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taigs not welcome edition
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GAS
THE
HUNS
lads
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>>72749588
Second for the IRA
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>>72749588
what's taigs?
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https://youtu.be/ik5Ddd67TSw
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noticed i've always been a bit of a late bloomer
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Dislike pakis, muzzies, sheeds and sandniggers
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we NEED diversity RIGHT NOW
our society needs to be more EXCITING
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>>72749638
The Irish
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is het patat of friet?
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ID HATE TO BE A FENIAN CAUSE THEYRE BASTARDS AND THEYRE SLY
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>>72749620
ngl I don't think I've ever seen a proper good Irish post. The Irish either seem to be annoying or just very bland posters.
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taigs NOT welcome
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do a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CCf7gvmDEU
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>>72749679
and proddies most of all
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IF YE CANNAE DO THE BOUNCY YOURE A TAIG
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>>72749638
what northern irish runtoids call Irish runtoids
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BLACK X6 PHANTOM
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regret getting salted sunflower seeds desu
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>>72749717
Looks like a 5 year old drew it
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>he lets this one slide
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when i was young
an had no sense
i bought a tin flute for fifty pence
the only song
that i could play
was fuck the pope an the ira

nananananana
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>>72749638
Dirty wee fat fucks and two faced slimey cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nhc7fkzIJQ
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SMASH
THE
TAIGS
lads
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this CANNOT be refuted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFVwSI1smpE
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>>72749770
part of the tradition
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>>72749757
>northern irish
No such thing
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did he divide us yet?
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Would you like to try a cheeseburger bobby sands
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>>72749811
don't know/care enough about irish shite to argue
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXyv1TW4R4A
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>>72749796
*refutes it*
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>>72749588
GAS
THE
TAIGS
LADS
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>>72749824
bobby sands wouldn't be a hero if starving wasn't an irish national sport
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GAS
THE
TAIGS
LADS
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ireland?
don't you mean western northern ireland?
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I do a good duck impression
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>taig
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>>72749811
t. Northern Irish person
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any antifa lads in?
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Fact: the most northern part of Ireland isn't even in Northern Ireland
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Who was the African prince who declared war on the UK when the British attempt to abolish the slave trade?
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>>72749686
>>72749757
>>72749783
whatever they are, if they are catholics I'm with them
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>>72749936
me
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God bless northern Ireland, love from England , British brothers , i am proud to share these isles with such great people. No surrender and god save the queen !
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>>72749942
Gas the catholics holy war now
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>>72749950
MUH LEEGS
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actually cringe at northern irish people still divided

get a grip
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>>72749942
> muh religion n sheeeit
it's 2017 lad, give your noggin a joggin
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train across canada when
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>>72749936
Battle of Zanzibar maybe


I just remover because the war only lasted 30 minutes, from deceleration by the Africans, to forced peace treaty by the British
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>>72749979
hello nigger
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>biggest band of the 60s were irish
>biggest band of the 70s were irish
>biggest band of the 80s were irish
>biggest band of the 90s were irish

>the absolute STATE of british culture
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>>72750001
hello taig
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>>72749925
"north" refers to moral, not latitudinal, height
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*cracks my knuckles*
where's that wee fenian BASTARD i want words
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test
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>>72749958
omg poor guy
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cheapest flights to chicago in august go via dublin

is aer lingus any good lads
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>>72749936
me
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>>72748176
Is there any other website which uses the google captcha as massively as this? I remember moot got a notice from google saying he owed them 300000 $. Perhaps that is why he joined google.he is slaving it out for free
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>>72749783
why are the "british" northern irish people far less musically talented than the "irish" ones? that song is dreadful
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business idea: upper-class murder mystery series where, as opposed to pulling out a gun and holding everyone hostage while he explains his motives upon getting caught, the murderer immediately runs away, leaving a vaguely man-shaped hole in the wall before engaging on a slapstick getaway scene amid silly music and the usual tropes involving ridiculous disguises, switcheroos and fight clouds
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>>72749958
hope the damn brexiters are proud, they made this happen
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>"""""""working""""""" class runts spend most of their money friviously and on useless shit while the middle class save
>complain when they can't afford houses
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manners maketh man
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>>72749958
>wog tries to colonise a village
>gets so rejected he goes to a tolerant urban shithole and kills immigrants/lefties
proud of my rural kin
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>>72750003
I've taken the train from Alberta to Ontario

