>be the child of immigrants
>look like a German
>raised monolingual, can only speak German in a strong regional dialect
>completely assimilated with absolutely zero connection to my parent's roots
>feel 100% pure German at heart and hate foreigners with a passion
>treated like a German until they see my name
>"where are you from?"
>Germany
>"no like what are you really?"
Where are you from originally?
Hallo ick bin
>>72785967
>>72785800
I christen thee Dirk
>>72785800
>look like a German
Das denkst du dir nur so.
>>72786156
>t. Tyler Waletzki
>>72785800
Its up to you to make national socialism in Germany great again.
>>72785800
What cunt does your name come from? Also would you change your name into a Germanised version of it if you could?
Why is Germany so tribalist? It's not like French, British, Italians, Spaniards give a shit whether you're a foreigner or not. But only Germans developed this tribalist culture worthy of some Stone Age tribe. From the distance it looks pathetic and ridiculous.
>>72785800
t. Friedrich ben Oglu
>>72785800
T. Mom is Melanie Zhang and Dad is Zachary Markerbergsteingoldberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpaI_i8DU6Y&ytbChannel=Nesid%20Dinle%20%C4%B0ndir
>>72785800
What's the problem, Andrzej/Borat?
I moved to the UK when I was 5 (now I'm 25), but I don't feel any butthurt when people ask me about my home country. Moreover, if I drink with a new company and they show interest in my home country, I can tell them funny stories from my Eastern European shithole (about drinking and corruption), so my background actually helped me to shag some slags and make some drinking buddies.
>>72787592
Jesus christ, Is your dad Like, 5 jews glued together?
>>72787862
I have been to my parent's country once
I don't know it