>mfw Amerisharts have to pay at the petrol station to

It's only like $2 a tire, what's the big deal?
You think that air grows in trees or something?

>australians eat vegemite

Okay, and? You're buying a product.

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>>72838116
I do it 4 3 as often as I like. In fact I often deflate my tyres just so I can enjoy the thrill of free reinflating

>>72838029
There are some free ones

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>>72838029
>>72838197
>tyre

>>72838197
it's just an excuse so your wife can have some time with you son's father

>>72838029
Literally just did it for free

>>72838392
Get back to making my mi goreng

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>Amerifats have to microwave their foreskin and tip their shoes after getting shot at by their refrigerators

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>>72838363
>tire

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>be american
>wake up
>put water in microwave to make coffee
>grab a can of squeeze cheese for breakfast
>getting ready to go to work
>fuck, realize i forgot the shoes in the freezer
>cold shoes causes frostbite
>go to the hospital to get feet amputated
>the hospital bill comes out at 70k + foreskin in tip