Today I learned about serbian insults which are hardcore as fuck

>>72886485
>Bog te jebo
Lol, nice. I shall use it now.

Bravo, Serbia.

>>72886641

are blasphemous curses a thing in russia? We say hui in ten thousand different ways but invoking god like that is a huge no not a single such curse exists

>>72886485
not harsh as ''JEBEN TI KRV ISUSOVU'' thou

>>72886485
>Bog te jebao
Pretty basic insult to be honest.

Our insults are pretty fucking brutal to be honest, like really. I've heard that Hunbros also have pretty creative insults too.

>>72886924
More examples with translations please

>>72886485
jebe ti pas mater is still more shocking and just as common imo

>>72887063
>Jebem ti dete
I'm fucking your child.
Upgrade to this one: Jebem ti dete krvavo.
I'm fucking your bloody child.

>Jebao ti pas mater.
May a dog fuck your mother.

>Crkao da Bog da.
May God make you die.

Classic:
>Mrs u picku materinu.
Get the fuck back to your mother's womb.

Everybody can make their own insults to be honest, you can number them for days.

>>72887598
Serbs say these a lot

>>72887598
It seems like when Serbs swear they are trying to cease the very existence of their enemies'. Ayyyy.

Good job.

here we say "as retarded as a russian"
like when someone does someting retarded we say "вay, кaк pyccкий" "wow like a russian"


what it essentially means is that russians are retarded and do retarded things

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>BÓG CIĘ JEBAŁ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH O KURWA

>>72888878
wot? kek

I feel that thread is slowly becoming /slav/

In the Netherlands we curse people with diseases.

>>72888878
that's surprisingly self-deprecating; i thought all russians were fervent patriots, "glorious mother russia" types

>>72889673
/slav/ is mostly about insultes anyway.

>>72889705
Things like the plague, cancer, typhus, tuberculosis, cholera etc.

>>72889727
hes fucking with you, no one says shit like that, kek

JEBEM TI OCA U GUZICU

JEBEM TI OCA U GUZICU

JEBEM TI OCA U GUZICU

>da Bog da ti se pička ogadila
one of mine favourites
may God makes you find pussy disgusting
so..may God make you gay

>>72889771
here we use only "cholera"

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>>72889832
snaaap back to reality then :DDDDDDDD

>>72889771
Pestilence, blindness, syfilis, epileptic attacks.

Why do slavs like to put word "jebat" and it's variations in most insults.
Like 90% of them have something with fucking your opponent mum

>>72889914
Since in 2003 SARS broke out in China we got a relatively new one.Calling women "SARS hookers". Pretty amusing how fast those things go.

>>72886485
The most harcore thing I heard here goes something like...ehm..

May your mother set the clock's time on your cold hand.

>>72889727
It's the shitskin who got out of his cage again

>>72890200
uhhhhh
damn

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>>72887598
> Mrs, u pick u materinu.

>>72890033
i think it's common to all languages

in english for example:

motherfucker, fuck over (cheat), fuck around (do useless things), fuck me! (surprise), fuck up (beat up, wreck), ffs, gtfo, stfu, af, etc

it probably stems from the taboo around everything sexual, inherited from christianity

>>72890492
If it's true,then other religions should have different insults. I'm not sure about Islam, since their taboos were pretty much the same.
But that implies that during pagan times we had different insults.

>>72890661
probably curses
"da bog da ti se sjeme zatrlo"
may god destroys your lineage

>>72890756
I love that one.

>Decu ne imao.
May you not have children.

>>72890661
Some Arabic cursing translated to English:

>1000 dicks in your religion
>may 1000 people dance the dabke (arabic dance) on your mother's pussy
>my dick in your conscience
>my dick in your mother's rib cage
>may you be struck by a dick
>a shoe is on your head
>damn your seventh grandfather

>>72886485

Check out this new documentary about the Serbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8

>>72890227
ok mr somalian

>>72890661
yeah at first i thought it was a good hypothesis but then i remembered reading something about reconstructed graffiti on ancient walls in greece, and they were quite "provocative" indeed (even though greeks were very open about sex etc)

now, i remember reading stanisław lem's take on this somewhere. he said the taboo comes from the "economy/frugality of nature" which caused us to have sexual organs which also used for urination, plus they're very close to the anus, all of which must inevitably lead to a conflict of feelings (desire vs repulsion). the idea is that if humans happened instead to reproduce by, say, pollination, like flowers, or something similarly innocent, then there would be no taboo around it

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>>72890970
>damn your 7th grandfather

top this plz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceuj4wJyhqQ

>inb jebo ti pastuh mrtvu mater jebali ti grobari mater kad je budu zakapali

i demand more serbian insults

>>72886485
Indians insult each other by threatening to rape the other's mother

>>72891614
albania

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>>72891583
vrag ti mater debelu očnjak jebil

>>72891647
kurc te gleda frenchy jebem ti mater kosmato

>>72891712
>ej dok je budu metali

My best of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsDtJQ6qw8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXkwKvB8pLw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72HL1Goh48Q

>>72890194
You could say they're


viral.

