An alien species highly superior in technology whose about to

let them fuck my wife and hope they leave us alone

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>>72905217
I'd let them know

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>>72905217
>What information will you give away?
That Donald Trump is the most powerful person in the world and to please spare us grace and turn their motives to him.

tell them to attack Africa, the Middle East, and Asia because they are superior in every way and their countries contain vast amount of resources and shit worth stealing. You're welcome everyone.

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>>72905217
"the earth is flat mr alieno, this is not the planet you're looking for"
then I save humanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrZRIW87eWI

give them this

The jews are working in secret to save humanity from bogdanoff conspiracy

>>72905217
Tell them Mexicans and Africans are the greatest laborers and assets to the aliens. It is important for them to abduct many brown-colored men as possible and import them to their planets. Also social media networks like facebook, twitter and reddit are Earth's greatest weapons of mass destruction and convince the aliens to adopt them to their youth population.

All the other planets we know about where they could go instead, and with less trouble. All the asteroids they could mine instead of the Earth, and with less gravity.

i'd cooperate gladly but i've no idea what information i could give them

I'd tell them to get me a couple qt3.14 to mate with instead.

>>72907290
If they made it to our system, they most probably have shittones of those and all they want are products of our culture. The question is, whether they want simply to rob us or run a reality show of some sort.

I'd tell them that to be seriously treated by our politicians they have to go through inititation, which is actually to fuck little children. It's seems to be true after all.