I have a cold What are traditional home remedies for the common

I like to boil some matcha green tea power, strain it, and drink it as it is without any sugar. On the other hand, whiskey, straight up whiskey.

glass of whiskey, it kills the bacteria in your nose

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>>72956998
A swift bumming

Wet tea bag on your ball sack and a cup of eel pudding

>>72956998
Warm milk with garlic and butter. Also onion syrup.

They expel cold in 1 week. If you don't use them, you stay sick for the whole 7 days.

some hot water, 2 teaspoon of honey, a bit of lemon juice and a small shot of rum

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>>72957110
>They expel cold in 1 week. If you don't use them, you stay sick for the whole 7 days.

So at any rate it lasts 7 days?

Warm milk with honey or even better a clear chicken soup.

>>72956998
Tar, Booze and Sauna

>Drink boiled water with lemon and honey
>Chew raw garlic
>Put hot sauce on your tongue
>Eat turmeric and other antihistamine spices
>Eat lots of things that contain vitamin C
>Chew candied ginger

Disclaimer: I have been doing all these every day and my cold is still not gone

Wrap your head in a hot steamy towel and think of the Queen.

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Black tea with raspberry

>>72957144
1 to 7. The calculus is simple, dude.

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>>72956998
hot sorpa

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>>72957144
get better

>>72956998
if tar, booze and sauna won't help then we will dig a grave

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Drink coffee all day, gets the blood flowing and clears sinuses

>>72957204
I don't understand. You said that it cures the cold in one week, AKA 7 days, but if you don't take it, you stay sick for 7 days.

>>72956998
Paracetamol, maybe gargling salty water or buying throat lozenges if you have a sore throat.

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>>72957517
That's the joke

>>72957517
It's just such saying from my cunt.

>Katar leczony trwa tydzień, nieleczony siedem dni.

No matter what you do, whether you go to a doctor or use homebrewed medicines, or just stay in in bed doing nothing. You'll be fine after 7 days, not less.

>>72956998
>onion tea
>put some alchohol on a piece of cloth and tie it around your neck
>dampen your socks with vinegar and put them on, put a dry pair of socks over that and go to sleep (this is for fevers)

These are that I know of and they work.

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>>72957692

>>72956998
Chicken soup. Make sure to add garlic.

Zinc lozenges, chicken noodle soup, and sleep.

We never get a cold.
We don't shake because its cold, we shake because of anger thats its not colder!

>>72957110
>onion syrup

>>72957705
>onion tea

The Slavs are lightyears ahead of us in the field of onion innovations, how can we compete?

>>72956998
At least here, take the fresh leaves of a peppermint eucalyptus and crush it in your hands.

Rub the stuff on your chest and it'll clear your nose, especially useful when you need to sleep.

Oils have a really nice smell also desu.

>>72957817
You're thinking of flus, colds are when your nose is clogged up and you can't stop sneezing

>>72956998
When we feel like having a common cold it's suggested to drink booze

>>72956998
You put a cucumber up your ass.
It helps

>>72957945
Or, you know, just by a 500gram thing of mentholated vapour rub for a couple of bucks.

>>72957942
It works, you can make fun of it all you want. I don't always need to use medication with serious sideeffects in the long run that my body will start rejecting somewhere down the line anyway.

>>72958023
stingy cunt tho

>>72956998
lemon tea and honey

Soup and a bottle of Sprite.

5 aspirin pills + bottle of vodka

>>72956998
Nothing because we're not pussies

>>72958131
with lamingtons you sheep shaggers stole

>>72958152
*dies*

ant piss
its really sour but works

>>72957982
Actually I meant flu.

t. retard

Though I also get colds often so I will remember all of the things in this thread

>>72958152
because we have no insurance*

>>72958222
*uses healthpack*

>>72958249
Wut?