lots of prairie
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>>72750050
same reason the rest of the brits are less talented than the irish
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@55.0648063,-7.2699503,3a,15y,321.91h,85.97t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s4JQGMrIWaR4vuzl95xc2VQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1?hl=en

ireland was a misake
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>>72750021
mate I grew up in southampton and live in london, definitely a "taig" lmao
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ulster says
*checks the sheet of paper*
no
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>>72750050
Because our music is marching band music
All taig music sounds like whiney nasal fueled virginity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ivJaTFZ26k
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londonderry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9hXoVBsl_4
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>hello nigger

And btw, I'm not posting this because I'm black, I'm not. It's the right thing to do, even though Ethiopia shits on gay people all the time. It is the Bene Gesserit way.
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no surrender

the pope's a bender
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>>72750064
>middle class get the deposit paid by mammy and daddy

ftfy
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>>72750064
>make fun of middle class people for dressing modestly and not wearing overpriced nigger brands
>90k in debt
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'kills all the taigs*
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>/brit/ discusses Ireland more than /éire/ discusses Britain
Hmmmm
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>>72750090
hello rasheed
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why are 90% of southern lads called charlie?
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>8/10 looks in real life
>8/10 in close up-mid range photos
>3/10 in full body shots (face looks really small and weird)
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>>72750111
the politically correct term is londonderry/londonlondonderry mate
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The Roanoke Colony was a late 16th-century attempt by Queen Elizabeth I to establish a permanent English settlement in North America.

The colonists disappeared during the Anglo-Spanish War, three years after the last shipment of supplies from England.

There is no conclusive evidence as to what happened to the colonists.
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>>72750108
>This song playing is a sectarian and racist tune; The Famine Song that glorifies the murder of Irish people

actually just weird
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>>72749638
BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW
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taigs?!

in MY /brit/?!

can't be having this

*dons balaclava and drives to divis tower*
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>>72750154
FONT
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>>72750198
So lol
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>>72750146
that's because there are more irish people in /brit/
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>>72750182
Ran off and joined a native settlement. Happened all the time.
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>>72750229
actually its because you lot are obsessed with us
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>>72750010
No I believe he was Prince of an area around modern-day Benin
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>>72750135
And co-sign the mortgage.
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>White City, London

how white is it though?
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bobby sands mp
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>>72750220
*wanks to a picture of my gf*
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Just had sex lads
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>>72750182
So lol
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>>72750219
what way would you drive there
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@54.9975496,-7.3246799,3a,30y,288.2h,92.46t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sOj5Eb3rbRy_Ap8ydOFhjhQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

these murals are a bit shit 2bh
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>>72750198
>the famine
>murder
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COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS
COME AND FOIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
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>>72750055
fund it
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>>72749624
Gas the huns?
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>>72750023
No it refers to geographical position. The most northern part of Ireland isn't a park of the united kingdom.
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>>72750221
>>72750296
that's literally nigger tier
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>>72750307
yes we know it's not a park
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>>72750324
So lol
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>>72750023
what the shite is moral height
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remember when you went to your poor friends house for an evening meal and you had to pretend to laugh at you've been framed
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>>72750324
what could be more nigger tier than starving?
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playing songs with suggestive names on spotify in the hope that this girl sees them in her friend activity
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I was trying to explain loyalist marching bands to a Yank once but the only frame of reference he had was the high school marching bands they have over there.
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>>72749673
I noticed your bloomers as well lad x
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>>72750360
the moral high ground
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>>72750360
never heard of the moral high ground?
>flag
probably not
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we /westbrit/ now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGUs9nQGaw
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>>72750324
head of the british government pictured with a terrorist organisation
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gap yah
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>>72750362
no
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I think all my years as a shut in have fucked with my eyes
it was so bright out today it hurt, couldn't stop squinting
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>>72750360
Hello Paddy.
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>enter /brit/ thread
>they just talk about Ireland
Wew
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>this time tomorrow it will be time to start thinking about work tomorrow
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Northern direland