>>72887598
The Serbian Film makes sense now

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>>72891810
3rd
>jebem ti krvave gospe oči jeben ti gospu od sinja i od vrpolja jeben ti grob isusa kurbinog sina jeba mu pas materi oca da mu jeba
all in one sentence

>>72890984
>Joban Vladimir?

Ayy, what?

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>>72887598
>Jebem ti dete
>I'm fucking your child.
>I'm fucking your bloody child.
Serbs confirmed for pedos.

>>72889705
Can you give me an example of how to use kanker in a sentence?

>>72891982
He was the first Serbian saint, did you watch the film?

>>72891984
>coming from a Brazilian

>>72892053
No I just looked at the thumbnail...

Look, I'm sorry, I'm really interested in that sort of stuff, but I just don't have the time right now. It's past midnight here and I'm "working" on a shitty physics report.

>>72892081
There is no worst place on earth to be a pedo than Brazil, trust me.

>>72886485
here it is also common to say "jebo ti bog/isus/vrag/pas mater" which means jesus/god/satan/dog fucked your mother or "jebem ti mrtvu majku" i fuck your dead mother
stuff like that we say every day

>>72892034
Oprotten kankerlijer

Rot away cancer sufferer.

>>72892378
Krijg de kanker (get cancer)

Sterf kankerhond (die cancerous dog)

>>72892294
was it in brasil where the inmates raped the pedo
>>72892372
only if you're from western"civilized" croatia

>>72892437
but we are the most civilized part you fucking shiteater jebo ti pas mater
truth hurts faggot

>>72892590
well yeah you are
not denying that
though the people aren't

>>72892378
>>72892432
But you can also use it positively, like fuck.

Kankergezellig (cancerously cozy)
Kankervet (cancer fat) (meaning: very cool)
Kanker hard (cancer hard) (very fast / very exciting)

Or when you bump your toe. Kanker.

Or when you tell someone he shouldn't complain:
Loop niet zo te kankeren (don't cancer so much)

etc

>>72886485
>>72886851
Blasphemous swears should be banned and punished by public lashings, desu.

>>72892952
But they are an essential part of your cultural serbdom, just like calling Jesus by his Greek (Arabic?) name and worshipping a log every Christmas.

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>>72892819
>Kankergezellig (cancerously cozy)
>Kankervet (cancer fat) (meaning: very cool)
>Kanker hard (cancer hard) (very fast / very exciting)

I usually pull this one on Serbs because I am dedekind bosniak:

Jebem ja tvog isusa sto i po godina.

Fuck you serbs, gtfo my country.

>>72890970
Eyre fik

>>72893181
>Fuck you serbs, gtfo my country.
What, there are Serbs in Turkey? I know there are some but they're assimilated

>>72886745
lol
in the region I'm from (tuscany, italy) a common insult is "madonna affogata nella sborra di dio" which means "holy mary drawned in the cum of god". and this is not even the worst one.

>>72893306
Ofcourse, and there are Croats aswell.

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>>72893452
Daaamn, I am gonna use this one

>>72886485

"Bog te jebo" isn't even an insult, it's more of a casual phrase equivalent of "My god" or "Damn"

>Serbian speaker

>>72886485
Those are all Croatian insults

Serbs copied those curse words as they did our language after ottoman occupation

>>72894006
nope. everything in stokavian dialect is serbian, get over it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg79R5jopj8

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>>72894097
audiably chuckled

Blasphemous insults used to be pretty common in the US. Overuse has lessened the impact however. I also think they're fairly common in South America. It's odd that poland, a fairly catholic country, wouldn't have blasphemy in their insults to give them some extra weight.

>>72894006
>>72894134
Jebem ti hleb.

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>>72890970
>may you be struck by a dick
>a shoe is on your head
>damn your seventh grandfather

i'm dying, more please