory sometimes.
Didn't see the girl that often, but couple of years after that whenever i saw her she would keep her distance and look at me with fear. I guess it's because i don't look too approachable.

>>72992616
End your life, you abomination.

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>>72965934
>>your country

flag

>>your sexual experiences
>>kissing doesn't count

I have no sexual experiences at all, not even kissing or touching a girl's hand.

>>72992740
But it's ok because i was also a minor at the time
>>72992906
I feel you. Got tired of it all and went to a whore, "fucked" her but for some reason the condom killed my sensibility and my dick didn't feel anything, wasn't able to cum and got extremely tired after moving a bit because neet stamina. Then i couldn't bring myself to kiss the whore so i ended up with a strange mix of KV that technically put benis in bagina but doesn't even know how it feels and has never (and will never) be loved by a real woman.

But anime exists so it's ok.

>>72965934
<3 RPC
But I thought you were married

>>72966301
>fucks bitches
>not a normie
Leave you normie.