>he does the virgin walk >he does the virgin sit >he

I only do the first one, (You) on suicide watch

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>>72861286
>he spends most of his day on 4chan
>he shitposts about it daily
>it's the reason why everyone hates leafs

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>he does the virgin existence

hotpocket man shall earn his pay with THIS

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>>72861286
>he does the Jihad of the virgin(72)

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>>72861316
>>72861286
>>72861325
ALL ME

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>>72861286
>He breathes like a virgin
>He sleeps like a virgin
>He eats like a virgin
>He masturbates like a virgin

>>72861286
>i don't do none of those but i'm still a virgin

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>>72861286

>He's a neet AND a virgin

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>>72861408

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>>72861286
>i don't know what to greentext

I regret nothing

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>he does the virgin suicide
>he dies like a virgin

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>>72861286

n-need to know what the virgin sit is lads I'm worried

>>72861526
kind of curious about this too ngl

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>>72861550
>mfw me too

>>72861286
What are half of these supposed to be

>>72861526
>forward head tilt
>rounded back
>doesn't seem relaxed
>one foot forward and one back
>stomach too close to desk
>awkward hand position on table (clueless what to do with them)

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>he does the virgin threads about virgins

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>he owns the virgin pet

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>>72861706
>he hangs out with the virgin malchiks

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>>72861737
>hey s-sorry man, b-but i just wanted to ask you if you have some monies... also may I borrow your mobile to phone my mom and tell her that I'm ok I guess...

>I do all of these but not a virgin
hmmmm

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>>72861455
>he gets the virgin digits

I am not virgin I fucked druggie for 20$

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>>72861286
>he does the virgin sex

>>72861286
>tfw i stutter because i either think faster than i can speak or i speak faster than i can think
>tfw no middle ground for me

>tfw not a virgin but on 14 month dry spell
>In the rare cases I can actually get with a girl I can't get hard because I'm 1) always drunk and 2) can only seem to get erect when choking or slapping the girl

>>72861316
Sorry we make people like OP

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>Mfw I'm not a virgin but I still do all of these