Have you heard about the chupa cu?
It's a beast which has scared the population in brazil.
THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING IT
is it the same shit as chupaccabra?
shit made a sensation back in the 90s
>>72801820
It's worse than chupacabra.
It kills people.
>>72801765
>chupa cú
sounds like a pick up line
>>72801886
well, we only known chupacabra.
in fact, its article was the first text i can read in my whole life.
>>72801886
how does it kills people by sucking their assholes?
>>72801765
God damnit brazil get your own myths
>>72802164
Neat, that 90's paranormal wave was my drill when i was a kid. Too bad is nonexistent now.
>>72806197
Dude, that's not chupacabra.
>>72801765
>chupacu
>not chupicolé
>>72801765
have you cunts heard of the bunyip?
/mythos/ thread lada
>>72808350
Its a hye knock off what is worst
>>72808714
>not czupakabra
>>72801765
>chupacu
>>72811230
Do you know?
Those gringos don't know how bad that situation is.
>>72809129
Buny who?
Please...
>tfw this motherfucker told people it existed and people believed it
>>72801765
Pika chu?
Supposedly in Nicaragua was found this skeleton belonging to the
>>72801765
This is just a fucking chupacabra which in turn is just a fucking coyote with a bad case of mange.
>gringos will never know the terror of the Goianinha's Ass Sucker
We must stop it before it's too late /br/os.
>>72801765
>Chupa cu
lel
>>72814918
>gringos don't know what is like o have to sleep with a shotgun on your bed because demonic beasts migth attack on your sleep
>>72814976
just got it thank you for bridging the gap between the true whites and your less white neighbors.
argentina is our greatest ally
>>72815055
what?
>>72815184
Footage of the chupa cu
>>72815055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0o3R_EMrac
Why is it so lowres? I would rather believe this. At least there has been eye witnesses and recordings.
>>72815019
>thank you
You are welcome
ps: invest in eastern argentina
You guys have to understand that chupa cu's not a demon, he's an alien.
There are footage, but if I show it here, I going to die.
It's very common in São Paulo.
When the man goes to work their wifes are attacked by the Chupa Cu.
The people of São Paulo loves when this occurs.
>>72815552
cucked by the Chupa Cu
>>72815552
Also, in Rio de Janeiro or North/South of Brazil, is very easy a chupacu suck your mom and girlfriend.
>>72801765
Very scary.
>>72815820
>South of Brazil
Actually the demon who hunts there is the Chupa Pica and the Queima Rosca.