I'm sitting next to this super qt girl on the train /int/.

don't say anything and get rid of the need for roasties

Don't say anything to that beautiful Aryan goddess, you piece of genetic waste.

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just b urself :^)

Try this "There's going to be only seven planets soon, after i destroy Uranus."
10% of the time it works everytime.

I see it going down like this:

OP: "G'day luv, seeing as we're on a train n all; would like to play the train game?"

qt: "oh what's the train game?!"

OP: "well, you jus sit on me face, and I'll choo choo choo, huehuehuehue" *Ivan Milat'ing intensifies*

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Pls b serious

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You're fucking Australian isn't this in your blood or something? Is she reading a book or something, when she takes a break ask her about it.

>start giggling
>start laughing louder and louder
>eventually get hysterical
>When you stop look over at her shock and say "sorry, just saw the funniest thing".
>She will naturally be curious
>Then show her a picture of PEPE on your phone
>Slap her

And that's you win kiddo

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That's only if you grew up at a normal height. If you're in the mid fives like you are for me, women refuse to even breathe in your direction.

How was I meant to do well with women if they all never payed me attention anyway?

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STICK UR BOOMERANG IN HER DIDGERIDOO

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>How was I meant to do well with women if they all never payed me attention anyway?

>How was I meant to do well with women

>meant to do well with women

Ok, I think I narrowed down where you thought process went awry....

>>72860681
hmm, i don't know, do girls like being spoken to on trains

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here's a couple of real advices :
>trains are not typically where girls intend to hook-up
>unless you find a qt girl at a bar or a club, she probably has a boyfriend and isn't willing to cheat
>don't try to pick girls that are way above your looks
cheers

If you sit like a virgin you'll never have a chance.

>>72861078
There's a joke buried here somewhere about running a train on your mother while talking dirty to her, but it's late here and my mind can't put it together...

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Say loudly, Allahuakbar, you are beautiful like the virgins of heaven. Would you like to Bang me? We'll have an explosive time!

unless she fancies you or got her attention theres no point
you could try eyecontact but chances are if you need to ask you arent the type of bloke who knows what hes doing

Make loud yelping noises until she makes eye contact then introduce yourself. This way she knows your name and you're not that guy sitting over there.