Our retarded little brother that was sent to live with some carers but even they're sick of minding the poor retarded fucker, costs them £13 billion a year
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>>72750406
>>72750415
you dont look up at a height and say thats north you absolute spastics
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britain would be a muisical wasteland without the influence the irish there had

the only pure english music is either some poncy-arse art college shite or whatever the fuck that 'urban' shit the niggers there make is called
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>tfw look like this but socially retarded and girls think I'm weird
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John Smith was the a leader of the Virginia Colony between September 1608 and August 1609.

When Jamestown was England's first permanent settlement, Smith trained the settlers to farm and work, thus saving the colony from early devastation. He publicly stated "He that will not work, shall not eat", quoting from the Bible 2nd Thessalonians 3:10.

After his father died, Smith left home at the age of sixteen and set off to sea. He served as a mercenary in the army of Henry IV of France against the Spaniards.

Then he engaged in both trade and piracy, and later fought against the Ottoman Turks.

Smith is reputed to have killed and beheaded three Turkish opponents in single combat duels.

He was captured, and sold as a slave. His mistress in Constantinople fell in love with Smith.

He then was taken to the Crimea, where he escaped, returning to England in 1604.
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>>72750498
So lol
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>>72750502
no you don't

girls would still fuck that
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>>72750502
you have a foot on your knob, its no wonder that girls think you're weird haha
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>>72750470
why are people so anxious about work?

it's just work
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>>72750509
sounds like a lad
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Remembering when I was young and asked my protestant NornIron grandfather if he or his dad were ever in the IRA
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I'm gay, AyMA lmao.
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>>72750537
bit gay lad
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would like to live in a greek colony in ukraine
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>>72750509
>>72750567
So lol
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need to do all my washing up but cba lol
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How did Ian Paisley get away with it.

He practically caused the whole troubles single handedly.
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imagine being fluent in another language
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wanted to go for a walk like an hour ago but just sat in bed haha
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>>72750509
The New World is a pretty good film
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>>72750557
My job is speaking to angry normoids all day on the phone. And when I'm not on the phone I'm taking a bollocking from my jobsworth cunt boss.
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>>72750599
allegedly
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>>72750625
should have done better in school
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>>72750502
mirin the ricks
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>>72750599
Unionist prods are genuinely thick as fucking bricks. You can do ANYTHING you want and as long as you said "Ulster is British" at the end, they'll let you away with it.
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>>72750625
sorry to hear lad

my manager loves me and my work is a piece of piss
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>>72750481
>being this mad NI went to live with their cool dad instead of their whore mother (the republic of direland)
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>Every elevation of the type “man” has hitherto been the work of an aristocratic
society…As to how an aristocratic society originates, one ought not to yield to any humanitarian illusions: truth is hard…Men of
a still natural nature, barbarians in every fearful sense of the word, men of prey still in possession of an unbroken strength of will and lust for power, threw themselves upon weaker, more civilized, more peaceful…or upon old mellow cultures…The noble caste was in the beginning the barbarian caste: their superiority lay not in their physical strength, but primarily in their psychical – they were more complete human beings (which, on every level, also means as much as “more complete beasts”).
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>>72750567
Are there still Greeks there?

I only know about those Black sea colonies from the Total War games desu.
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>>72750614
thailad teach me how to dance
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>>72750672
So lol
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Pitcairn Island

Among the legislative enactments was more than one concerned with the preservation of cats, the object being to keep down rats. Thus the laws of 1884 direct that:

"Any person or persons after this date, September 24th, 1884, maliciously wounding or causing the death of a cat, without permission, will be liable to such punishment as the Court will inflict. . . . Should any dog, going out with his master, fall in with a cat, and chase him, and no effort be made to save the cat, the dog must be killed; for the first offence — fine 10s. Cats in any part of the island doing anyone damage must be killed in the presence of a member of Parliament."
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How come normies don't do things like the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge anymore?
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>>72750675
no, it's all ruins now
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>>72750670
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>>72750672
I also like Nietzsche
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>>72750614
But I am...

