>Have internet friend from Belgium >He asks me for help

>he finishes his degree
>earns 50k euro per year
>you can't get a job

>>72820509
>he finishes his degree
>gets a job
>gets money
>goes to spain
>you kindly suck his dick

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>have internet friend from Algeria
>tells me how sad he is and how he wants to kill himself
>he randomly deletes his facebook profile

>internet friends
no such thing

all my e-friends are polish

>>72820647
Cuidado con el edge juan andres que vienen las farc y te meten un tiro en la nuca

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>>72820626
>be self-employed IT monkey
>most real and satisfying job i could possibly achieve
>work my ass off finding clients, getting paid 15€/hour for the few I get
>father says im a lazy computer faggot

>>72820747
CHI

My internet friend is woman Koreaboo. quite weird.

>american internet friend
>Trump gets elected
>I'm not necessarily pro-Trump, but I'm not autistically anti-Trump either
>american internet friend suddenly accuses me of getting all my information from "far alt-right news sources", and how I'm quickly moving into a bad place

>>72821141
Well, you are on 4chan right now.

>>72820676
I remember something similar from a guy that played COD or something and had a allahsnackbar friend

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>>72821238

>>72821279
That one. Thanks Manolín

>>72820509
Internet friends were so much better before the social media boom, people were more honest.

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>Have internet friend from Denmark
>He asks me to help with his music production
>I gladly help him
>He released the track on his website
>says "Feat. Anon"

>E-friend from Norway and I are both fucked up and at desperate loss time in our lives
Feels good that even across boarders people have the same situation

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>Have internet friend from Molenbeek
>He asks me for a ride to the airport
>I gladly help him
>He thanks Allah for it

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How do I get an e-friend?

>>72822464
We are all your internet friends here.