>great culture >amazing food >astonishing history >beautiful

Brazil is shit, believe me i'm brazilian and white.

>>72676686
Mohammed please go away.

>>72676786
How about you Tell me Why i'm wrong instead of spouting memes!?

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>>72676686
They never lost a war
>>72676842
>Asking a Brazilian why his country is bad
You made a huge mistake

>>72676976
Why are they so self-loathing anyway?? Why can't they accept how awesome their country is?

>>72676686
>nigger culture
>food is indeed good
>history is pretty much the same as half the countries in the new world
>art has highs(muh baroque) and lows, currently at an all time low(like the rest of the world)
>women are black, fat, and retarded gold diggers
>language is ok(romance languages are better than germanic trash)
>architecture is cute(muh baroque) yes
>music is like art, sometimes great, mostly terrible nowadays(nigger funk). National anthem is a good song but long af

t. monkey

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>>72677061
Women are thicc

>>72677061
>nigger culture
I blame the burgers for this. Most of our niggers just copy the black Americans.

>>72677046
The first answer is very good
https://www.quora.com/Do-Brazilians-hate-themselves

>>72677179
Image quality is 3rd world

>>72677179
A lot of brazilian women are pretty average bro.

1/50 looks like the ones in your image.

Better than the UK but still not the best odds eh

>>72679222
i have seen average and uggos in Rio with great BODIES tat least twice as many fit women and half the fatties compared to the USA

>>72679569
being fat in a third world country is a privilege of the wealthy, a shitload of people die of starvation in the north and northeast

>>72680083
t. never been to the north

>>72680083
lol.
Nowadays, being fat mean you eat unhealthy cheap food like McDonals, and it apply to pretty much every country

>>72676686
HOLY BAIT

>>72677046
The only self loathing Brazilians ive ever met are 4chan. All the ones ive met irl (even the jap ones) love Brazil.

>>72677046
is this a carioca proxy

>>72676686
wew

>>72676764
>white Brazilian
No such thing

>>72681160
>t. chchchicano

>>72681160
>52%
Considering ours sit at 48% odds are he is as white as you

>>72679569
this desu. most women are ugly af. but even among the ugly ones a good portion has great bodies. Just cum and dump tho.

>>72676686
>>great culture
What culture? There are many different here

>>amazing food
Agreed

>>astonishing history
This for me is mixed thing, every fucking Latino country fought for it's independence except here, we got a PORTUGUESE king. Now we are at our third republic, after becoming a Republic we had two different totalitarian states (Estado Novo with Vargas and the Military Dictatorship). My state fought for it's independence and lost. We were also the last country in America to abolish slavery.

>>beautiful art
True, but most of us (ncluding me) hate Romero Britto

>>attractive women
This is partially a meme

>>fantastic language
Yeah I like Portuguese

>>spectacular architecture
Yep

>>awe inspiring music and national anthem
Some old genres are gems, but Sertanejo and Funk are pure shit, and are the most liked in general.

Can any Brasileiros give me some travel tips when I come over? I'll be all over the South East

>>72682509
>don't walk alone on the streets, especially at night
>don't wear any jewelry
>avoid dindus
>don't trust your gps, it can send you to a no-go zone
>rent an armored car if you can afford it

>>72677061
Germanic languages are much better than Romance languages

>>72677391
Why?

>>72682750
>>don't walk alone on the streets, especially at night
Well i broke this rule daily
I literally picked up street whores and just hung around in RJ centro in the middle of the night
probably just lucky i didn't get mugged but then again i'm black and look like a typical poor br

Why do you love/like Brazil?

>>72683220
ooga booga, homie.

>>72683220
>i'm black and look like a typical poor br

Oh yeah, they thought you were one of their own.

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>>72683220
Half of us cariocas are black/mixed, do you think robbers care about this shit? Kek. Your problem is the police.
>mfw my black friends are with me, Rio police always stop us

>>72683754
they are right. stop pretending you are a innocent you fucking thief!!! i bet you smoke weed everyday and steal

>>72682340
>I like Portuguese
>i like my own language
umm, yeah i guess. i never thought about liking my own language. i mean don't like it or hate it is... a language that i speak.

>>72683754
I know that mate i just tried to avoid looking like a criminal white still looking poor and not worth stealing from
>>72683610
and a boong la loonga to you
>>72683818
Portuguese is a great language
and I do activity like english it's not the best but it sounds good mostly
not everyone likes their native tongue or even their own voice

>>72676686
>fantastic language

Im not too sure about that. It sure sounds good in some music genres though.

>>72684026
My point is when someone says "X is a great language" it is usually a non native speaker that compares different foreign languages. I don't think we have the critical ability to analyze our own language unless you are bilingual. If anything, I may appreciate that English is simple. Some people might appreciate the complexity of various foreign languages especially if they have mastered them and are showing off their skills.

Yes its a great country with a great people(except in famous cities)

only problem is that some of them,not me,don't speak english very well

>>72684373
I think that you are the problem

>>72676976
Indeed, a huge mistake.

