>lonely canadian boi on the street asks you for directions

feed em eggs

It's probably kinda far away, my state produces more bovine meat than poultry.

>>72813190
Isn't all your meat rotten?

>>72813323
No.

Can't he make it at home?
Poutine are fries with gravy and some cheese on top.

>>72813190
You will end up selling hard, sour and rotten meat to our poor Canadian boi.

>>72813190
They don't want rotten eggs anyways

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I would instead take him inside my house and cuddle with him under five blankets :3

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i would make him some gravy all right

>>72813036
I'd call my narco friends and kidnap you.

>>72813036
Kiss him passionately as I caress his stiffening bulge

>>72813406
Teach him how to cook
Yell him:
>WHEN YOU BURN IT
>YOUU EAAAT IIIT

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Hug him.
Put his head against my chest.
Kiss his forehead.
Whispering in his ear that everything will be ok.

>>72813036
Stab him then kill myself

>>72813036
There's a Smoke's a few cities away. The curds here don't squeak though.

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>>72813036
>poutinery