In English.
(Somewhat Italian too.)
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>>72750701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2o5Rxc6F0
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>>72750481
theyre alright
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milf co worker with a fat arse keeps calling me a big strong man
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*pats direland on the head*
don't worry bud...you'll get better...some day
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>>72750701
The same reason we don't use old memes any more.
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>>72750693
So lol
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JUMP SCARE!!1!
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>>72750647
I'll have you know I did very well in school. Just did terrible at uni.
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I like my job 2bh

It's an adventure everyday. Get to work with cranes and stuff sometimes and talk a lot of shit with my coworkers.
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>>72750701
pretty sure it's not hard to find a normie virtue signalling somewhere if you try
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I'M SUCH A BAD BOY tee hee

HERE'S MY WHIP
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captain cook was the greatest englishman

the polynesians thought he was god
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we're all here...all the lads
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>>72750684
would love to if you were here

i can move t b h
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>so called Irishmen who unironically suck up to the English and desperately want to be a degenerate little english province
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>>72750811
much quicker to just greentext leinster lad
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>>72750811
>so called Irishmen
So called by who? There exists no Unionist Irishmen.
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>>72750756
/brit/ does nothing but recycle old memes though
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>>72750811
Who are you referring to?
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Decided to challenge myself today by not resorting to alcohol to cure boredom. I am now facing boredom head-on, and it is quite unbearable.
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>>72750878
proto-yanks going on about >MUH HERITAGE MUH BIBLE
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anyone else really enjoy those italian memes on normiebook?
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>>72750918
So lol
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>>72750915
Smoking is a passable alternative desu.
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>>72750802
>that shitty as fuck crop
Haven't seen one as bad since the famine.
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>>72750721
>posting the edited version
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Captain Cook mentioned
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>>72750918
Pardon? Your post is utter gibberish lad.
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the most intelligent books ever written in English were written by the Irish
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>>72750915
What are you gonna do? Just NOT drink?
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Miss ethylphenidate and methiopropamine
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>get a text
>it's from dominos
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>>72750915
Go for a drive around town and if something catches your eye stop and check it out
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How do you like your scrambled eggs, lads?

Me - cooked in butter, not over done. salt & pepper with a couple of grilled tomatoes on the side.
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>>72750960
>edited
It's the original.
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>>72749681
Oh wow the kiddo is still conscious on 0:20.
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>>72751021
So lol
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>>72751026
all me (but not a virgin)
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>>72750952
Nice try, cigarette man

>>72750990
Drink with friends in bar only. Or 'friend', since I only have one. And he'll probably flake out on me again tonight so there will be no drinking whatsoever.

Basically I just want to stop using alcohol as an escape from my dull life.

>>72751005
Can't go for a drive but I do go for walks a heck of a lot now. I'm thinking of taking pictures with my phone but there isn't a great deal to take pictures of in this town.
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>>72751080
Use codeine instead it's healthier
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Going to fucking HEEM the next environmentarunt that says something negative about oil and gas
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>>72751026
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
me desu
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to intelligent too be a protestant
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why do the northern irish all have moustaches?
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The exgf is literally BEGGING for my cock again lads, i don't know how long i can hold out
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>>72751132
why not just have sex with her then?
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>>72751112
>he keeps suggesting drugs to take
Are you trying to ruse me mate
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>>72751118
>Left spur of the cross is misaligned by 1 pixel

This annoys me far more than it should.
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>>72751132
why'd you break up in the first place?
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>>72751126
Northern ireland is just like stepping into the 80's
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>>72751080
What if you walk to the pub and make some friends there? Any sports on TV you can catch?
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>>72751080
Can you take public transport out of town and take pictures there? Maybe find a way to make some money and invest it in a decent camera if you think you'll like photography.
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>>72751156
She's not over me, she's vulnerable and lonely, it wouldn't be right
>>72751170
She was immature
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>>72751026
this is really just the anxiety walk
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>>72751132
Send her my way lad I'll take care of it for u
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>>72751026
really hope this doesn't become a popular thing on normiebook or we'll all be done for lads
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>>72750915
Turned myself into a depressed alcoholic because I started drinking in the evenings to have fun
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39oO7zKStvU
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U.S.A was colonized by ulster-scots, really makes you think
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Would the northern direland fuckers ever fuck off

