>Selamin aleykum, I've come to take Vienna in the name

>>72930602
Start pissing myself of laughter and direct him towards Germany.

I don't know, call up Grzegorz. He seems adept at removing kebab from Europe.

I live hour from Vienna feelsbad

Why the fuck have you come all the way to the asshole of Europe, then?

>>72930602
>wait till Germans do most of the job
>charge
>claim singlehanded victory

Seriously though, I think nothing changed from the times of Gomułka, whom Khrushtschev wanted to overthrow for some reason. Leave us alone, or Warsaw will fight.

Surrender

>>72930738
>I live hour

>>72930602
The water that you have just consumed had alcohol in it. Haram.

>>72930831
dude it's like one guy, you don't need to chargw

>>72930602
>Pick up the phone and call Habsburgs
>"Vienna is kill"
>"No"