You wake up tomorrow and the EU is a single, united country.

>>72871539

scream

>>72871539
stop allowing chimp brazilians claiming italian spanish portuguese heritage and acquiring eu passports

>>72871539
Reclaim the colonies. That way we will give work to them in their own countries, while enjoying that sweet oil and money in ours

>>72871539
Celebrate

>>72871539

scream

Scream

>>72871539
get back our colonies so we have an even greater empire

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move to argentina

>>72871539
go to war with russia, it's literally our only option at that point

>>72871539
Is Transylvania a federated state?

Would be better than what we have now desu.

>>72871539
Resignate from my job and enjoy the delicious welfare paid by northern eurocucks.

>>72872708
Hah, only refugees and Roma get gibs, no lazy Mediterraneans

Join the European Foreign Legion

go to work as usual
maybe live a bit better since we are one cunt now with at least resemblingly equal level of pays

>>72871539
Celebrate

Emigrate to another continent. United Europe for Russia always means war.

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Join the maquis

all memes aside if that did happen i would move to the US illegally

>>72872781
Most of the people posting here from northern europe are welfare queens, buddy, let's share some of that monis, ok?

>>72871539
Buy estate in Poland

>>72871539
smile, it's either everything or nothing
hopefully there will be one army, it could be the biggest in the welt

>>72871539
Probably nothing because my home has been robbed and I have been murdered by romanians.

>>72875043
Not happening, lol

>>72874173
this

>>72871539
start a campaign for germexit

>>72871539
Move to a free country, like North Korea.
On a less cynical note, probably just move to Switzerland. It'll be a good opportunity to brush up on my French too.

>>72871539
start building a fence

>>72871539
Celebrate.

get drafted in the army and invade russia

>>72871539
Brace for the invasion.

Every time the Germans get together with the Austrians something disastrous is about to happen.

>>72871539
Celebrate

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>>72871539
Celebrate on streets

dance with spanish girls, smoke netherlands weed and drink czechs beer with hungarian friends in Marsylia and eat pizzas

I honestly don't think people would care that much. some would chimp out at first then they'd adapt and go on about their daily lives. many unions in the past were even more violent and unwanted and people stopped caring eventually

Board the first plane to America

quickly brits, if everyone grabs a paddle and sets off to dover now we can be near america by tomorrow morning

skream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6pTSGvp7T8

>>72879840
>>72877500
>exactly this

United States of Europe!

>>72871539

laugh

>>72880748
You'll need a new national anthem
Perhaps you should model it on the last United states of europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x72w_69yS1A

>>72880879
>being this salty

>>72880950
there's a reason the sea in between us is salt water

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>>72881003
>not saying:
>tastes salty - must be British

Much more you must learn, young Rajeed

>>72880879
Ode to joy, is already the anthem of europe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo_-KoBiBG0

>>72881195
atleast it's not a cuck anthem and got some power to it, contrary to the actual state of the EU

>>72881195
what about this though?
reflects current times better m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHav2bhd-4M

>>72882029
why not this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc

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>>72871539
I am calling on a green card.

>>72882160
that would be a red flag

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>UK
>part of the EU