>>72678327
>The first answer is very good.
>[scrolling intensifies]
>WOOOOOOOOOW

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>>72677046
It's a very common thing here, so common that we even have a name for it: complexo de vira-lata (mutt complex).
basically we are raised to believe that our country is absolute shit and life in the first world is utopic.
Such idea is only further influenced by the extreme corruption in our politics. Examples of that are : 1)the operation carwash, 2)the ongoing trial for the meat processing facilities (Big food companies bribed politicians to turn a blind eye on the sale of spoiled meat), and 3)Politicians bribing PUBLIC hospitals to give preference to patients that were their voters

>>72684815
Continuing
It sucks that we have so much shame to be from Brazil, because if you read our constitution we have some real awesome shit.
We have universal : health care, even for non brazilians; some of the best LaborRights in the world, and laws that encourage our youth to care about our culture (not the carioca nigger shit, but ACTUAL culture).

7-1 tho

If you say something good about Brazil again I'm gonna fucking kill you

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>>72685163
>If you say something good about Brazil again I'm gonna fucking kill you

This.

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you forgot the best trannies in the whole world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT2BloTgw7k

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> be brazilian
> Introvert
> Unemployed
> don't like soccer
> don't like beach
> don't like carnaval
> don't like most musical genre
> don't have enough money to get out of here
> waiting for for death, and an english teacher.

>>72685330
What do you like anon?

>>72684712
>WOOOOOOOOOW
What did you mean by this?

>>72685434
My worst subject to talk, 'cause my english isn't good to argue about feelings.
>>72685463
I will take awhile to read it, It's long answer

besides the politics, this is the best country on america

I don't know much else about Brazilian culture but I agree 100% with the music part, literally everything came out of Brazil in 60s and 70s is god tier, if I can only listen to 1 genre of music for the rest of my life it's either jazz or bossa nova. I have no clue what Brazilians listen to nowadays tho.

B R A Z I L
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>>72685692
Click in anyone to listen what brazilians listen to nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/user/CanalKondZilla

Living here is like sailing in an aimless boat with folks pouring in 2 buckets of water per day; It's agonizing and numbing and agonizingly numbing

>>72685330
>>72685639
boo hoo... such edgy

You talk like everyone on the country only likes beach, carnaval and soccer(football!!!!!).

Grow the fuck up... there is place for everyone here, you are just not looking right enough

>>72685746
>kodnzilla
Funk gourmet plz remove it

>>72682509
Dont trust anyone

>>72685692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcOY14GWwM

:^)
Enjoy your cancer and hard dick
that view count tho

>>72676686
>>astonishing history
>Literally only country to keep shitty monarchy upon freeing itself
>Almost collapsed and divided, everyone hates each other
>Kicked out an actual good ruler because the coffee land owners said so
>only stays together because it's benefitial for the burgeoise to have a national identity
You don't know shit familiar.
I do love this shithole though. Hopefully I will live long enough to see it unleash its true potential

>>72685780
Do you know why?

You're like 50% black. When have blacks ever done anything in human history.

>>72685808
>another funk gourmet
Plz fuck off

>>72685781
>there is place for everyone here

There isn't, dumbshit. Brazil is a singular society filled with bigoted people, even implying that you dislike football or funk is enough to people to find you weird and i live in Rio Grande do Sul, a state that is a continuation of Germany according to some Brazilian posters around here.

>>72685799
Which city?
Airbnb works great here... At least I had some cool experiences.

>>72680083
>>72680872
I live in São Paulo and spend hours on starvation every day. You either are starving or eating shitty food and going fatty

>>72685830
How much cost to travel alone in BRL?

>>72685854
A lot, many times airplane is cheaper than bus, gas stations are rip off also, is not that easy and cheap like in Europe

>>72685781
I live in the countryside, there is nothing here.

>>72685746
>>72685808
when did it go so wrong brehs?

>>72685925
i`s our own sub culture, if you want i can show you vids from the true Brazilian funk, this shit is funk for playboys

>>72685826
No.
Your social circle is fucked up.
If you come to your friends and say that you dislike football/funk and they look at you as a weirdo, you have the wrong friends.

I'm saying this because I HATE both of those, and my friends hate it too, so it's a common thing between us. There is a LOT of people out the who also hate it.

>booo hooo gringos, i'm the only wild duck in my country

>>72685854
Really depends on where you're going. Airbnb is my life now, can't travel without.
>inb4 chillfag

>>72685887
feelsbad

>>72685925
When this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvScd-m2sBw

stopped being the standard because making and promoting that shit you replied to is way cheaper and gets much more money from the masses

>>72685921
Really? Have you looked at your city population? You really think you're the only one with that kind of taste?
If you think so, move the fuck out to a bigger city.

>>72685925
you guys took the wrong curve too...

>>72685960
I'm interested

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cold fucking when

>>72684955
but those are the things that make brazil a shit-hole, you fucking socialist mongrel

>>72686001
Move to a bigger city being a "Caipira", will not be a better way to make friends, and spend cash moving, isn't a good thing in current times.

>>72685960
I can't get into funk, is this the mainstream music genre in Brazil now like bossa nova was decades ago?

