>American put their foreskin inside their shoes which they put in the microwaves inside their fridge
delete this thread
>>72927306
Delet*
>>72927327
Exceptional thread, good job OP
*claps*
>>72927245
u cant be serious????
>>72927245
>pakistanis have to store their hijabs in the nukes before they can open their fridge
>>72927245
HOLY SHIT AMERICLAPS
>>72927245
>he thinks we get to keep our foreskins
kek the underage shitskin retard strikes again.
>americans microwave their shoes before they leave the house
>>72927485
CHI
>>72927954
>Americans tip their cars to start them
>>72927954
I can tell by the way you write that you belong in >>>/pol/
>>72928046
we also keep our drones hovering over your piece of shit terrorist cunt. we will eventually mircrowave every shitskin there.
>>72928160
>americans tip their drones right after blowing up an entire paki village
>>72928160
>this is unironically how an actual American thinks
>>>/breitkike/reddit
>>72928160
>Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin Shitskin
>>72928210
yes we do, gladly. whatever it takes to microwave those fucking virmin off the face of earth.
>>72928232
english motherfucker do you speak it?
not HOW but WHAT, you illiterate shitskin
>>72928307
This is the type of cancer you'd find on redneck twitter
>>72928299
triggered, shtiskin?
>>72928342
you have to go back, shitskin
>>72928351
>Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered Triggered
>>72928307
>>72928351
>>72928387
>>72928160
>>72927954
>/pol/ has to microwave their shitskins before admitting their triggered
>Americans put their their dicks inside traps
>americans put themselves in the microwave after showering in order to dry up
>>72928160
>banter an american
>they start bragging about their military and how they can blow up your whole country and even the whole solar system if they wanted
>>72928579
this is actually true in a way, because at waterparks we have these microwave type things we step inside that drys us off.
>>72928716
>Americans microwave their hotdogs
>>72927245
at least we have a foreskin
>>72928795
but you dont??
>>72928351
>americans tip their anus by shoving coins up their arse after getting buttblasted by someone
When I make americano bantz:
>Hurr durr shit skin
>Paki terrorist
>We destroy you terurist shtiskin
>When australia makes americano bantz:
>Excellent post
>Mfw I was born is u.s instead of australia
>Le epik aussie bantz
>Soooo truueeee
>Top kek XDDDDDD
>>72928795
how many year of streching did that take you?
> americans microwave their microwaves before microwaving
>americans microwave their cars to get the engine starting
>>72927967
>taking your shoes off
i haven't seen my feet in months
>>72928996
Sorry just bantz
>>72929166
BIG
AMERICAN
STOMACHS
>>72929166
Your stomach is in the way
>>72927245
>americans tip their moms to be born
>>72929198
>>72929242
maybe he just has really small feet and poor vision
>>72929091
>german ""humor""
>>72929265
>>72929242
>>72929198
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
>>72929264
>Americans tip the Internet to shitpost
>>72929401
Oh, you have no legs.. Sorry
>>72929417
>mexicans tip the cartels to behead them
>>72929597
>Americans tip the shitposters
>>72929676
>mexicans tip Americans for their shit
>>72928996
its just one triggered /pol/ack, the rest of us dont care. USA has the biggest population here so we are going to have the most visible representation of retards, thats still a small percentage though
>>72928046
>>72927245
HAHHAAHAHAHAHA
>>72929961
fuck off i am not poltard it was just bantz and i am the nicest guy on the block, you don't know me and i apologized didn't you see??
>>72930742
>Bantz
>Americans
>white
>>72931537
Kek
>Be American
>Get shot by kids
Necessity is the mother of invention. The genius American mind brings a new innovation
>Be American
>Keep kids in a refrigerated safe
>>72928160
>damage control
>the average American has a body mass exceeding the healthy standard
>>72934553
LITERALLY can't make this shit up
>>72927245
How will americans ever recover from this?
>>72928160
>American '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''banter'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>72931537
I'm stealing this
I love american.
>americans have a large black population, lots of crime, high income inequality, high obesity rate and lots of illegal immigrants