Most boring cunts ever

>/brit/
>Brits and Irish bantering
>northern direish cunts can't banter, have no culture or anything so revert to "MUUUHH FEENS MUH TAIGS"

pathetic
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>>72751177
THAT'S THE THING. I want to do just that. But conversations are a complete puzzle to me. I always say something irrelevant or not fluid to the conversation.

I pop into bars and pubs a lot, but just by myself. I have a few drinks, read a book, then leave. Without so much spoken as an order at the bar.

>>72751196
Good idea. I don't have money at the minute but there'll be a loan coming in soon and I'm planning to splash some of that cash on something unrelated to student shit.
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>>72751173
this. got a letter during the week from my cousin in Portadown telling me he'd finally beat Bubble Bobble
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drank so much the past 10 years that i have painful heartburn every single day and vomit bile most mornings

went to the doctor and he fobbed me off with some sinus spray
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>>72751279
Same whiney nasal voice as all Irish

Scottish folk is better
>>
do you consider yourself an outsider?
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>>72751332
Good lad
>>
CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE

ON A STICK!

MISSUS BANFIELD
>>
i feel like benzos tonight
like benzos tonight
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>>72751206
>it wouldn't be right

penises are made to fit in vaginas, seems right
>>
>2 teen girls shot as Birmingham water balloon fight turns into gun fight at Senior Skip Day


>yanks
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>>72751351
We'll I'm certainly not an insider
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>>72751304
this tbqh, bunch of boring cunts
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>>72751022
just checked the archive and the loyalist one is older
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cargo cults are extremely cute
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>>72751310
You just have to practice lad

Do what the other Yank suggested and head out of town, find a small/quaint lil pub and pop in. Talk to the barman, they're used to talking to people so they will make conversations really easy. Ask for places to take pics of and head out after a few pints
>>
I'm going to sexually conquer Northern Ireland
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>>72751395
looks like she's had more knobs in her than hot dinners
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>>72751420
I would feel like I'm taking advantage, really horny though and her arse is so fucking peng
>>
putting a 'za in the oven
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these are the top 10 best books of the 20th century as voted by the American public in 1999
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Doing a think lads
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>>72751478
have a wank and think it over
>>
>>72751469
Ah yes, the ol' drink driving, great plan.
>>
>>72751304
The only English that like you lot are plastic paddies
>>
the CHIIIIINEEEEEEEESE look o-older
>>
DOING [clap emoji] A [clap emoji] POO [clap emoji]
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>>72751279
bit gay
>>
>>72751501
Shall

Thanks la x
>>
>>72751447
Nah it isn't sorry sweetie xoxo
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Benjamin Franklin was born on Milk Street, in Boston, Massachusetts, on January 17, 1706.

He is known for inventing the lightning rod and bifocal glasses.

His schooling ended when he was ten. At 12 he became an apprentice newspaper printer. Franklin adopted the pseudonym of "Silence Dogood", a middle-aged widow who wrote for the local newspaper.

At age 17, Franklin ran away to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Franklin was convinced by Pennsylvania Governor Sir William Keith to go to London. He returned to Philadelphia in 1726.

From the mid 1750s to the mid 1770s, Franklin spent much of his time in London. In 1756, he became a member of the Royal Society of Arts. In 1762, Oxford University awarded Franklin an honorary doctorate for his scientific accomplishments.

Franklin was also a member of the Lunar Society, which included James Watt and Erasmus Darwin.

In Dublin, Franklin was invited to sit with the members of the Irish Parliament

In 1767, he was introduced to King Louis XV of France and became friends with Voltaire.