>>72686001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hOiowvVynk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMOUmQBI4X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul3JhoimH4U

Enjoy it

>>72686071
Yep.

>>72686071
Not at all, Sertanejo and Pagode are much more mainstream, funk is just between teenagers

>>72686082
So real funk is worse than NWA-tier criminal rap music with bad lyrics and beats

>>72685980
Literally makes me happy listening to that, I have no idea how music like this can stop being popular

>>72685330
but your english is fine

>>72686122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPDRC0yCUd8
This Song comes from BK, one the best brazilian rappers from the "new"rap wave, it`s really good

>>72684955
>because if you read our constitution we have some real awesome shit.

>awesome
>but almost nothing of it is actually implemented or works

lmfao

Good one preto
The reason why Brazil is shit is the people.

Cultureless garbage who think that blasting funk from their cars is a nice thing to do.

>>72686001
You're right, I like our 70's music too, but it seems that you've fallen to a lower place even, I can't even conceptually get into the ones being posted

>>72686119
Much more worse mate

>>72686122
Money. Money is always the answer.
I'm glad you liked it and btw that dude, Jorge Ben, just made years in the 22 so have a little more. His music is one of the reasons I love this country to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ger8PgN-Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCM_VWzSiMo

>>72686150
This is actually quite good, thanks anon. No idea there was recent not-playboy rap music

>>72686183
Brazil balance between low tier music and master piece, our music from the 60`s besides the experimental stuff was shit as fuck, you are just familiar with the masterpiece from the 20 century

>>72676686
>astonishing history

>>72686082
Well man... I was really expecting something that I could like.
But for me the difference between this and 'funk gourmet' is the poor production, talks about crime and drugs instead of novinhas.

Why not listen to Marechal...

>>72686150
Good shit.
Also recommend Liniker

>>72686224
>No idea there was recent not-playboy rap music
are you serious ?

>>72686224
Listem his album Castelo e Ruínas, it`s excellent

>>72686127
I appreciate your compliment, but I have several difficulties, like a strong accent.

>>72686255
I don`t like "funk de favela"many old funk talks about love and that stuff, some are just beats to dance, but most are "funk de putaria", just search atabacata, it`s just beats, it is funny

And i listen to Marecha, i like him a lot

>>72686150
That sounds like a Nujabe beat, bretty comfy

>>72686255
>are you serious ?
Yeah I kept to 90's and 00's american rap and nujabes-like jazz-rap because every time I asked my friends for songs they show me trash excluding Racionais and Sabotage, but that song is amazing.

>>72686306
The beat maker is called Jonas Profeta, or JXNVS, he is from my city, on of the best Brazilians beat makers

>>72686255
I liked Liniker, pretty comfy to hear

>>72686290
Accent is fine as long as it is understandable. I don't understand some british accents well. Do you post in vacaroo threads? Practice there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhXSYOkOFao

fucking legend.

>he only makes shows barefoot

>>72686224
I know about him and like his music, my favorite artists are Milton Nascimento, Baden Powell, and Arthur Verocai

>>72686381
>>72686290
post here

Tbh you guys should just make a discord to test and train your conversation and accent there. It's way better.
Good night guys

>>72686381
Thanks for the advice. I already tried to read shakespeare to get vocabulary, but usually it is hard understand.

>>72686398
Baden Oowell it`s legend, i`ve venn found his vinyl's in Germany when i went there.
Please listen to Tom Jobim, Ney Matogrosso Secos e Molhados, Novos Baianos and Tropicalia movement

>>72686430
>>72686490
Thanks y'all

>>72686501
Thanks anon, will check them out

>>72682826
they see them as strong, cool, cultured, and successful, and not in the white way

>>72686388
Meh.

Somebody please post that pic with the average baths per person by country

>>72686501
>Tom Jobim
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI3dwdB0bps

>>72686704
This cartoon is good as fuck, i miss adult swim a lot

It's argentina

Brazil has a fuckton of niggers

>>72686723
Me too, man

>>72686596
Please

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>>72686729
At least in Latin America it's actually Chile, in every imaginable way.

>>72685247
literally the best thing about Brazil i actually really like Brazil and my couple of weeks there I fucked 10 trannies, all great at sex too.
I want to marry a travesti now

I like Brazil in general too the main downsides are corruption,bureaucracy and violent crime
>>72685330
how much money you got for a teacher i will fly to Brazil to help self haters escape to fuel my degenerate lifestyle in Brazil
>>72685692
i agree with this post
Funk is popular these days but also Br pop stuff like Anitta(sexy and good voice)
video related is basically mainstream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw

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>>72691113

Brazilian trannies are god-tier.

Why do you have so many?

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tfw half brazilian and grew up there

>>72691484
Fucking lucky bastard

>>72691885
tfw will come back and become next dictator

>>72676686
>great culture
Stop this meme. Every single place in the world where you aren't allowed to eat each other legally has a great culture.

You saying someone has as "great" or "exciting" culture is just a way to help the globalist agenda.

Take the dick out of your ass.