1. your country 2. when was the last time you puked? Israel

About two years ago.
I drank 4 litres of beer (which is a lot for me, I don't drink. Ever.) and munched it down with 500 grams of dried octopus, 200 grams of cheese flavoured rusks and 300 grams of seasoned calamari. Then I took a handful of Omeprazol pills and proceeded to watch The Nick.
After 10 minutes I was hugging the toilet.

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>>72710615
>tfw no dried octopus to munch on
boi i am hungry

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Can't really remember, but my best guess would be about a year ago and probably because of the good ole lighting up a fat one while drunk as shit.

polan
8 years ago, after a wedding
i forgot to eat food that day

>>72710420
thats such a vague and unprepared question
like, when was the last time you had a nosebleed?

i puked last year while i was sick i dont know

>>72710879
>when was the last time you had a nosebleed?
i don't remember
good question though

1. France
2. Around November/December at a party in some guys house

I was already drunk as shit and they put a little bottle of some alcohol made of plants from Savoie named "elixir" it destroyed me

New Years day

I had a couple of cuba libres and a beer, I'm not very good with alcohol

>>72710420

I was really hung over two weeks ago. I was sitting on the toilet at 10:30 in the morning, having my hangover shits, and then I also had to puke. So I grabbed the bin and hurled into it as I spray painted the porcelain out the other end.

Need artist sauce please

>>72711904
Nm

>France
>last friday night, st patrick's
>fuck you Jameson whiskey

>>72710420
>3 weeks ago
I took too much molly, and I barely made it to the toilet on time.

1. US of A
2. Last night. Drank to oblivion, vomited and passed out, then woke up around midnight and started drinking again.

2014 sometime during Christmas holidays. Pretty rough year for me, got stupid drunk and puked it all out, and slept for a good 12 hours

Canada

Went to an australian themed bar a couple years back and had one imported australian beer.
ended up puking right on the street

Aussies, what was that disgusting beer? I know I've had australian beers that I've quite enjoyed.

>>72710420
Honestly can't remember but a girl at work came back today after a stomach bug and today I've had indigestion and it's quite bad now.

Really hope I'm not going to get the bug I've got things to do this weekend.

2 weeks ago. I puke almost every weekend.

Sometime last year I think. Viral infection or something. Those are terrible because you have a shaky stomach for days and can't have anything other than zwieback and tea and get hungry as hell. The pukings from bad food are great because you immediately feel better afterwards.

Got awful gas bloat in my stomach a few months ago and intentionally gagged myself. No actual puke, but I released most of the gas.

I got food poisoning a few years ago. Made me vomit AND gave me the shits. Wasn't fun, if I'm being honest.

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Why have I never thought of this question?

last week though it was only a tactical puke so it's all good

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Japan
I normally throw up after eating but I don't suffer from it at all, because I'm a ruminant.

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About a year ago after I ate an entire tub of ice cream in one sitting.

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>>72710420
About a year and a half ago.
I ate some bacteria contaminated cheese and got sick as fuck for 2 weeks. I lost about 10kg in the process.

>>72710420
1.flag
2.last night(food poisoning)

>>72710420
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a week ago I had 5 pints and some whisky, also I was wearing a T-shirt and it was cold I wasn't even drunk anyway I'm not used to drink anymore and now I remember why I stopped getting drunk.

France.
Let some friends have their party at my apartment, and while it was happening, they had me eat some of the food they'd prepared. Then, when the party was wrapped, and I could lull myself to sleep, I threw up while in bed. It is my belief that the food was poisoned. This was two months ago.

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Had shit hummus two days before going to the uk and couldn't eat until 2 days into the trip

>>72712523
>tactical puke
Is akin to what it is in France, where you throw up mid-party to enjoy the rest?

>>72714007
Sometimes I puke before sleeping when I'm drunk so I don't feel too bad the in the mourning and I can do stuff.

>>72712523
>>72714007
Yes.
Taking a tactical is a secret Anglo technique to carry on drinking when you've been chugging overly gassy lager. Its really takes dedication to chunder up a stomach full of frothy beer and go straight back to drinking the same thing.

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About a month ago on holiday in prague. Got smashed in town and then carried on drinking when I got back to the apartment. Forgot to have my post session berocca and lucozade. The hangover vomit was inevitable.

UK
About 7 hours ago, forgot to renew my anti-depressants so I missed a week and I'm back on them today which does unpleasant things to your gastrointestinal system.

>>72714874
>secret Anglo technique
I wouldn't know about that. It's been around here for so long that it even has a name for itself.

>>72715041
What's it translate to in frog?

>>72710420
USA USA USA
Don't remember. Probably not since I was a kid.

>>72715124
"Quiche stratégique"

>>72710420
1. US
2. About 4 weeks ago when I thought drinking 3 pitchers of pisswater beer was a good idea.

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>>72710420
1. flag
2. since i was a kid, like 10 or less years old

Netherlands

28th of December 2016, Lisbon, Portugal.

Was partying with a bunch of Brazilians and Germans in Lisbon, drank a lot of absinthe, a lot of sangria (my puke was purple and stained the bedsheets), caipirinha. First time I had the latter two so it hit me like a bomb out of nowhere.

>>72710420
two years ago after 1L corn schnapps

>>72715162
Can't be a true tactical then. A tactical looks nothing like quiche. You should be chundering a perfect 50/50 mixture of beer and gas.

>>72715358
>corn schnapps
Wait... you mean whisky? Or is it actually corn flavored schnapps? Who would buy corn flavored schnapps?

>>72715442
>perfect 50/50 mixture of beer and gas.
Ah, have yet to learn it all then. Though, in my own defense, I'm a decent heavyweight against drunk, and never consume to an extent that would damage my liver, so I don't really need to know it that much.

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>>72715621
It's clear alcohol made from corn. German vodka basically

A few months ago, was innawoods with some friends and ate tin of bullens pilsnerkorv that was long bad, felt pretty bad and had to walk the few km back in freezing weather and boots from ww2 completely withput traction, upphill in both mud and ice. Puked when i got home

>>72715621
As an American, you know the stuff by the name of "moonshine". It's that stupid shit that's sold in a mason jar.
It's not actual moonshine, it's just branding.

>>72710420
1. Czechia
2. Last year, in May I guess. I ate some sandwich with older ham for dinner. Felt sick for like 2 hours, then I puked and felt better afterwards

I ran out of beer and vodka a couple months ago and had poor enough judgement to cut into my supply of red wine. My stomach disagreed with that particular mix.

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>>72716113
How is moonshine not moonshine?
t. hillbilly

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Last spring

I had a painful headache and I puked

Puked from alcohol - never happened.