When he returned to the USA in 1785, Franklin occupied a position only second to that of George Washington.
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>>72750956
criminally underrated
>>
bit mad that all the girls at work have holes between their legs literally designed to take cocks
>>
>>72751510
I didn't say that
>>
I was able to do something correctly and now I do it wrong every time I try

wat do
>>
>>72751469
Sounds fair. I am short-selling myself in the end really - can't get too far by not speaking to anybody.

I'll give it a try tomorrow, or even tonight if my friend temporarily ceases to exist as regularly occurs.
>>
I'm a bastard
U wish u could die
I become so strong when ur by my side
>>
might do a meme lads
>>
Developed a taste for The Weeknd desu
>>
الله أكبر
رأسه أولئك الذين يهانون الإسلام

t. londoner
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>>72750956
Howling
>>
>>72751496

redpill me on L Ron Hubbard
>>
>>72751573
>designed

foy
>>
>>72750797
why, to both those
>>
>>72751588
And take pics of your adventures for the lads on /brit/ :3
>>
>>72749979
How many 4 year-old girls were raped and necklaced for this post to get through?
>>
can't tell if my facial hair is good or not lol
>>
>>72751640
Maybe I will :3

As a gift to you and the other Yank for offering assistance, here is ambient trippy music to listen to for 4 and a half hours:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPSYdqvcH88

Gas is great shit!
>>
>dealer doesnt even have adderall
well what the FUCK is the point of you
>>
>>72751565
>>>/his/
>>
>>72751684
>necklaced

assume this is in reference to pearl necklacing or is it something different?
>>
mi wan buss in some1's daughter
>>
Number of casualties caused by ISIS: 6,000,000
Number of casualties caused by IRA: 0
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Thoughts?
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>>72751707
Adderall is a yank thing you eejit

Your dealer will have SPEED which is the exact same thing
>>
>>72751602

lets see what you got big boy
>>
>>72751557
on a semi-related note the guy in the picture reminds me of uncle andy x
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>>72751497
me in the back doing a rolly polly in the dust
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north ireland is really weird, kind of like north kroea
>>
>>72751740
>eejit
FOB
>>
>>72751731
rorke
>>
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>>72751720
>>
>>72751762
Really isn't
>>
big cocky gyal come wine pon me batty
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>>72751794
>that tire
Banter
>>
>>72751790
Argh an Irish
*flicks you off my arm with my forefinger and you go flying, squeaking hysterically as you go*
Horrible things
>>
>>72751798
alri kim il mcguinness
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saw an albino black man IRL today, very weird
>>
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>>72751794
My MP
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>>72751844
Was his name Vlad?
>>
>>72751839
*it was a hologram*
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>>72751816
>tire
FUCK OFF YANK
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Housemate's sister is staying this weekend, she keeps winking at me and she left her thong in the bathroom
>>
>>72751907
Yeah mate she's soooo into you
>>
>>72751856

just fuck my political career up?
>>
>>72751907
Willy twitched just reading this
>>
>>72751794
should have painted blood onto his hands
>>
>>72751840
I'm English
>>
>someone posts a boy in a skirt
>thread derailed
>discussion ended
>mods abandoned

why does this happen every fucking time
on every fucking board
on every fucking site
getting fucking sick of it
>>
orchestrating a wank
>>
>>72751883

Tyre is a city last I recall, a tire is a tire
>>
>>72751980
>>72751980
>>
>>72751958
dont care
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>>72751856
amazing lad
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>>72751983
Tyre is short for Tyrone
>>
>>72751969
link
>>
my politics start where my politics begin
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>>72751969
connect the dots you spaz. not that fuckinng difficult is it? janny is the poof-poster you spacker
>>
>>72751929
>>72751937
She's going out with her brother later, hopefully she'll be tanked up when she gets back. She seems like a right goer this one.
>>
>>72751983
Pretty sure tire is a verb you fucking nigger.
>>
>>72752026
for what purpose
>>
>>72752046

alright then, lets just call it a bouncy rolley
>>
>>72751715
>>>/her/story
>>
>>72752170
Don't get it
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>>72752170

Xestory
>>
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>>72751720
No, it's more like pic related and then they conclude the banter by setting the tyre on fire.
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