>>72958264
What the fuck merchant, 40+ posts have been wasted trying to cure something you don't even have

>>72958166
all lamingtons are enzed property, anybody saying otherwise is a liar.
keep your filthy criminal mitts off them.

>>72958148
Funny story: a while ago when I in highschool, some dumb fat bitch was complaining about having a fever the teacher, who was also stupid as fuck, told her to get some panadol (pain killers) tablets and keep taking them till she felt better. That they were harmless.
That dumb fat bitch ended up in the hospital emergency ward later that day due to an overdose of pain killers. Apparently she skipped the class after the one I was in which the teacher told her to take as many panadol as she needed, went down to the shops and bought a few packs of panadol, which her friends said that around lunch time she collapsed on the ground after taking the pain killers as though they were m&m chocolates.

People can be so fucking stupid.

>>72958314
Sly cunt jewed us out of our time, knowing time is the most valuable thing a person can waste.

>>72958314
I thought that cold and flu were synonyms in English

My sickness is killing my brain

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>>72958313
you stick your hand or object in front of ant nest they bend their ass forward and starts shooting venom piss, it is not poisonous to human. It has to be forest ants.
it is the ant on the picture

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>>72958450
forgot pic

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>>72958479
That's real fucking neato.

>>72958534
Thankfully they are not 20 cm long Australian killer ants that bite your cock off, ours are can grow up to 1.5 cm and are even edible. During the summers I walk the forests and eat the things that grow/live there.

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>>72958650
The green ants in Darwin are edible.

They're sour. You eat the green bit

>>72958650
So you just straight up eat ants?
Is this normal?

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>>72958650
Hopefully they will not rise up again and rebel in my lifetime.

>>72958727
Some can make a pretty mean chutney, apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz7L_DKNDBE

>>72958727
probably for the stockholm bratz but us hicks that live up in villages still do traditional things

>>72958726
Sour Ant Bumbum
Could probably sell it at a Thai restaurant.

>>72958894
I remember missing it when I came to Tasmania. And when it started raining and I wasn't allowed to play in it. Mum said I'd get sick.

The non tropics a shit

>>72958145
My grandma seriously considers Coke/Sprite a medicine.

> inb4 CHI

>>72958726
is the rest edible?

>>72959155
I don't think you're meant to. I can't really remember but I might have been a little native kid who taught me to eat them

Also if you ever come here do NOT eat wichity grub. So fucking bad

>>72959111
Yeah sprite, chicken soup and wrestling VHS's from the store. Truly it was a different time

>>72959111
That's probably because it was before they stopped putting cocaine in it.

>>72958479
Ants, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzPwRYnLF5A

>>72959111
My parents always tell me coke helps with stomache pains

>>72956998

Suck you uncle's dick

>>72956998
We say that an untreated cold lasts for a week while a treated cold lasts for seven days.

In other words, nothing to be done about it. Just wait it out.

>>72959397
That's legit though, the carbonation eases your tummy

>>72956998
>traditional
Canada is a post-national country. We have no traditions.

>>72959469
a pole up in the thread was trying to say that but you worded it better
>>72957945
eucalyptus oils/rubs are the shit for colds, they clear up your nose in no time

sit in a fireant nest naked and drink vodka,the experience is so painful you will forget the flu

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>>72958295
oh...

1000mg of DXM

>>72959801
This guy gets it.

>>72959487
That's what I assumed. It never really helps though.

put honey in tea

Usually I fuck myself with a dildo, don't worry it's not homo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8TZJHuNImc

>>72956998
Sprite and a banana

>>72956998

They're all shit. Nothing helps.

For sore throat I just get few packs of tic-tacs.

>>72957110
>They expel cold in 1 week. If you don't use them, you stay sick for the whole 7 days.

That about sums it up

>>72956998
>having a cold in the Levant
Where do you live?

>>72956998
Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up.-

Works every time

Honey and tea. Works well for me and usually kills it before it gets to the annoying stuffy nose phase. I never use cold medicine