you got 2 options 1. admit austrilia is the best country in

>implying this isn't a canadian with a proxy

what does a fist in the face feels like?

>>72908711
>implying that noone uses a proxy

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Yeah, nah.

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>>72908690
>cant spell australia properly
>t. wang

>>72908690
I think Australia is definitely one of the best outlying islands of the New Zealand archipelago. Certainly ahead of the Chathams; consistently competitive with Stewart.

Actually Australia is the second best nation of the world after Norway or Switzerland. I can't remember which actually but one of two is better.

>be australian
>14 year drought

>>72908829
>Be American
>eight years with bush as president

>>72908867
>be australian
>PM can't last for more than 3 years

So lie to a racist, or get punched by a racist.


hmmmmmmmmm.......

>>72908904
>Be american
>sharts last longer than presidential terms

>>72908829
>>72908867
>>72908904
>>72908920
good banter

>>72908920
>be australian
>try to drive to the centrelink but can't because the abos stole the petrol from your car

>>72909012
>be american
>try to get welfare but cant fit through house door

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>>72909012
>be american
>try and buy your obese kid a kinder egg
>get arrested by cops wielding high powered assault rifles

wew

>>72909051
>be australian
>try to apply for welfare but can't because 10,000 ping

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>>72909066
>be American
>sneak over Canadian border for cheap meds

>get killed by some french yokel throwing lawn darts at you

Australia IS the BEST country in the WORLD!

>>72909118
>be australian
>travel to nearest shooting range (400 km) to take out the air rifle you're allowed for self defense

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>>72909161


Stop eating white people.

>>72909186
Wtf?!
There are so few whites here to eat. Everybody just eats blacks.

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>>72909169
>Buy blackmarket kinder eggs smuggled over the border in the rectum of a Michigan junkie
>Doesn't celebrate Easter

>Hates Jesus

>>72909169
>be american
>try to fart
>shart comes out
>get shot for bioterrorism

>>72909279
>be australian
>try to buy bug spray
>can't because emu overlords have you on their shitlist
>get bit by previously unknown species of venomous spider

>>72909315
>be american
>try to buy mace to repel niggers
>cant because your jewish overlords are triggered by any form of gas
>get rolled by wild pack of niggers

>>72909582
>be australian
>try to enjoy a hike
>killed by drop bear

>>72908780
*blushes*

>>72909793
>be american
>walk outside
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
>go to mall
>shart shorts, get shot
>go to cinema
>get shot
>go to gym
>get shot by plunger