La illaha ilallah muhammad ur rasullallah Congratulations brother

But I already am :/

hezbollah

>>72878398
Go away shoo

>>72878278
Wrong

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>>72878278
Islam is the ultimate redpill

>>72878498
All semetic religions are redpill, atheism is the worst cancer after maoism

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>>72878278
So if I say this to Muslim during war, he cant kill me?

>>72878597
Pretty much, but if its isis or al-qaeda than your shit out of luck

>>72878558
Judaism is pretty much based
But Christianity is so fucking cucked
That's why Islam is the biggest redpill, but the ME needs to stop make it look barbaric and basing their laws on the hadith too much

>>72878278
Since i'm now muslim give me 4 brown pussy.

>>72878868
Its not that easy, if the first wife agrees than you can have a second one and even then you cant have one if your not bapable of providing a comfertable life and cant manage her

>>72878498
Who are these Western whores and why are they playing dress up in a mosque ? Wasn't there someone to beat some respect into them them ?

>>72878278
I mispronounced that tongue twister so I'm not Muslim

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>>72878278
uhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lalalalahahahahihihihi m'ahmed
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
urururururushalom

>>72878278
just from reading that? so this is the power of Muhammad (PBUH)...

>>72878965
>if the first wife agrees
*apostazy*

>>72878597
if you're not fighting it's forbidden to kill you lad, unless it's isis

>>72878278
but i am already a muslim

>>72883899
Now you're exponentially a Muslim.

>>72883974
so i get 72^2 virgins? yayayayay

>>72883022
wtf i love islam now mashallah

>>72878278
Now that I'm a muslim, can you show us some wives? Have money. Want a nice light brown pretty one. I can maintain two but only want one.

>>72878278
Can I fuck little girls now? Please

>>72884260
kys

>>72884424
>kys
in a muslim way, like a c4 belt

>>72884545
hahahahahahahah lost

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The only good Islam is Twelver Shiism IMO. Iran is based as fuck

>>72884424
little boys then?

>>72884646
>islam
>twelver shiism
what?

>>72884680
thats only alright in afghanistan where "bacha-bazi" is allowed, at least the taliban tried to stop it

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>>72884704
>his Mahdi isn't occulted

WEW LAD

Reminder that Shia run states are the only ones in the Middle East not utterly cucked by Israel and KSA

>>72878278
Fuck
I read this aloud

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>>72884850
Haha you're gay now bro

>>72884646
this.

day of the mahdi when?

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Ramadan?

...wa ʿalīyyun walīyyu-llāh

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>>72884989
Soon brother, inshallah

>>72884807
>losing land to Israel
>in complete turmoil

Yeah m8 shiats arrr based

>>72884989
well the signs are complete so soon enough brother

>>72878278
So this is the power of Islam...

>>72885078
Im scared, this only means day of dajjal is closer

>>72878278
Inshallah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKfhWWdKpds

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>>72882217
Don't know why, but I had a hearty laugh.

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>>72878278
Can I practice taṣawwuf? Like the moroccans..

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Alhamdulillah, there is no god but Allah (May He be praised and exalted). Muhammad (peace be upon him) is the messenger of Allah (pbuh). TAKBIR!

>>72878278
Are you the guy from Quetta? If so get regional flags plz

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>>72884801
Wtf

>>72892356
Yes,am from Quetta and sorry no regional flag only one pakistan

>>72884801
Wtf is this shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9MpnpcCLvtM

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>>72892177
Answer please. I already said the oath.

>>72892668
:(

will ask the autists in flag to make the regionals, might just do it myself if I have the time

>>72892799
But why? Quetta is proud part of pakistan

>>72892738
sure thing buddy

>>72892920
Hmm it would probably be better to make a Baloch regional actually

and anyway regionals don't mean it's not a proud part of the country

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>>72892177
>>72892738
Yes, certainly
https://youtu.be/zQsS1UeL7HE

>>72892669
>Mfw they make quite decent traps
just pump some estrogen and I might consider shagging one

all fucking sandniggers must fucking hang

>>72893233
>consider shagging
I know, that you definitely would do that, muzzie paki.

>>72893381
Im 3/4 afghani anyway

>>72893477
Even better, you, child rapist

>>72878278
Dear Siddi, can I be Quranist or Sufi ?

>>72893586
>Leaf nigger
>>>/hm/

>>72893713
Why ? I was actually nice towards you.
Also, since you convert me, you should be nice toward me.

>>72878472
what does egypt think of pakistan

>>72893797
sorry shitposting is a sin worse than shirk. G8 raked

>>72893930
I did not even shitpost.
But you post was one,m8

>>72893586
No angl*s allowed

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Y'all need some Jesus

>>72894417
I'm not even Anglo.

>>72878278
oh well

now give me a cute lebanese gf

>>72878278
No I'm not. DIE! FOR THOR! VALHALLA!

>>72878794
>But Christianity is so fucking cucked
There are 3 different branches, you have to be specific

>>72896889
That is why you join the Viking Religion. Valhalla is a better place to live.

>>72896908
No, I'm a slav and Orthodox Christian

>>72896923
But why... I like the nordic gods
>I'm actually an Atheist. I'm just joking